You say one small talk quip at the gym and you’re forever the “not bad for a Monday” guy to that person.

they played the bill simmons pod song at the SNL 50 concert??

lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat

lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch

grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor

if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will

Imagine getting hit with the “your free trial is about to expire” mid surgery lmao

oh wow

hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks

chiefs fans 🤝 chiefs haters
they can't keep getting away with this

cursive handwriting gotta feel so good if you’re a sheet of paper

Tis the season 🦃🍁🍂

@coleymick.bsky.social was listening to you explain the sky to Tyler on 3xtc, and at the risk of sounding incredibly thirsty; the handles on sky are long because they’re just urls, and by default bsky gives you a domain to use. Your username could be @underdogfantasy.com or whatever other domain

Big night for methstreams

As a former electronics department salesman it really hurts my heart to see what “black” “Friday” has become

The geriatric yt men are walking around the gym locker room nude with a pep in their step today

McLaren is so back

all my social media feeds are just talking about the other social media feeds. and now im also a part of the problem

Im gonna actually post this time I swear