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It’s yet to be self-driving, but the new AutoShit feature comes standard with all Teslas for 2026
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It’s yet to be self-driving, but the new AutoShit feature comes standard with all Teslas for 2026
The Supreme Court is using the emergency shadow docket as its Citizen United. Thus, wreckage.
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Supreme Court is using the emergency shadow docket as its Citizen United. Thus, wreckage.
Is this not the Radio Shack of candies? How are they still in business?
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is this not the Radio Shack of candies? How are they still in business?
There are 800-1100 billionaires in the country. That’s an easy target, like old ladies in fur instead of bikers in leather, when progressive taxes and enmity ought to kick in much much sooner
October 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There are 800-1100 billionaires in the country. That’s an easy target, like old ladies in fur instead of bikers in leather, when progressive taxes and enmity ought to kick in much much sooner
Warrior Pete is the dumb kid who took away all the wrong lessons, like that war is a great place to meet girls.
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Warrior Pete is the dumb kid who took away all the wrong lessons, like that war is a great place to meet girls.
Looks like a change of sharpie for our Dear Chief Meteorologist!
But is it a hurricane or another Jeffrey in-joke?
But is it a hurricane or another Jeffrey in-joke?
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Looks like a change of sharpie for our Dear Chief Meteorologist!
But is it a hurricane or another Jeffrey in-joke?
But is it a hurricane or another Jeffrey in-joke?
In theory, Bob Dylan is in there playing but he’s too cool to be visible.
September 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
In theory, Bob Dylan is in there playing but he’s too cool to be visible.
100 years later, I can listen to Franz Ferdinand; 100 from now I wonder if the great-grandkids will be queuing up for The Charlie Kirks
September 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
100 years later, I can listen to Franz Ferdinand; 100 from now I wonder if the great-grandkids will be queuing up for The Charlie Kirks
Sorry- I don’t like political violence (this will develop badly) but Charlie Kirk worked to crush freedom. Wildly undeserving
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Live updates: Charlie Kirk shot dead on Utah campus; shooter still at large | CNN
Charlie Kirk, the conservative political activist and co-founder of Turning Point USA, was killed after being shot at an event at Utah Valley University. Follow for live updates.
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September 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sorry- I don’t like political violence (this will develop badly) but Charlie Kirk worked to crush freedom. Wildly undeserving
www.cnn.com/webview/us/l...
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Robot lady says “we’re here! Be best!”
September 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Robot lady says “we’re here! Be best!”
I’d love to see a delegate say —not in English— “you stupid shitbags are evil. The future will never muster enough urine to drown your graves in the piss you deserve.” And then watch the translator try to drive that one through the earhole.
The Trump Administration Is Promoting Its Anti-Trans Agenda Globally at the United Nations
U.S. delegates have objected to use of the word “gender” in U.N. documents during forums on topics as varied as women’s rights, science and technology, global health, toxic pollution and chemical wast...
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August 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’d love to see a delegate say —not in English— “you stupid shitbags are evil. The future will never muster enough urine to drown your graves in the piss you deserve.” And then watch the translator try to drive that one through the earhole.
Just a little creative intervention I offered up in 2017 at a Philly parking garage.
July 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Just a little creative intervention I offered up in 2017 at a Philly parking garage.
Reposted
Who thought Harvard would be ground zero for resistance? The same Harvard that threw the first Black chancellor under the bus?
Why are the yts so eager for someone to save them using the perfumy language of “leadership”?
Stop expecting institutions to save you.
Why are the yts so eager for someone to save them using the perfumy language of “leadership”?
Stop expecting institutions to save you.
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Who thought Harvard would be ground zero for resistance? The same Harvard that threw the first Black chancellor under the bus?
Why are the yts so eager for someone to save them using the perfumy language of “leadership”?
Stop expecting institutions to save you.
Why are the yts so eager for someone to save them using the perfumy language of “leadership”?
Stop expecting institutions to save you.
I am so done with John Fetterman. But not nearly so much as he is with his job.
He barely shows up, and then whines about how the work disrupts his vacation.
That attitude gets you fired at the Jiffy Lube, or any other real job.
He barely shows up, and then whines about how the work disrupts his vacation.
That attitude gets you fired at the Jiffy Lube, or any other real job.
July 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am so done with John Fetterman. But not nearly so much as he is with his job.
He barely shows up, and then whines about how the work disrupts his vacation.
That attitude gets you fired at the Jiffy Lube, or any other real job.
He barely shows up, and then whines about how the work disrupts his vacation.
That attitude gets you fired at the Jiffy Lube, or any other real job.
Sorry, but I hate the US today.
June 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sorry, but I hate the US today.
Okay. Piss off you 6-3 majority, and take Mitch McConnell with you. And I’m staring with anger at the late, great RGB here too.
Trans kids will die because of your sophistry.
Trans kids will die because of your sophistry.
June 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Okay. Piss off you 6-3 majority, and take Mitch McConnell with you. And I’m staring with anger at the late, great RGB here too.
Trans kids will die because of your sophistry.
Trans kids will die because of your sophistry.
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I am so comforted knowing the Cheetoführer is an arms length away from the nuclear codes
I am so comforted knowing the Cheetoführer is an arms length away from the nuclear codes
Trump Reposts Nutty Conspiracy Theory That Biden Was 'Executed' In 2020 And Replaced By Clones
The conspiracy theory seemed to claim that the country had been run by "clones doubles & robotic engineered soulless mindless entities" during Biden’s entire term.
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June 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I am so comforted knowing the Cheetoführer is an arms length away from the nuclear codes
I am so comforted knowing the Cheetoführer is an arms length away from the nuclear codes
Quick question for the parents in the room: who asks their kid to punch them in the face?
May 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Quick question for the parents in the room: who asks their kid to punch them in the face?
Really John Fetterman? You would rather have a dad daughter date and show up and do your job? Wouldn’t we all?
You do know that you have the option of resigning at any time don’t you? Pennsylvania didn’t hire you to go on dates.
You do know that you have the option of resigning at any time don’t you? Pennsylvania didn’t hire you to go on dates.
May 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Really John Fetterman? You would rather have a dad daughter date and show up and do your job? Wouldn’t we all?
You do know that you have the option of resigning at any time don’t you? Pennsylvania didn’t hire you to go on dates.
You do know that you have the option of resigning at any time don’t you? Pennsylvania didn’t hire you to go on dates.
Episcopal church says it won’t help resettle white South Africans granted refugee status
You go Episcopalians. Refuse snd Resist
You go Episcopalians. Refuse snd Resist
May 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Episcopal church says it won’t help resettle white South Africans granted refugee status
You go Episcopalians. Refuse snd Resist
You go Episcopalians. Refuse snd Resist
I miss the days when jesus was just my health insurance and not my bank account
April 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I miss the days when jesus was just my health insurance and not my bank account