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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · Aug 6
A twist on Roman Holiday with a touch of Midsommar set in a reimagined Babylon.

🧞‍♀️ Goddess trapped in a human body
🥐 Cinnamon roll boy who takes pity on her
🐠 Fish out of water story
🤺 Sisters getting revenge on each other
🍷 Creepy, mysterious cult
🏺 Ancient Babylon vibes
#questpit #Q #A #F #RF
A collage of figs, a mule on a dirt road, a goddess in a river, and sand, with the text "AGENT'S GUIDE, THE UNMAKING OF A MUSE, 109,000 words, Adult Romantasy" A background of sand with an illustration of a mesopotamian goddess and a lion, with the text: "THE UNMAKING OF A MUSE, Roman Holiday x Midsommar in ancient Babylon. Lali, a spoiled muse, persuades an innocent butcher to help her take down a human cult that's blocking her muse magic and brainwashing her sister into giving up eternal life — but when Lali starts falling for the earth-born butcher, it’s the first sign she's been brainwashed." Sand as a background with mesopotamian illustrations and text that says: "FIRST LINES, It’s tedious work, trying to inspire genius in mortals. It always has been. Even decades ago, long before this recent sun cycle, when they began to resist the muses’ influence." A background of sand, with images of books overlayed - Daughter of the Moon Goddess by Sue Lynn Tan, Circe by Madeline Miller, Strange the Dreamer by Laini Taylor, and A Sorceress Comes to Call by T. Kingfisher, with the text "Comp Titles" above them and cuneiform letters below.
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Thank you to @demimschwartz.bsky.social for the wonderful feedback on my query package! I'm so glad @reviseresub.bsky.social pulled my name from the e-hat for this round of #10queries.

#revpit
demimschwartz.bsky.social Demi Michelle 🦋 Seeking New Rep @demimschwartz.bsky.social · 19d
P2 - Loved this. I was so hooked. Fabulous voice. Stunning sensory details. The magic is so cool. My main thing is you have several moments where interiority/telling/backstory goes on long and stops the action, so try to make the opening especially more present. #RevPit #10Queries
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Didn’t we already vote you out, Cuomo?! Hahaha
October 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I just entered #RevPit #10Queries. Enter now for a chance to win free feedback on your query and 1st 5 pages
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October 2025 10Queries
Are you readying your manuscript to query agents? Are you preparing for this year’s RevPit event? What better way to know if your query an
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October 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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AITA: After I (immortal, F, muse recently trapped in a human body) got caught sneaking food from the mortal market without paying, I manipulated someone (25, M, butcher by day, bard by night) to take the fall for my so-called theft.

They cut off his hand, and now he’s mad at me?!?!?
#DVPit #F #R #A
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove says when are you going to realize that all of my ideas are good
Alt: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove says when are you going to realize that all of my ideas are good
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October 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
juniperwoodbury.bsky.social
ROMAN HOLIDAY x MIDSOMMAR x ZENDAYA/TOM

Hunting her brainwashed, mortal-obsessed sister through the human world, a feral-girl goddess finds herself falling for a cinnamon-roll mortal. Or is that the 1st sign she's being brainwashed too?

Romantasy inspired by Mesopotamian mythology

#DVpit #F #R #A
A collage featuring an ancient lyre player, an arch with decorative designs, a woman dancing under a colonnade, tiled lions on a wall, an illustration of a river bank with palm trees, an ancient Egyptian depiction of three people underneath hieroglyphs, and an illustration of Semiramis, a queen of Assyria, in front of a winged Mesopotamian creature. Overlayed are images of gold coins, a wheel, a palm frond, an Assyrian winged figure, and a strip of cuneiform writing.
October 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Lali, an arrogant but lonely goddess, *should* be happy sipping date wine & meddling with mortals forever. But eternity feels empty without her estranged, earth-bound sister, long ago brainwashed by mortals. Braving the human world to hunt her sister, Lali must avoid being brainwashed too.
#DVpit #F
October 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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In a reimagined Babylon, an arrogant, immortal muse takes human lessons from a shy, mortal butcher who moonlights as a bard.

🫟 feral girl FMC
🥐 cinnamon roll MMC
🐠 fish-out-of-water hijinks
🤺 stubborn, estranged sisters
🩸 brainwashing cult
🐐 troublemaking goat
🏺 mesopotamian inspo

#DVPit #A #F #R
October 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I was lucky enough to read this manuscript, and believe me you're gonna need a copy

6 star read ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
kiddyjoy.bsky.social Claire Kidwell @kiddyjoy.bsky.social · Oct 8
NETTLE & BONE x STAR DAUGHTER

💰 Cheating a suitor out of his money to help her family was easy.

🌌 Falling in love with the night sky trapped in a mortal body is harder.

💔 And helping them return to the sky at the expense of her heart might just be impossible.

#DVpit #A #NA #F #LGBT #ND
October 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
juniperwoodbury.bsky.social
THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE (if Kuzco & Pacha fell in love) x Mesopotamian myth

A conceited goddess, who uses mortals as playthings, gets stuck in human form.

A kind-hearted bard helps her navigate earth & its savage customs, like wearing clothes & saying “please.”

No touchy ➡️ lots of touchy

#DVpit
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
juniperwoodbury.bsky.social
ZENDAYA & TOM x ANCIENT BABYLON

A lonely, feral-girl goddess blunders through the human world in hopes of reconciling with her estranged, mortal-loving sister. A shy, cinnamon-roll-boy bard makes the mistake of showing her compassion.

#DVPit #A #F #amquerying
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
juniperwoodbury.bsky.social
A romantasy that's basically EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE fanfic (if Kuzco and Pacha fell in love) #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q
a cartoon of a man kneeling down next to a girl with the words " sobbing llama face " on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a man kneeling down next to a girl with the words " sobbing llama face " on the bottom
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September 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Listen, we’ve had our share of night-adjacent shadowy boys in romantasy. It’s time we got some queer rep! 🏳️‍🌈✨💕

(They’re the main love interest and literally the night sky trapped in a mortal form so 👀)

#UnhingedPit #A #Q #F #LGBT
Images of Pippin and Aragorn from Lord of the Rings in discussion with added text. Pippin: “What about a night-coded love interest?” Aragorn: “We already had it.” Pippin: “We’ve had shadow daddies, yes. What about a shadow enby?”
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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"How was I supposed to know that the evil guy actually had an evil plan and wasn't just sending me on a quest to do evil things for shits and giggles?"
-Onesta, probably

#UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #Q
Evil politician that sent Onesta on an evil quest actually has an evil plan. Onesta: *Shocked Pikachu face* meme (screenshot from Pokemon anime zoomed in on Pikachu's face, where his mouth is open in surprise)
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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THE GUILDED AGE #UnhingedPit #W #Dystopian #AG
September 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Glowing feedback from a critique partner regarding my MC, a feral-girl goddess trapped in a human body

✨ “she is quite unlikable (sorry)”
💕 “she’s so mean!”
🔪 “I was especially upset when she had Elias chop off his hand”
😇 “everyone is mean”

#UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q
a man in chain mail is screaming with the words no mercy written below him
ALT: a man in chain mail is screaming with the words no mercy written below him
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September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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juniperwoodbury.bsky.social Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · Aug 16
A romantasy twist on ROMAN HOLIDAY + a dash of MIDSOMMAR

🫟 weird humor
🦎 weirder characters
🩸 light horror elements
🐡 fish-out-of-water hijinks
✨ lyrical prose
🏺 secondary world inspired by ancient Babylon

#PosterPit #Q #F #A
Movie poster depicts two classical paintings: "Dolce Far Niente" (1904) by John William Godward above and "David and Saul" (1885) by Julius Kronberg below, with text overlays. Top: woman with dark hair lies on her side on marble steps, wearing purple and red robes, pink flowers grow nearby. Bottom: a young man sits on a carpet holding a stringed instrument. Large white text across middle reads "THE UNMAKING OF A MUSE." Three text boxes say: "A MUSE WHO CAN'T TELL SHE'S EMBARRASSING HERSELF IN FRONT OF MORTALS," "WHO ALWAYS ASSUMES SHE'S RIGHT, BUT ALMOST NEVER IS," and "WHO TAKES THE ONLY ONE WHO HELPS HER FOR GRANTED... UNTIL SHE REALIZES SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM."
August 17, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Not your grandma’s haunting story.

Deep in the mountains, fear makes monster of man & bestows him two heads. One eats while the other hides his mouth. He faces away— toward the trees. [The forest is watching. The forest is displeased.]

#PosterPit #PosterPitA #AG #H #LIT #SPF
August 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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ashthestampede.bsky.social
THE BRIDE-KING: t4t MM romantic fantasy

🔪 Enemies to lovers: assassin falling for their target
👿 Misunderstood demons
🌶️ Magical transition + spicy trans euphoria
❄️ Forced proximity / snowed in
🪓 Killing the evil King

(Currently betaing)

#PosterPit #PosterPitW #A #F #R #WritingCommunity
August 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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juniperwoodbury.bsky.social
A romantasy twist on ROMAN HOLIDAY + a dash of MIDSOMMAR

🫟 weird humor
🦎 weirder characters
🩸 light horror elements
🐡 fish-out-of-water hijinks
✨ lyrical prose
🏺 secondary world inspired by ancient Babylon

#PosterPit #Q #F #A
Movie poster depicts two classical paintings: "Dolce Far Niente" (1904) by John William Godward above and "David and Saul" (1885) by Julius Kronberg below, with text overlays. Top: woman with dark hair lies on her side on marble steps, wearing purple and red robes, pink flowers grow nearby. Bottom: a young man sits on a carpet holding a stringed instrument. Large white text across middle reads "THE UNMAKING OF A MUSE." Three text boxes say: "A MUSE WHO CAN'T TELL SHE'S EMBARRASSING HERSELF IN FRONT OF MORTALS," "WHO ALWAYS ASSUMES SHE'S RIGHT, BUT ALMOST NEVER IS," and "WHO TAKES THE ONLY ONE WHO HELPS HER FOR GRANTED... UNTIL SHE REALIZES SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM."
August 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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rpiswriting.bsky.social
Rosemary and Flame: a fantasy romance

A woman dying from a generational curse must team up with a handsome, but grumpy, fae with dubious intent to survive the mysterious land of Faerie and save her mother from an ancient and powerful enemy.

#posterpit #writingcommunity
August 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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For the #litagents who haven't yet seen my pitch poster, here it is 🕯

#posterpit #Magicalrealism
haninwrites.bsky.social H.S. Honey is writing 🖋 @haninwrites.bsky.social · Aug 16
Ellie meets a giant cat two years after her father's death, and dives into different realms to uncover a hidden dark enemy of her spirit.

🕯Magical and philosophical
📜 Lyrical and symbolic
💫Friendship and grief

#posterpit #F #A #W
Poster showing a girl with a book and a cat that takes her to different realms.
August 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
juniperwoodbury.bsky.social
A romantasy twist on ROMAN HOLIDAY + a dash of MIDSOMMAR

🫟 weird humor
🦎 weirder characters
🩸 light horror elements
🐡 fish-out-of-water hijinks
✨ lyrical prose
🏺 secondary world inspired by ancient Babylon

#PosterPit #Q #F #A
Movie poster depicts two classical paintings: "Dolce Far Niente" (1904) by John William Godward above and "David and Saul" (1885) by Julius Kronberg below, with text overlays. Top: woman with dark hair lies on her side on marble steps, wearing purple and red robes, pink flowers grow nearby. Bottom: a young man sits on a carpet holding a stringed instrument. Large white text across middle reads "THE UNMAKING OF A MUSE." Three text boxes say: "A MUSE WHO CAN'T TELL SHE'S EMBARRASSING HERSELF IN FRONT OF MORTALS," "WHO ALWAYS ASSUMES SHE'S RIGHT, BUT ALMOST NEVER IS," and "WHO TAKES THE ONLY ONE WHO HELPS HER FOR GRANTED... UNTIL SHE REALIZES SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM."
August 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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sheristen.bsky.social
LINEAGE OF LIGHT 88,000wc:
💅🔥 Immortal villain in his "Soft Girl Era"
📚Upmarket/bookclub
🦋Laini Taylor-like Lyricism
😂Humor of Sophie Kinsella
🏃🏾‍♀️ Plot Pace of V.E. Schwab
👵🏿 Multi-generational
🪄 Literal Black girl magic
🏳️‍🌈 pan MC
👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏿 Interracial Dual POV
#queerpit #F #SF #UF #UP #NA #Ownvoices #BIPOC
August 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Practical Magic x The Honey Witch

Two sisters develop the ability to sense love and are able to determine a person’s true love… for everyone except themselves

#QueerPit #COA #FR #a #NA
August 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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A ghost determined to solve her own murder, allies with the vengeful spirit of a cult leader’s daughter to unearth the rotting secrets of their small town. As decay spreads and the town teeters on the edge of ruin, she must choose to put the monsters to rest or become one to stop them.
#QueerPit #YA
Mood board featuring small town Appalachia with conservative undertones, sapphic romance, and ghosts
August 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM