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Eating 📦 is linked to higher rates of cancer, and brother, IDGAF
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· Sep 1
🍂🍁 #promosky 🍁🍂
Let's be mutuals if you:
🧔♀️ are a fan of facial hair
🎮 enjoy games like
- elden ring
-halo
- pokemon
- stardew valley
- zelda
🖼 love watching impromptu graphic design (shitty)
🔨 like building stuff
🎨 fixate on painting warhammer figures
🔞 peruse crude humor
Let's be friends 💚
Let's be mutuals if you:
🧔♀️ are a fan of facial hair
🎮 enjoy games like
- elden ring
-halo
- pokemon
- stardew valley
- zelda
🖼 love watching impromptu graphic design (shitty)
🔨 like building stuff
🎨 fixate on painting warhammer figures
🔞 peruse crude humor
Let's be friends 💚
New year; new me
DM or drop a comment with your gamertag, steam handle, PSN account, Nintendo account, or any game specific friend codes and I'll add you (if i have it!)
DM or drop a comment with your gamertag, steam handle, PSN account, Nintendo account, or any game specific friend codes and I'll add you (if i have it!)
January 20, 2026 at 6:06 PM
New year; new me
DM or drop a comment with your gamertag, steam handle, PSN account, Nintendo account, or any game specific friend codes and I'll add you (if i have it!)
DM or drop a comment with your gamertag, steam handle, PSN account, Nintendo account, or any game specific friend codes and I'll add you (if i have it!)
Finishing up cleaning, I will be playing Fortnite, Fall Guys, or Rocket League today if anybody would like to partake 💚
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Finishing up cleaning, I will be playing Fortnite, Fall Guys, or Rocket League today if anybody would like to partake 💚
Me, roasting my gf because she cheated on me in my dream: "Seriously? With a MAN?!"
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Me, roasting my gf because she cheated on me in my dream: "Seriously? With a MAN?!"
Call me the clint the way a lot of dudes rub me the wrong way
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Call me the clint the way a lot of dudes rub me the wrong way
Still no drafts feature? THAT'S IT!
*uncooms your Kirby*
*uncooms your Kirby*
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Still no drafts feature? THAT'S IT!
*uncooms your Kirby*
*uncooms your Kirby*
Live status showing on bsky when you're streaming on twitch? Cool
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Live status showing on bsky when you're streaming on twitch? Cool
Being a woman sucks.
Being my woman doesn't.
Being my woman doesn't.
a young boy wearing a cowboy hat and a plaid shirt is walking on a stage
Alt: a young boy wearing a cowboy hat and a plaid shirt is walking on a stage
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January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Being a woman sucks.
Being my woman doesn't.
Being my woman doesn't.
I cannot be left alone with a box of spaghetti noodles 😞
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I cannot be left alone with a box of spaghetti noodles 😞
I just beat my girlfriend at Alexa's Song Quiz
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I just beat my girlfriend at Alexa's Song Quiz
There is so much going on in this picture, but I was just so excited that we managed to nab a Barbie Dreamhouse AND Camper for $20 from an online auction.
Also: the 4 year old who totally does not make me play barbies with her 🤣
Also: the 4 year old who totally does not make me play barbies with her 🤣
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
There is so much going on in this picture, but I was just so excited that we managed to nab a Barbie Dreamhouse AND Camper for $20 from an online auction.
Also: the 4 year old who totally does not make me play barbies with her 🤣
Also: the 4 year old who totally does not make me play barbies with her 🤣
Bro PASS 😤 real ones know
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Bro PASS 😤 real ones know
My lady got me 12 months of whiskey for Christmas.
This month's whiskey is New Southern Revival Rye!
This one hits every inch of the palette with a medley of a dozen flavors, all distinct and perfectly married. My cheeks are tingling like I'm smiling.
Definitely share this with a friend!
This month's whiskey is New Southern Revival Rye!
This one hits every inch of the palette with a medley of a dozen flavors, all distinct and perfectly married. My cheeks are tingling like I'm smiling.
Definitely share this with a friend!
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
My lady got me 12 months of whiskey for Christmas.
This month's whiskey is New Southern Revival Rye!
This one hits every inch of the palette with a medley of a dozen flavors, all distinct and perfectly married. My cheeks are tingling like I'm smiling.
Definitely share this with a friend!
This month's whiskey is New Southern Revival Rye!
This one hits every inch of the palette with a medley of a dozen flavors, all distinct and perfectly married. My cheeks are tingling like I'm smiling.
Definitely share this with a friend!
I am a bluesky male's inflated sense of entitlement
(This is your reminder to take deftones off your sex playlist if you're older than 22)
(This is your reminder to take deftones off your sex playlist if you're older than 22)
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I am a bluesky male's inflated sense of entitlement
(This is your reminder to take deftones off your sex playlist if you're older than 22)
(This is your reminder to take deftones off your sex playlist if you're older than 22)
It's hard to think outside the box when my face is constantly buried in it
(I got a haircut)
(I got a haircut)
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
It's hard to think outside the box when my face is constantly buried in it
(I got a haircut)
(I got a haircut)
I need ACNH friend codes right now
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I need ACNH friend codes right now
When you've spent the last 3 days entirely together and she gets up to go to the bathroom alone
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
When you've spent the last 3 days entirely together and she gets up to go to the bathroom alone
If I go too long without being touched by my gf, I whine loudly and turn into a giant waste of fucking life
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
If I go too long without being touched by my gf, I whine loudly and turn into a giant waste of fucking life
Charlie Kirk will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Charlie Kirk will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
If JD Vance does nothing else this year, let it be known that he did one good thing when he accidentally revealed that Johnathan Ross was the mentally unstable police officer cosplaying as an ICE Agent who killed an unarmed American citizen.
January 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
If JD Vance does nothing else this year, let it be known that he did one good thing when he accidentally revealed that Johnathan Ross was the mentally unstable police officer cosplaying as an ICE Agent who killed an unarmed American citizen.
Things that are long in this pic:
- my hair
- my list of problems
DASSIT I LOVE YOU ALL GOODNIGHT
- my hair
- my list of problems
DASSIT I LOVE YOU ALL GOODNIGHT
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Things that are long in this pic:
- my hair
- my list of problems
DASSIT I LOVE YOU ALL GOODNIGHT
- my hair
- my list of problems
DASSIT I LOVE YOU ALL GOODNIGHT
I hope our names are touching on the secret FBI terrorist watchlist that leaked online 💚
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I hope our names are touching on the secret FBI terrorist watchlist that leaked online 💚
Not gonna start 2026 with a lie
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Not gonna start 2026 with a lie