Julie
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Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
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noem’s only regret is that her goons didn’t kill the dog too
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
noem’s only regret is that her goons didn’t kill the dog too
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i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop
man, did the viziers in the WH not actually show him the actual video?
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop
[intense Newsies voice]
IIIIIM THE KING OF NEW YOOOOORRRRRRK
IIIIIM THE KING OF NEW YOOOOORRRRRRK
NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani sworn in as mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 AM
[intense Newsies voice]
IIIIIM THE KING OF NEW YOOOOORRRRRRK
IIIIIM THE KING OF NEW YOOOOORRRRRRK
[intense SNL accent]
MAAAAHHBLE AHHHMRESTS
MAAAAHHBLE AHHHMRESTS
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
[intense SNL accent]
MAAAAHHBLE AHHHMRESTS
MAAAAHHBLE AHHHMRESTS
Dispatch is cool because I say things like i will only play as many more episodes as it takes for Laura Bailey to love me
December 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Dispatch is cool because I say things like i will only play as many more episodes as it takes for Laura Bailey to love me
Watching the new #KnivesOut and making a prediction 15 minutes in so much more heinous than the actual reveal at the end has convinced me i need to go back to therapy.
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watching the new #KnivesOut and making a prediction 15 minutes in so much more heinous than the actual reveal at the end has convinced me i need to go back to therapy.
The most unbelievable part of Die Hard is Holly punching that journalist in the face once and then leaving. You threatened my nanny’s citizenship and then interrogated my minor children on TV? I’m peeling your skin off like an apple and they’ll air it live.
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The most unbelievable part of Die Hard is Holly punching that journalist in the face once and then leaving. You threatened my nanny’s citizenship and then interrogated my minor children on TV? I’m peeling your skin off like an apple and they’ll air it live.
Building a shell of armor to be around family who will say unhinged shit to you and people you love for 5 hours on a random Friday is so fun
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Building a shell of armor to be around family who will say unhinged shit to you and people you love for 5 hours on a random Friday is so fun
YOU ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES AʜᴀᴀʜᴀAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHH
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
YOU ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES AʜᴀᴀʜᴀAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHH
A Matirx themed theme park ride but the surprise after 29 minutes of being seated and latched in is that this is a water park ride and none of the security measures meant anything
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A Matirx themed theme park ride but the surprise after 29 minutes of being seated and latched in is that this is a water park ride and none of the security measures meant anything
I’m sad I won’t get to see the current MCR tour. It’d take years off of my life
July 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m sad I won’t get to see the current MCR tour. It’d take years off of my life
I am a machine powered by pasta salad and spite
July 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am a machine powered by pasta salad and spite
Poker Face is proof that actors like Simon Helberg, Corey Hawkins, and Sam Richardson should be leading men in every rom com ever.
June 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Poker Face is proof that actors like Simon Helberg, Corey Hawkins, and Sam Richardson should be leading men in every rom com ever.
Planning and building a beautiful garden feels futile and then i remember that there are people who use every second of their day to make the world more hateful and worse and are without joy.
April 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Planning and building a beautiful garden feels futile and then i remember that there are people who use every second of their day to make the world more hateful and worse and are without joy.
Denny Duquettee, 36, admitted today for a heart transplant
April 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Denny Duquettee, 36, admitted today for a heart transplant
Black Bag: a movie in which the leads both have so much filler and Botox you are convinced they’re playing brother and sister rather than husband and wife
April 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Black Bag: a movie in which the leads both have so much filler and Botox you are convinced they’re playing brother and sister rather than husband and wife
Listen i did a header down the stairs so everything i post here for the the next 8 weeks gets a Julie’s Broken Arm Score™️:
March 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Listen i did a header down the stairs so everything i post here for the the next 8 weeks gets a Julie’s Broken Arm Score™️:
I desperately need to take the next six business months off of work
March 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I desperately need to take the next six business months off of work
the small hours, aka goblin time, where i do my quiet little tasks while Eric absolutely saws logs next to me in bed
March 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the small hours, aka goblin time, where i do my quiet little tasks while Eric absolutely saws logs next to me in bed
I built the foundation for my love of Daredevil brick by brick by not having any friends in seventh grade and seeing the movie Stardust (2007) too many times.
March 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I built the foundation for my love of Daredevil brick by brick by not having any friends in seventh grade and seeing the movie Stardust (2007) too many times.
If it’s a Skarsgård I’m sat for four- 11 episodes
March 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If it’s a Skarsgård I’m sat for four- 11 episodes