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Eric Blair
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I’m a corporate philosopher & left-handed Libra who enjoys competitive knitting and day-drinking. Polio and rubella enthusiast.
Is all the make up covering up that Kristi Noem is really KRISTI GNOME? Americans have a right to know if their DHS Sec. is a painted troll!!! Show us the real face now!
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Vote now!: Who has the better make up—Hegseth or Noem? Kristi has really taken the contest to another level this morning, so look for Hegseth to try to match the state of play by incorporating faux lashes into his next televised presser.
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why won’t Jonathan Karl ask her the question Americans really want to know the answer to: “What role does Ringling Bros. play in your daily make up application routine, Sect’y Noem?”
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?

KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Trumpism: Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park. (Quote credit: Beck Hanson).
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Her answer to every question is reliably: “Joe Biden made this country into a hell on earth.” I don’t think she’s an unimaginative propagandist, but is instead just really that fucking dumb.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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people big mad at president psychomoron
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Trump drops 11 points - 11 points! - in the past month in Gallup. Just a staggering decline. 1/
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Need inspiration for your Thanksgiving cooking? This sheet pan organic dry-brined turkey with an anise orange reduction—served with hazelnuts and morels atop an heirloom fingerling potato confit—will make you feel like a corrections officer cooking for Ghislaine Maxwell!
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
To his credit, however, Hegseth is willing to settle the matter out of court if Kelly signs an NDA.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
They all think they alone will not be fucked over by Trump / the Trump Admin, oblivious to the fact that fucking people over is the quintessence of Trumpism—just ask MTG.
Seems like every day some senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr is pissed off at him about something.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Hegseth is drunk with power.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Maybe putting a dozen narcissistic poser Fox hosts in charge of sprawling federal agencies with millions of combined employees and vastly important responsibilities with enormous power wasn’t the greatest plan.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Breaking: Prior to seeking Trump pardon, this year’s White House turkeys to engage in gov’t overthrow attempt & crypto money laundering schemes.
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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New York Democrats can do better than Zohran Mamdani.

by Eric Adams, Bill de Blasio, Andrew Cuomo, Chuck Schumer, Kirsten Gillibrand, David Paterson, Eliot Spitzer, and Anthony Weiner
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
In Russian, he’s second only to Putin in popularity & in North Korea, he runs neck-to-neck with Little Rocket Man.
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If you hoi polloi would civilize yourself, Trump will have succeeded in making America better.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I was not surprised: Loomer’s crazy for Israel.
The New Yorker Laura Loomer profile revealed that mental illness runs in the family.
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The New Yorker Laura Loomer profile revealed that mental illness runs in the family.
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Sometimes I try to drink like a dog just for fun.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It’s hard to keep up with The New Yorker, but the Nov. 17 edition is a near cover-to-cover read. That such a wonderful & intelligent and beautiful digest of life is delivered to me each week is a distinct pleasure.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Elise: the first to endorse him in 2024 is the most disposable. First, the UN snub that forced her to leave Congress & now this: ending her political career altogether. The next time Elise, Harvard genius, runs for anything the Trump brand will be regarded as an indelible stain.
Trump just ended Elise Stefanik. I’m dying!!! I so wish I could see her face right now! (First time I’ve ever said that).
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Republicans crafted an entire midterm strategy around making Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party and portraying him as the most dangerous political figure in American history. Called him a jihadist. Introduced a resolution in the House condemning socialism. All gone now.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So-called America Firster Laura Loomer has an ENGLISH bulldog. And she defends this by indicating that the pet store was all out of Israeli bulldogs.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Some say Witkoff is the real Sect’y of State. They would be wrong: it’s Vladimir Putin.
More evidence that the Trump/Witkoff “peace plan” for Ukraine came straight from the Russians - it uses Russian syntax.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM