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💚 @potat0lina.bsky.social
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🍂🍁 #promosky 🍁🍂
Let's be mutuals if you:

🧔‍♀️ are a fan of facial hair
🎮 enjoy games like
- elden ring
-halo
- pokemon
- stardew valley
- zelda
🖼 love watching impromptu graphic design (shitty)
🔨 like building stuff
🎨 fixate on painting warhammer figures
🔞 peruse crude humor

Let's be friends 💚
I hope our names are touching on the secret FBI terrorist watchlist that leaked online 💚
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Not gonna start 2026 with a lie
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Started January 1, 2026 right:

Slatherin' Texas Roadhouse cinnamon butter all up on 'em
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Inside of me are 2 wolves: one tells only truths, the other only lies.

With that being said, 2 truths and a lie:

1. I can't swallow pills
2. @macydaisy.bsky.social is my kid sister irl (stinky)
3. I have never been to Texas and sometimes I don't believe it's real
December 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This app is full of lonely people who should probably spend more time seeking professional help, and this is not a criticism, but a shoulder.

You are still loved. But I give phenomenal advice, if you ignore all the foot fetish jokes and 8th grade humor.

You deserve better is my point.
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Correct
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Self reflection is important, because who I am when I'm alone is the foundation of every relationship I'll ever have.

I'll never deserve a great friend if I, myself, am not a great friend.

I'll only find wolves in sheep's clothing, if I hide my true self from others who love me. 💚
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The reality is that we would rather go blind than carry the burden of accountability for our own actions.

Apologizing to the plate you break will make you feel better, but does nothing to fix the plate.

Actually sitting down to put all the pieces together and binding them is accountability.
December 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's Saturday?

#caturday
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Some people still have their Christmas lights up. Like, get it together.
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Fact Check: Donald Trump and his best friend Jeffrey Epstein raped a 13 year old pregnant girl FOR MONTHS and then disposed of the newborn baby's body.

Google "EFTA00025010" and tell me what you think.
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Don't talk to me or my [REDACTED]
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jake Paul strangely quiet
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Look at her paws
December 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Fuck head ass
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Arguing with my coworkers that the "g" in gaslighting is pronounced like the "g" in gif
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Pro dating tip:
If you're contemplating dating someone, call them and ask them to read a book to you.

Until next time!
a man in a tuxedo and top hat is holding a red heart in his hand .
Alt: a man in a tuxedo and top hat is holding a red heart in his hand .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
1. Which one should I get?

2. Why?
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The deadline to release the Epstein files is coming up so naturally HEY LOOK THEY TOOK AMERICAN OIL IN VENEZUELA, WAR TIME BABYYYYYY
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Netanyahu haters club
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
FYI: I main Captain Falcon in Smash Bros.
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm like a service dog with a patch that says, "please don't pet me, I'm working"
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Jupitr digivolved tooooooo....

Horngry Jupitr
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Smash bros: "CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!"

@macydaisy.bsky.social :
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM