Jason Umbreit
jumbreit.bsky.social
Jason Umbreit
@jumbreit.bsky.social
Me: Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why?

Mr. Blue Sky: Prolly cause Pokémon Go and graps.
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Let’s be irpgl friends

#pokemongo
I see the vision
June 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Every year, we honor the best & whitest in the world of Caucasity. This year's nominees span the globe, including a Caucasian kangaroo from Australia, Mexico's Gulf of White Tears & America's Dumbest Oligarchs, Grifters & Embezzlers (DOGE)

Find out who won the only award that is NOT considered DEI
The 2025 Wypipo Awards
For those who felt attacked, ostracized or marginalized during Black History Month, we honor the standouts who are making the world a whiter place.
dlvr.it
March 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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City Limits
February 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Remember a week ago when Elon was on drugs and doing Nazi salutes in front of everyone but he’s shown so much criminal malfeasance since then that no one’s really talking about it?

Lock that dude up.
February 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Hey kids, be a patriot, don’t join the Elon Youth! 🇺🇸
February 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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TJPW is having a show in Las Vegas in the spring!🇺🇸
I would love to go to Las Vegas too, but I don't know yet if I can be a member. Your voices may possibly lead me to Las Vegas. Please support Wakana Uehara's journey to Las Vegas on various social networking sites!! #tjpw #WorldWideWakana #WAKANAAA
January 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
First #sourdough pizzas of the year
January 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Slam Diego 2/15 at
'REPTILIOS STOLE OUR BABY'
a showcase of Primal rage -

J2 vs Rebel Storm!

Plus
KEiTA v Johnnie Robbie
Cereal Man/Astarix v REPTILIOS

Tix 21+:
www.eventbrite.com/o/hoodslam-1...
To be filmed and distributed thru unknown means

#hoodslam #FtF #ThisIsReal
January 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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SAN DIEGO COUNTY!

#AEW is coming to Oceanside, CA with a jam-packed night of action as #AEWDynamite invades the @frontwavearena on Wednesday, February 26th!

Get your tickets NOW at AEWTIX.com!
January 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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New EPM: Jon explains why he’s no longer bothered by horror. David starts monitoring bedfellows. epm.fireside.fm/308
In This Moment All Sides Should Give One Another A Bit Of Grace
Jon explains why he’s no longer bothered by horror. David starts monitoring bedfellows.
epm.fireside.fm
January 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Bluesky buddies, helping some friends in need during a highly pressing time would be very cool.

I know it's not easy for everyone, but if you are able to, whatever you can give is greatly appreciated: www.gofundme.com/f/help-marc-...
Donate to Help Marc, Sabina, and Amari, organized by Christopher Mahoney
Hey Everyone, We wanted to set up this gofundme fundraiser as a place to supp… Christopher Mahoney needs your support for Help Marc, Sabina, and Amari
www.gofundme.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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New EPM 🔥🔥 David packs a go bag. Jon has issues with his fob.

epm.fireside.fm/307
DM Me On Watch Duty
David packs a go bag. Jon has issues with his fob.
epm.fireside.fm
January 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sunsets de barrio

#sunsets
#nationalcity
January 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
First focaccia of the year
#sourdough
January 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Pls enjoy!

David makes unfounded conjectures about a famous novelist. Jon promises to read Blood Meridian.

epm.fireside.fm/303
Cormac McCarthy And Avalanches
David makes unfounded conjectures about a famous novelist. Jon promises to read Blood Meridian.
epm.fireside.fm
December 17, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Spotted in a front lawn. The debate is finally over. #merryxmas #diehard
December 17, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Intergalactic phenomenon, Cereal Man
@hoodslam.bsky.social
December 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Help a playa out
This might be a dumb and confusing decision, but guess what *isn’t* a dumb and confusing decision?

Subscribing to our friends at The Onion!! Get the print edition every month for just $9 and help make the world a better, funnier place!!! membership.theonion.com?campaign=701...
December 11, 2024 at 8:17 AM
December 10, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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Here comes a new match!
FRIDAY the 13TH in #SanDiego

EMOHeads v The Locker Room

+
Astarix v Cereal Man
Sheik v Johnnie Robbie
Lara v MYLO
Anton v KEiTA
MORE

Tix below!
#Hoodslam #ThisIsReal
December 10, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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That’s at least one life Medicare 4 All would have saved ☹️
December 5, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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We’re back! Jon keeps up with the news (and sounds terrible). David sees Wicked.

epm.fireside.fm/301
Temu Tom Waits
Jon keeps up with the news. David sees Wicked.
epm.fireside.fm
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM