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Juice 🧃
@juicefox.bsky.social
| 18+ | NSFW | “That Bitch” | Furry | Red Fox 🦊 | 37 | Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈 | Married and closed 💍 | Arizona | Interface Programmer 👨‍💻 |

Fursuit by: lemonbrat.bsky.social

Links: https://juicefox.carrd.com
“People just don’t want to see an ex-convict on a righteous path!”

Wes, you assaulted someone with a dumbbell. How is that righteous?
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Wow beta be like “Champion Azeroth needs your aide!”

Me: yeah yeah I’m gonna go decorate my house Azeroth be damned.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Christ I can land an A380 on that forehead.

Anyone have an A380?

For…science…and stuff…>_>
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m scared…
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I want to scream at so many people right now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You try to help people but you just get shit on. That is how a good person turns into an asshole.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why actually try to fix a problem when you can just sit and bitch about and hoping that will fix it. 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ive come to the conclusion that my experience and input is not being taken seriously so I just won’t help anyone anymore. 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Really starting to think that Presidential pardons should not exist anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Get fucked Kim Davis!

Actually maybe do that it might help you calm the fuck down.

But then again I can’t imagine anyone wanting to fuck a crusty, bitter, old hag like you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh great now we get to hear the republicans and the dementia Cheeto gloat and lord this over our heads for the rest of eternity.

Thanks cowards
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
“The lord has placed this upon my heart to do this.”

Me: oh, no that’s a tumor. *Look at CT scan*
Yeah definitely a tumor and not god.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
*sigh*
6 7
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
....yeah that tracks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Pop quiz!

*places my paws in your lap*
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Fursuit handpaw
Litter box
Spot bot
Truck
Wife’s computer

I swear if something else breaks this week the next thing breaking down is going to be me!
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If there is one thing I’m going to ask of this month it’s that wicked for good and/or zootopia 2 fix me!
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Camping in front of a Starbucks for a stupid bear cup? What losers!

*pan to me frantically pressing CMD+R to get Blizzcon tickets*
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
You know what? Fuck you!
*un-fems your boy*
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Yeah if I was in the same room and president shits a-lot i would pass out too.

And I’m saying that as someone who spent plenty of time in rooms with C.diff patients.

IYKYK o_o
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dear Oracle Health,

I am working on a very constrained timeline and a short fuse. I do not have time to explain what I need done over and over again to your clueless service desk especially when I stated what I need done in painful detail in ticket I submitted and included sample files.

Xoxo
Juice
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Juice 🧃
😏
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can theme parks just drop the whole “immersion” thing? I just want to eat an overpriced churro, ride a rollercoaster, and get kicked out for stalking Nick Wilde.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“Does anyone know where my AirTag is at?”

…do…do you not know how they work or something??
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM