Jonathan 1000
@jthousand.bsky.social
Gamer Nerd 🏳️🌈🎮
Final Fantasy Fanboy 💎
Trophy Hunter 🏆
Photography Hobbyist 📷
Aspiring thirst trap 🏋🏻
Obsessed with Scream 👻
Can I pet your dog 🐶
Final Fantasy Fanboy 💎
Trophy Hunter 🏆
Photography Hobbyist 📷
Aspiring thirst trap 🏋🏻
Obsessed with Scream 👻
Can I pet your dog 🐶
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Jonathan 1000
@jthousand.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Some satisfying 😏processing porn😏 from various hair color creations. Next to the washed, dried, and finished product, this is my second favorite part of coloring my hair. So satisfying 🏳️🌈
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someone should faithfully recreate Doom in Skyrim and call it Doom Scrolling
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 PM
someone should faithfully recreate Doom in Skyrim and call it Doom Scrolling
I was upset that I couldn’t get anymore of those grinch fries from McDonald’s. Partner said Trader Joe’s had a seasoning blend that was supposed to taste like it. Guess who threw on pants and ran to the train to go find it.
January 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I was upset that I couldn’t get anymore of those grinch fries from McDonald’s. Partner said Trader Joe’s had a seasoning blend that was supposed to taste like it. Guess who threw on pants and ran to the train to go find it.
As 2025 comes to an end, it is time to evaluate my progress on my New Year’s resolution. Due to 7 months of crippling unemployment and frozen pizza, 2025 was not the year I became the gay thirst trap I wanted to see in the world.
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As 2025 comes to an end, it is time to evaluate my progress on my New Year’s resolution. Due to 7 months of crippling unemployment and frozen pizza, 2025 was not the year I became the gay thirst trap I wanted to see in the world.
She had a legitimate issue with another program director’s behavior. But reading her emails, it was 100% obvious she typed the issue into ChatGPT and asked it to write an email to HR. Then pasted every response she got from HR into ChatGPT and told it to write a response.
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
She had a legitimate issue with another program director’s behavior. But reading her emails, it was 100% obvious she typed the issue into ChatGPT and asked it to write an email to HR. Then pasted every response she got from HR into ChatGPT and told it to write a response.
A few months ago a coworker attempted to wage war against HR with copy-paste ChatGPT emails. She did not win that war. And she seemed surprised by that. I still think about it.
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A few months ago a coworker attempted to wage war against HR with copy-paste ChatGPT emails. She did not win that war. And she seemed surprised by that. I still think about it.
They’re ready to “declare independence” from NYC cuz they don’t like Mamdani the big scary socialist. But they like it when everyone else’s taxes pay for their ferry service.
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
They’re ready to “declare independence” from NYC cuz they don’t like Mamdani the big scary socialist. But they like it when everyone else’s taxes pay for their ferry service.
Big “I’m never shopping here again” energy.
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Big “I’m never shopping here again” energy.
Me doing these monthly cyber security training videos for work
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me doing these monthly cyber security training videos for work
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Oh my god, you’re a Capricorn? That makes so much sense. You’re always working.
You’re thinking of capitalism. Is your star sign Unemployed?
You’re thinking of capitalism. Is your star sign Unemployed?
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Oh my god, you’re a Capricorn? That makes so much sense. You’re always working.
You’re thinking of capitalism. Is your star sign Unemployed?
You’re thinking of capitalism. Is your star sign Unemployed?
Why thank you, kind sir. The color’s pullin a lotta weight. Way overdue for a mop chop
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why thank you, kind sir. The color’s pullin a lotta weight. Way overdue for a mop chop
Thank god it's the weekend. Time to relax by doing nothing and stressing about all the things I should be doing.
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thank god it's the weekend. Time to relax by doing nothing and stressing about all the things I should be doing.
You’re just between jobs. Freelance fabulous diva in the meantime
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You’re just between jobs. Freelance fabulous diva in the meantime
"You sound gay"
"You sound unemployed."
"You sound unemployed."
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"You sound gay"
"You sound unemployed."
"You sound unemployed."
I don’t remember what my first game was. I was only like 3 or 4 when my dad bought a PS1. RE1 was one of the first games he bought too. I remember staying up one night to watch him play it with all the lights off and being absolutely terrified
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don’t remember what my first game was. I was only like 3 or 4 when my dad bought a PS1. RE1 was one of the first games he bought too. I remember staying up one night to watch him play it with all the lights off and being absolutely terrified
Why do I love PlayStation so much? I dunno. I imprinted on the PS1 startup sound like a baby duck.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Why do I love PlayStation so much? I dunno. I imprinted on the PS1 startup sound like a baby duck.
I refuse to delete old saves. Those are my children. I raised them. We grew together.
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I refuse to delete old saves. Those are my children. I raised them. We grew together.
Resisting the Millenial urge to put 😂 at the end of every text.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Resisting the Millenial urge to put 😂 at the end of every text.
I beat that one on my first try and got the trophy for first place. I was very proud of myself. The motorcycle chase however, took me like 10 tries 😂 Hated the driving in that game
October 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I beat that one on my first try and got the trophy for first place. I was very proud of myself. The motorcycle chase however, took me like 10 tries 😂 Hated the driving in that game
The game was great. You should play it if you haven’t
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The game was great. You should play it if you haven’t
Decided to knock out some “just for funsies” games in my backlog. Just finished my first time playthrough of the first Mafia game. No funsies were found 😭
a cartoon of spongebob with the words emotional damage below him
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with the words emotional damage below him
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October 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Decided to knock out some “just for funsies” games in my backlog. Just finished my first time playthrough of the first Mafia game. No funsies were found 😭
Apparently it’s too flat yet also too sharp to be whatever note he kept playing on the piano
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Apparently it’s too flat yet also too sharp to be whatever note he kept playing on the piano
Living with a musician: he hates the ceiling fan cuz it makes a quiet ass hum. The most annoying part? “It’s not even in tune.”
October 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Living with a musician: he hates the ceiling fan cuz it makes a quiet ass hum. The most annoying part? “It’s not even in tune.”
It tickles the happy spot in my lizard brain
October 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It tickles the happy spot in my lizard brain