Jules & Lizzie the Tortie
@julesingreen.bsky.social
I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.
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Goldman: "If Trump wants to put his name on everything, as he does, then let's start calling this the Trump-Epstein files"
February 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Goldman: "If Trump wants to put his name on everything, as he does, then let's start calling this the Trump-Epstein files"
The Canadian guy looks like BB18 Mark, especially when skating so his face is kinda blurry.
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The Canadian guy looks like BB18 Mark, especially when skating so his face is kinda blurry.
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A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
How many followers for a prominent Bluesky elder to host Jeopardy
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
I've never seen Megadeth, so my brother bought me a ticket to see them with Iron Maiden and Anthrax in San Antonio later this year, before they retire! So excited. #metalsky 🤘
DAVE MUSTAINE Wants To" Pass The Torch" As MEGADETH Nears The End — And Envisions A New Big Four
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DAVE MUSTAINE Wants To" Pass The Torch" As MEGADETH Nears The End — And Envisions A New Big Four - Metal Injection
Dave Mustaine reflects on the idea of legacy and succession, suggesting that the time may be right for a new era's version of the "Big Four."
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February 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I've never seen Megadeth, so my brother bought me a ticket to see them with Iron Maiden and Anthrax in San Antonio later this year, before they retire! So excited. #metalsky 🤘
I'm only on episode 3 of Southland, and who do I see but Willam Belli and Kelly Mantle! My interests are aligning, Drag Race and a cop drama!
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February 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I'm only on episode 3 of Southland, and who do I see but Willam Belli and Kelly Mantle! My interests are aligning, Drag Race and a cop drama!
Getting to know New York better! This show, I Love New York, is nuts and most of these guys are such losers. The early 00s were terrible, man. 😂🌹🗽
Come catch Chappell and Chantele talking about episode 2 of I Love New York LIVE on youtube NOW!
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I Love New York Kickback - Episode 2 Recap
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February 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Getting to know New York better! This show, I Love New York, is nuts and most of these guys are such losers. The early 00s were terrible, man. 😂🌹🗽
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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Baby kitty has a meltdown when his hooman takes his phone away lol.😆❤️
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Baby kitty has a meltdown when his hooman takes his phone away lol.😆❤️
Woo hoo, USA Women's Curling! This sport is so underrated. I assume they show it sometimes on the Ocho or something in northern markets, but in Dallas, it's once every 4 years. #Olympics
a bald eagle wearing sunglasses and a yellow glove
Alt: a bald eagle wearing sunglasses and human-like arms
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February 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Woo hoo, USA Women's Curling! This sport is so underrated. I assume they show it sometimes on the Ocho or something in northern markets, but in Dallas, it's once every 4 years. #Olympics
I finally watched #TheTraitorsUS. That was a really good episode! Tension, confusion, paranoia, besties. So fun!
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Alt: Alan Cumming in a teal Scottish plaid hat and feathery scarf saying "How juicy."
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February 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I finally watched #TheTraitorsUS. That was a really good episode! Tension, confusion, paranoia, besties. So fun!
Just saw Drew Basile from Survivor on Jeopardy! I watch a lot of the Final Jeopardy compilations on YouTube and he was there. He got it right, but he lost (I think it was quarterfinals).
February 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Just saw Drew Basile from Survivor on Jeopardy! I watch a lot of the Final Jeopardy compilations on YouTube and he was there. He got it right, but he lost (I think it was quarterfinals).
I love this community on Bluesky. I've found so many cool people that share values and interests, and whenever I have a bad day, I can usually come here and y'all cheer me up. Also, I love your pets! 💕 Happy Valentine's Day, my friends!
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Alt: Snoop Dogg is sitting in a big red chair on The Voice blowing kisses.
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February 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I love this community on Bluesky. I've found so many cool people that share values and interests, and whenever I have a bad day, I can usually come here and y'all cheer me up. Also, I love your pets! 💕 Happy Valentine's Day, my friends!
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
I took a sick-nap this morning (I'm having a relapse), and I had a great dream. There were black and white cats and kittens everywhere, and I fell in love with a tiny kitten that was black & white with a black walrus mustache! Devastating to wake up and find it's not real. 💔
February 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I took a sick-nap this morning (I'm having a relapse), and I had a great dream. There were black and white cats and kittens everywhere, and I fell in love with a tiny kitten that was black & white with a black walrus mustache! Devastating to wake up and find it's not real. 💔
Happy birthday, @vintagewingnut.bsky.social !! 🎉🎂🎈🎁 Hope you have the best day!
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February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Happy birthday, @vintagewingnut.bsky.social !! 🎉🎂🎈🎁 Hope you have the best day!
You ever have those days that are just a complete waste? I'm about to give up and just take a pill and go to sleep, hoping that I feel better tomorrow, Olympics goes better tomorrow, everything's better tomorrow. Love y'all. 💚😚🫡
a woman with tears in her eyes and the words after all tomorrow is another day
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February 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
You ever have those days that are just a complete waste? I'm about to give up and just take a pill and go to sleep, hoping that I feel better tomorrow, Olympics goes better tomorrow, everything's better tomorrow. Love y'all. 💚😚🫡
Something was stinking up my fridge, making me nauseous. So I just threw out all my leftovers, everything in any kind of Tupperware, etc. 🤢 And I'm having biscuits for dinner. I want fast food, but I don't want to go get anything, and I refuse to pay delivery prices (maybe for my birthday).
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February 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Something was stinking up my fridge, making me nauseous. So I just threw out all my leftovers, everything in any kind of Tupperware, etc. 🤢 And I'm having biscuits for dinner. I want fast food, but I don't want to go get anything, and I refuse to pay delivery prices (maybe for my birthday).
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Jeez, I just go take a lil nap, and #Olympics goes crazy! Poor Ilia, but I kinda blame the media for acting like he's the only skater and the gold was already his. Too much pressure. And cheating in curling? And no calls for the Italian women's hockey? Friday the 13th be Jason-ing.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Jeez, I just go take a lil nap, and #Olympics goes crazy! Poor Ilia, but I kinda blame the media for acting like he's the only skater and the gold was already his. Too much pressure. And cheating in curling? And no calls for the Italian women's hockey? Friday the 13th be Jason-ing.
I hate how long recovery from a simple illness takes. I had a cold, I was miserable. I should be over it by now, but every time I think I'm good, I do something and then an hour later, I feel like garbage again and my day is ruined. At least it's not covid, that recovery took over a month.
a cartoon character with a blue nose is laying down
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February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I hate how long recovery from a simple illness takes. I had a cold, I was miserable. I should be over it by now, but every time I think I'm good, I do something and then an hour later, I feel like garbage again and my day is ruined. At least it's not covid, that recovery took over a month.
So I bought Elden Ring (PS4) without knowing much about it, other than people loved it. My brother scared me and said it's really hard, so I'm just starting it today. I need some encouragement! Should I be scared of it if I'm only a mid gamer?
a woman in a dress and cape is standing on a rock in a field
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February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
So I bought Elden Ring (PS4) without knowing much about it, other than people loved it. My brother scared me and said it's really hard, so I'm just starting it today. I need some encouragement! Should I be scared of it if I'm only a mid gamer?
I got super tired after running errands today, so I guess I'm still recovering from being sick. 2 hour nap, but I am going to postpone watching The Traitors until tomorrow. I'm going to read in bed instead and mute the tag.
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February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I got super tired after running errands today, so I guess I'm still recovering from being sick. 2 hour nap, but I am going to postpone watching The Traitors until tomorrow. I'm going to read in bed instead and mute the tag.