Jules & Lizzie the Tortie
@julesingreen.bsky.social
I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.
This day is one of my most cherished memories. 🏒 It was super 🥶, but we had a blast, and I became best friends with Marty Turco while stuck in two packed crowds trying to go opposite ways.👊 #TexasHockey #WinterClassic
On this day in 2020 (1/1/2020), the Dallas Stars score 4 unanswered goals to defeat the Nashville Predators 4-2 in front of 85,630 fans at the 2020 Winter Classic at the Cotton Bowl. Alexander Radulov scored the game winner in the 3rd, and John Klingberg had 2 assists.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
This day is one of my most cherished memories. 🏒 It was super 🥶, but we had a blast, and I became best friends with Marty Turco while stuck in two packed crowds trying to go opposite ways.👊 #TexasHockey #WinterClassic
Yeah, right. Let's hope I can afford for this word to be my word for the year. 💰🫰🥂
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Yeah, right. Let's hope I can afford for this word to be my word for the year. 💰🫰🥂
Oh great. It's a new year.
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Oh great. It's a new year.
Did y'all know about this? Is she able to show the episodes on Patreon? #bbsky
🎄 Big Brother: Reindeer Games Rewatch — Episode 2 is now live!
Sharon is breaking down all the chaos from the second episode. Watch the full rewatch and join the conversation on Patreon 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/patron...
Sharon is breaking down all the chaos from the second episode. Watch the full rewatch and join the conversation on Patreon 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/patron...
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Did y'all know about this? Is she able to show the episodes on Patreon? #bbsky
I'z dew an flip overr McQ!! #plundercatsNYE
December 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'z dew an flip overr McQ!! #plundercatsNYE
Picked up my library hold (+4 others🤦♀️), bought a planner to keep track of health/fitness stuff, discovered a Little Free Library @thatdana.bsky.social, and bought prosecco, wine, and some chocolate mini donuts for the morning. Let's Party! Love you, Bloomfs & Bloom MFs! 💚🥂📚🐈⬛🥳
a woman wearing glasses says yes to staying home
Alt: a woman wearing glasses says yes to staying home
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December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Picked up my library hold (+4 others🤦♀️), bought a planner to keep track of health/fitness stuff, discovered a Little Free Library @thatdana.bsky.social, and bought prosecco, wine, and some chocolate mini donuts for the morning. Let's Party! Love you, Bloomfs & Bloom MFs! 💚🥂📚🐈⬛🥳
I'z dew nott minde iff I'z dew! 🥂 #plundercatsNYE
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'z dew nott minde iff I'z dew! 🥂 #plundercatsNYE
One thing I'm not doing is sharing my thoughts on all the things I will do in the new year. Mostly because I don't need y'all to know what I *haven't* been doing this year. 😳
a man sitting on a couch with the words i 'll do better i promise written below him
Alt: A man in a black hat and T-shirt sitting in a destroyed room still on fire, he says, "I'll do better, I promise."
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December 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
One thing I'm not doing is sharing my thoughts on all the things I will do in the new year. Mostly because I don't need y'all to know what I *haven't* been doing this year. 😳
Of course he's the winner.
December 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Of course he's the winner.
I've been watching #HandmaidsTale forever, but now that I'm finally on the last season, I'm worried about how they're going to wrap this all up. I still need Serena to suffer and realize her culpability, but she'll probably just be like, "Duh, I'm prolly the 2nd Coming."
a close up of a woman 's face with a serious expression
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a serious expression
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December 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I've been watching #HandmaidsTale forever, but now that I'm finally on the last season, I'm worried about how they're going to wrap this all up. I still need Serena to suffer and realize her culpability, but she'll probably just be like, "Duh, I'm prolly the 2nd Coming."
I forgot Dylan Efron was named Miss Guided by Bob. I'm crying. 😭🤣 I love Mike so much! #rhap #rhapbrantsteele
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I forgot Dylan Efron was named Miss Guided by Bob. I'm crying. 😭🤣 I love Mike so much! #rhap #rhapbrantsteele
I'm way behind the Live, but I just saw the point when Rob's coffee finally really kicked in hard! He's cracking himself up. #RHAP #rhapbrantsteele
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm way behind the Live, but I just saw the point when Rob's coffee finally really kicked in hard! He's cracking himself up. #RHAP #rhapbrantsteele
I need Victoria Ratliff to make it to the end, just so I can hear this Mike impersonation. #RHAPBrantSteele #RHAP
a woman wearing glasses and a purple dress says i slept like a corpse
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a purple dress says i slept like a corpse
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December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I need Victoria Ratliff to make it to the end, just so I can hear this Mike impersonation. #RHAPBrantSteele #RHAP
My brain today:
I want to read. I want to read this book I'm reading. But I also want to read all these other books. Right now. All of them. But I also want to smoke weed and watch TV. But I want to read all these books. Why can't I read 5 books at the same time, it's not fair.
I want to read. I want to read this book I'm reading. But I also want to read all these other books. Right now. All of them. But I also want to smoke weed and watch TV. But I want to read all these books. Why can't I read 5 books at the same time, it's not fair.
a cartoon of a person surrounded by books with the words i want to read all the books
ALT: a cartoon of a person surrounded by books with the words i want to read all the books
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December 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My brain today:
I want to read. I want to read this book I'm reading. But I also want to read all these other books. Right now. All of them. But I also want to smoke weed and watch TV. But I want to read all these books. Why can't I read 5 books at the same time, it's not fair.
I want to read. I want to read this book I'm reading. But I also want to read all these other books. Right now. All of them. But I also want to smoke weed and watch TV. But I want to read all these books. Why can't I read 5 books at the same time, it's not fair.
The subtitles on #TraitorsCanada showed Cagla as 'chocolate,' so that's what I will be calling her now. (No gifs of Cagla)
a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his mouth open and the letter k on his shirt
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his mouth open and the letter k on his shirt
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December 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The subtitles on #TraitorsCanada showed Cagla as 'chocolate,' so that's what I will be calling her now. (No gifs of Cagla)
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
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After Texas banned abortion in cases where embryonic cardiac activity could be detected, Texas saw a 12.9% increase in infant deaths, compared with 1.8% for the rest of the country.
A growing body of research indicates that Texas's restrictive abortion bans have negatively impacted the health and lives of Texas women and babies in multiple ways. Across the board, pregnancy outcomes and complications have worsened.
What researchers have discovered about maternal, infant health under Texas' abortion laws
In the more than four years since the state of Texas significantly restricted access to abortion, medical researchers have been studying the health effects of that policy change.
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December 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
After Texas banned abortion in cases where embryonic cardiac activity could be detected, Texas saw a 12.9% increase in infant deaths, compared with 1.8% for the rest of the country.
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
I would love to be able to finish my whole book today (The Testaments by Margaret Atwood), but my brain just doesn't want to focus that much longer. But having just reread the first book and watching s5 of the show, I like to think I'd be a kill (men, mostly) & be killed type. Sorry, Aunt Lydia. 🤷🏼♀️
a group of people are standing in a circle on a field .
Alt: A group of handmaids in red dresses with white caps are beating a man to death.
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December 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I would love to be able to finish my whole book today (The Testaments by Margaret Atwood), but my brain just doesn't want to focus that much longer. But having just reread the first book and watching s5 of the show, I like to think I'd be a kill (men, mostly) & be killed type. Sorry, Aunt Lydia. 🤷🏼♀️
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It drives me nuts when a terrible person dies, and we are all supposed to pretend they were great, like telling the truth is somehow uncouth.
Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.
Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It drives me nuts when a terrible person dies, and we are all supposed to pretend they were great, like telling the truth is somehow uncouth.
Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.
Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.
I really should go outside and finish up some yard work before it gets cold. But I'm going to sit here and read and drink coffee and later I'm gonna sit here and watch TV. Because that's what I wanna do.
a woman is sitting in a chair and says so there 's that
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair and says so there 's that
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December 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I really should go outside and finish up some yard work before it gets cold. But I'm going to sit here and read and drink coffee and later I'm gonna sit here and watch TV. Because that's what I wanna do.
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“Chemtrails” aren’t real—they’re a fever-dream conspiracy theory that makes zero sense, and has been repeatedly debunked, and yet has broken containment and become mainstream. (The “chemtrails” literature is also a godawful slog to read, by the way.)
But! There are nuances to untangle. Short 🧵
But! There are nuances to untangle. Short 🧵
For @rollingstone.com I wrote about the mass national movement to ban chemtrails...which don't exist. The movement is one of the ways in which MAHA is taking over the country.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Chemtrails Aren't Real. So Why Are Politicians Passing Laws About Them?
The history and politics of so-called weather weapons.
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December 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“Chemtrails” aren’t real—they’re a fever-dream conspiracy theory that makes zero sense, and has been repeatedly debunked, and yet has broken containment and become mainstream. (The “chemtrails” literature is also a godawful slog to read, by the way.)
But! There are nuances to untangle. Short 🧵
But! There are nuances to untangle. Short 🧵
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Keep scrolling if you've already seen a woman and a horse making snow angels together ❄️
📽️ equines
📽️ equines
December 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Keep scrolling if you've already seen a woman and a horse making snow angels together ❄️
📽️ equines
📽️ equines
I am far behind, but promised I'd get them all watched before the end of the year, and I will! NW: Ponyo (October pic). #BrosephMovieClub
A Year Of Miyazaki
#BrosephMovieClub is watching every feature length film directed by master filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki. A new month means a new movie…
…And we’re near the end of our journey! I’m so happy we’ll be ending the year here. I really loved this one.
December: The Boy and The Heron
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#BrosephMovieClub is watching every feature length film directed by master filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki. A new month means a new movie…
…And we’re near the end of our journey! I’m so happy we’ll be ending the year here. I really loved this one.
December: The Boy and The Heron
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December 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am far behind, but promised I'd get them all watched before the end of the year, and I will! NW: Ponyo (October pic). #BrosephMovieClub
Oh Auggie! @auggiethebeck.bsky.social Lizzie loves the paper! She's having a ball. Here's a little video for you. Thank you for your friendship and kindness! 💚🎄🐾
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oh Auggie! @auggiethebeck.bsky.social Lizzie loves the paper! She's having a ball. Here's a little video for you. Thank you for your friendship and kindness! 💚🎄🐾