Juice Weasel
@juiceweasel.bsky.social
Just a clown keeping in touch with friends.
Wow. Just look at that crowd. Must be millions there in DC for Orange Shitlers bday.
Our military deserves better than this empty charade. Yikes. The tank squeaking over silence is incredible.
June 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Wow. Just look at that crowd. Must be millions there in DC for Orange Shitlers bday.
I guess they like that Oompa Loompa dick.
May 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I guess they like that Oompa Loompa dick.
Because she is a stupid cunt.
Has anyone else noticed that Tulsi Gabbard repeatedly criticizes Zelensky but not Putin?
Gee, I wonder why that is…
Gee, I wonder why that is…
March 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Because she is a stupid cunt.
My question about tomorrow’s Orange Shitler speech in Congress. Where will the Ketamine Kid be sitting and how long does he get to speak?
March 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My question about tomorrow’s Orange Shitler speech in Congress. Where will the Ketamine Kid be sitting and how long does he get to speak?
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Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…
February 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…
Who knows. This could be real. We know at least one of them likes being pee’d on.
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Who knows. This could be real. We know at least one of them likes being pee’d on.
How do we make this happen? This is a stellar idea.
February 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
How do we make this happen? This is a stellar idea.
Ok. So let me ask, what the fuck are you doing about it?
NEW: My office is hearing that DOGE is now at the IRS. That means Musk's henchmen are in a position to dig through a trove of data about every taxpayer in America. And if your refund is delayed, they could very well be the reason.
February 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ok. So let me ask, what the fuck are you doing about it?
From today’s news conference where Muskolini and his son overshadow the VP Orange Shitler.
February 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
From today’s news conference where Muskolini and his son overshadow the VP Orange Shitler.
I just reviewed the Gulf of America on Google Maps. I recommend you do too.
February 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I just reviewed the Gulf of America on Google Maps. I recommend you do too.
This shouldn’t stun the Republicunts but I’m sure it surprised the shit out of the Democrats with how he has been acting lately.
BREAKING NEWS:
Senator John Fetterman STUNS Republicans and announces not only will he vote NO on Tulsi Gabbard but also on RFK JR.
Thank you Senator Fetterman.
Senator John Fetterman STUNS Republicans and announces not only will he vote NO on Tulsi Gabbard but also on RFK JR.
Thank you Senator Fetterman.
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This shouldn’t stun the Republicunts but I’m sure it surprised the shit out of the Democrats with how he has been acting lately.
I would trust a Diddy party after eating gas station sushi before I trust Orange Shitler and Leon Muskolini.
February 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I would trust a Diddy party after eating gas station sushi before I trust Orange Shitler and Leon Muskolini.
I went to the grocery store yesterday. Last time I went was 2 weeks ago. Two weeks ago my 1 bag of groceries was $75. Yesterday that bag was $101 and I didn’t even buy any eggs.
Thanks assholes that voted Orange Shitler and you cunts that couldn’t bother to vote.
Thanks assholes that voted Orange Shitler and you cunts that couldn’t bother to vote.
February 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I went to the grocery store yesterday. Last time I went was 2 weeks ago. Two weeks ago my 1 bag of groceries was $75. Yesterday that bag was $101 and I didn’t even buy any eggs.
Thanks assholes that voted Orange Shitler and you cunts that couldn’t bother to vote.
Thanks assholes that voted Orange Shitler and you cunts that couldn’t bother to vote.
Also? These fuckers should have been shot the second they tried accessing any systems. What kind of security do we have in these Federal buildings?
Remember when maga lost their minds because Hillary had a private email server? Anyway, a buncha random unelected 20 year old tech bros now have access to every single American's Social Security number so that's cool.
February 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Also? These fuckers should have been shot the second they tried accessing any systems. What kind of security do we have in these Federal buildings?
Security at these places is abysmal. They should have all been shot the second they touched any systems.
“I think the strategy here is: ‘Well, we’re just going to do it and dare somebody to stop us, and by the time they stop us, we’ll have destroyed it.’”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Doge staffers enter Noaa headquarters and incite reports of cuts and threats
Members reportedly sought access to IT systems at agency that Project 2025 has called ‘harmful to US prosperity’
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Security at these places is abysmal. They should have all been shot the second they touched any systems.
Fucking CUNTS.
Remember when maga lost their minds because Hillary had a private email server? Anyway, a buncha random unelected 20 year old tech bros now have access to every single American's Social Security number so that's cool.
February 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Fucking CUNTS.
Hahahahahahahahahah. Stupid cunts. How’s it feel to be I. The Find Out stage?
"I, like many Venezuelans, was very supportive of President Trump..."
"Betrayed. We feel betrayed. More than betrayed. Beyond betrayed...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
"Betrayed. We feel betrayed. More than betrayed. Beyond betrayed...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
Venezuelans in U.S. call Trump's move to end deportation protections a 'betrayal'
Trump's order revoking TPS status for almost 350,000 Venezuelans in 60 days would be 'suicidal' for some if they're sent back; others would be jailed, an activist said.
www.nbcnews.com
February 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Hahahahahahahahahah. Stupid cunts. How’s it feel to be I. The Find Out stage?
Personally I want him shot or deported.
February 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Personally I want him shot or deported.
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What’s Happening & How You Can Take Action | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
YouTube video by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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February 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Andy Biggs is a CUNT!
🚨A republican congressman named Andy Biggs just introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. As someone who’s in the trades… This is NOT in the best interest of the working class. I know OSHA can be annoying but it literally saves lives…
February 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Andy Biggs is a CUNT!
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🚨A republican congressman named Andy Biggs just introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. As someone who’s in the trades… This is NOT in the best interest of the working class. I know OSHA can be annoying but it literally saves lives…
February 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
🚨A republican congressman named Andy Biggs just introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. As someone who’s in the trades… This is NOT in the best interest of the working class. I know OSHA can be annoying but it literally saves lives…
February 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hell yeah. Call this shit out. If a Nazi salutes you give him the old Greek High 5.
Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous.
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
January 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hell yeah. Call this shit out. If a Nazi salutes you give him the old Greek High 5.
Yes please.
So when we remove birthright citizenship can we go by the mother? Because:
Don Jr was born in 1977
Ivanka was born in 1981
Eric was born in 1984
Ivana became a US citizen in 1988.
Barron was born in March 2006
Melania became a US citizen in July 2006.
Trump’s entire family would be deported.
Don Jr was born in 1977
Ivanka was born in 1981
Eric was born in 1984
Ivana became a US citizen in 1988.
Barron was born in March 2006
Melania became a US citizen in July 2006.
Trump’s entire family would be deported.
December 11, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Yes please.
Yep
The same Republicans who whined about former California AG & United States Senator Kamala Harris being an “unqualified DEI hire”, are totally fine with Trump picking his friends, family, Fox hosts, tv doctors and top donors for advisors, Ambassadorships, Department heads and Cabinet posts.
December 11, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Yep