Jordan
@jteethan.bsky.social
I play guitar, collect vinyl, play games, go to concerts
just caught the latest ezra Klein vid, really showing the truth in the saying, when you stab a liberal, a fascist bleeds. really feels like dems have given up, and are ready to hand all the rest of the power to trump just like the libs back in 1930’s Germany gave power to Hitler to stop the left.
September 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
just caught the latest ezra Klein vid, really showing the truth in the saying, when you stab a liberal, a fascist bleeds. really feels like dems have given up, and are ready to hand all the rest of the power to trump just like the libs back in 1930’s Germany gave power to Hitler to stop the left.
shoutout to my boy rfk jr, doing the real work out here bringing back measles and increasing childhood mortality, what a legend
September 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
shoutout to my boy rfk jr, doing the real work out here bringing back measles and increasing childhood mortality, what a legend
yeah no batman’s origin story is pretty dark but just imagine his parents were walking out of like madame webb or st and that’s the last movie you see before you die, that would make it so much worse
July 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
yeah no batman’s origin story is pretty dark but just imagine his parents were walking out of like madame webb or st and that’s the last movie you see before you die, that would make it so much worse
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My NEFARIOUS PLANS have finally been EXPOSED!!
![ORIGINAL POST: Thank you to @goodgoodgoodco for covering my campaign’s mutual aid efforts! Remember y’all: Politicians *can* spend their money this way. They just choose not to. [Gen-Z congressional candidate uses campaign funds to feed people in need: ‘So much money gets wasted in politics’]
QUOTE POST: This has now pissed me the hell off - you are not from here - who are you targeting????
MY REPLY: Hungry people](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ats4shmeia7i7ildqm3denmd/bafkreib6df5q4vae7uv426iqolmdpxfboupwcdkzr2y6abzkq2d7kdx56e@jpeg)
May 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My NEFARIOUS PLANS have finally been EXPOSED!!
anyone that’s criticizing AOC and Bernie for having to take private flights in order to be able to get to their rallies on time is so disingenuous and lazy. like c’mon dude.
May 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
anyone that’s criticizing AOC and Bernie for having to take private flights in order to be able to get to their rallies on time is so disingenuous and lazy. like c’mon dude.
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Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"
crazy that the richest man in the world, in an attempt to make everyone like him, is making more people than ever dislike him. and then he goes on Fox and almost cries because he “just doesn’t understand” the hate.
bruh did you forget it was you who laid off thousands of people
bruh did you forget it was you who laid off thousands of people
March 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
crazy that the richest man in the world, in an attempt to make everyone like him, is making more people than ever dislike him. and then he goes on Fox and almost cries because he “just doesn’t understand” the hate.
bruh did you forget it was you who laid off thousands of people
bruh did you forget it was you who laid off thousands of people
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This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
isn’t it cool how the people that are terrified of boys acting like girls elected two dudes who wear makeup daily, JD Vance’s eyeliner looking like me in my junior high emo phase, what a time to be alive
January 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
isn’t it cool how the people that are terrified of boys acting like girls elected two dudes who wear makeup daily, JD Vance’s eyeliner looking like me in my junior high emo phase, what a time to be alive
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Community is the antidote to despair.
Happy to host! 🌹
Happy to host! 🌹
Building the multiracial working class today in the Bronx with @aoc.bsky.social at our DSA 101.
January 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Community is the antidote to despair.
Happy to host! 🌹
Happy to host! 🌹
tbh I’m glad my mom doesn’t pay any attention to the news, it makes it so I can tell her about dumb stuff like Elon Musk lying about being a world-class POE2 and Diablo 4 player only to accidentally reveal in a livestream on twitter that this is his first time actually playing
January 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
tbh I’m glad my mom doesn’t pay any attention to the news, it makes it so I can tell her about dumb stuff like Elon Musk lying about being a world-class POE2 and Diablo 4 player only to accidentally reveal in a livestream on twitter that this is his first time actually playing
watched sonic the hedgehog the other night for the first time and the hardest I laughed was at the chase scene where robotnik’s robots are just straight-up murdering hundreds of people, exploding cars and hitting buildings, and it is never mentioned or acknowledged once
January 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
watched sonic the hedgehog the other night for the first time and the hardest I laughed was at the chase scene where robotnik’s robots are just straight-up murdering hundreds of people, exploding cars and hitting buildings, and it is never mentioned or acknowledged once
when I hear people say “It’s Biden’s fault groceries/gas/etc is so high” and I’m like ok?? like do you think he’s doing that on purpose? why would he do something that’s unpopular with 99% of the country, how does that help him stay in power. please explain this to me bc it is so dumb
January 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
when I hear people say “It’s Biden’s fault groceries/gas/etc is so high” and I’m like ok?? like do you think he’s doing that on purpose? why would he do something that’s unpopular with 99% of the country, how does that help him stay in power. please explain this to me bc it is so dumb
something I will never understand is the “u mad bro” aspect of the right. like congrats, you caused suffering, you gonna go jerk off about it or what? there is zero self-awareness and no thought about whether making their neighbors despair is actually a good goal. would Jesus want this, guys?? C’mon
January 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
something I will never understand is the “u mad bro” aspect of the right. like congrats, you caused suffering, you gonna go jerk off about it or what? there is zero self-awareness and no thought about whether making their neighbors despair is actually a good goal. would Jesus want this, guys?? C’mon
still struggling to understand how Kamala fucked up so badly. that day when Biden stepped down was such a breath of fresh air and she seemingly made it her mission to tank her own campaign, what a giant disappointment dude
January 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
still struggling to understand how Kamala fucked up so badly. that day when Biden stepped down was such a breath of fresh air and she seemingly made it her mission to tank her own campaign, what a giant disappointment dude
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Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
January 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
my first cybernetic implant will be to install a 3D printer in my butt so when people ask what I do I can tell them I literally shit out art. just be making the statue of David with my dumps
January 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
my first cybernetic implant will be to install a 3D printer in my butt so when people ask what I do I can tell them I literally shit out art. just be making the statue of David with my dumps
all these marvel superhero movies are so unrealistic, so many skintight suits and not a single visible dong outline?? come on now
January 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
all these marvel superhero movies are so unrealistic, so many skintight suits and not a single visible dong outline?? come on now
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there are two wolves inside you: one of them says it’s pronounced vee-hick-el and the other says veeicle, you must choose which one to feed
January 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
there are two wolves inside you: one of them says it’s pronounced vee-hick-el and the other says veeicle, you must choose which one to feed
people out there making excuses for veilguard like it isn’t a soulless and braindead game
my favorite part is when they repeat the point of the game every few minutes like you’re a 5 year old with short-term memory loss along with handling LGBTQ+ issues in the most lazy way possible
my favorite part is when they repeat the point of the game every few minutes like you’re a 5 year old with short-term memory loss along with handling LGBTQ+ issues in the most lazy way possible
January 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
people out there making excuses for veilguard like it isn’t a soulless and braindead game
my favorite part is when they repeat the point of the game every few minutes like you’re a 5 year old with short-term memory loss along with handling LGBTQ+ issues in the most lazy way possible
my favorite part is when they repeat the point of the game every few minutes like you’re a 5 year old with short-term memory loss along with handling LGBTQ+ issues in the most lazy way possible
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In stardew valley there’s a holiday where the whole town makes a big soup and everyone has to drink it
December 25, 2024 at 3:09 PM
In stardew valley there’s a holiday where the whole town makes a big soup and everyone has to drink it
the 1% better get their shit together, we’ve got more wealth inequality today than literally the time we refer to basically as inequality time (the gilded age). the new deal was really a compromise done to prevent a full revolution. other option is the French Revolution route, they gotta choose one
December 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
the 1% better get their shit together, we’ve got more wealth inequality today than literally the time we refer to basically as inequality time (the gilded age). the new deal was really a compromise done to prevent a full revolution. other option is the French Revolution route, they gotta choose one