Relax, MAGA. The NFL booking Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl halftime show is not some act of wokeness. The NFL loves money above all else and are trying to expand the game into Latin America. That being said, I’m so excited about Puerto Rican representation at the Super Bowl. 🇵🇷
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Relax, MAGA. The NFL booking Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl halftime show is not some act of wokeness. The NFL loves money above all else and are trying to expand the game into Latin America. That being said, I’m so excited about Puerto Rican representation at the Super Bowl. 🇵🇷
BREAKING: Homeland Security asks Portland residents to immediately report any instances of malfunctioning escalators.
September 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
BREAKING: Homeland Security asks Portland residents to immediately report any instances of malfunctioning escalators.
Trump loyalists must now do a cost-benefit analysis between risking indictment from the democrats when Trump is finally gone or risking indictment from Trump himself when you inevitably piss him off after you helped him stay.
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Trump loyalists must now do a cost-benefit analysis between risking indictment from the democrats when Trump is finally gone or risking indictment from Trump himself when you inevitably piss him off after you helped him stay.
Sorry Disney+ Hulu, I’m not re-subscribing until I see some big changes like you start defending the 1st Amendment and lower your price to $3.99 a month.
September 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Sorry Disney+ Hulu, I’m not re-subscribing until I see some big changes like you start defending the 1st Amendment and lower your price to $3.99 a month.
Tylenol tablets: Now with a new special coating designed to delay release of Epstein files.
September 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Tylenol tablets: Now with a new special coating designed to delay release of Epstein files.
Comedy is being dragged back to the Lenny Bruce era and not in the good way. #JimmyKimmel
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Comedy is being dragged back to the Lenny Bruce era and not in the good way. #JimmyKimmel
Alleged Charlie Kirk murderer Tyler Robinson attended a technical college in hopes of becoming an electrician. Instead he was radicalized by exposure to trans ideology…. I mean the classes were all about transformers, transistors, transducers, transponders, transceivers, transmitters…
September 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Alleged Charlie Kirk murderer Tyler Robinson attended a technical college in hopes of becoming an electrician. Instead he was radicalized by exposure to trans ideology…. I mean the classes were all about transformers, transistors, transducers, transponders, transceivers, transmitters…
All Taylor Robinson wanted out of college was to become an electrician but he was radicalized by a professor teaching about transformers.
September 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
All Taylor Robinson wanted out of college was to become an electrician but he was radicalized by a professor teaching about transformers.
This is going to become a Halloween costume, isn’t it?
September 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is going to become a Halloween costume, isn’t it?
BREAKING: Latest Jobs Report sees sharp rise in manufacturing of excuses to hide the Epstein Files.
September 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
BREAKING: Latest Jobs Report sees sharp rise in manufacturing of excuses to hide the Epstein Files.
If MAGA had existed at the end of World War II, they be like “Well, we know there is a list of people who helped Hitler perpetrate the Holocaust but we can’t reveal the names on that list because they are rich and some are still in positions of power”.
September 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If MAGA had existed at the end of World War II, they be like “Well, we know there is a list of people who helped Hitler perpetrate the Holocaust but we can’t reveal the names on that list because they are rich and some are still in positions of power”.
Breaking: US Navy sinks drug trafficking boat off coast of Venezuela, severely disrupting Don Junior’s weekend party plans.
September 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Breaking: US Navy sinks drug trafficking boat off coast of Venezuela, severely disrupting Don Junior’s weekend party plans.
My dream scenario is he dies in the golf course while making a shot from the sand trap. You know, shot in the bunker.
September 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My dream scenario is he dies in the golf course while making a shot from the sand trap. You know, shot in the bunker.
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani involved in serious car accident overnight. He’s been treated for his injuries at John Hopkins Total Landscaping and Gardens.
August 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani involved in serious car accident overnight. He’s been treated for his injuries at John Hopkins Total Landscaping and Gardens.
Nobody truly knows where Donald Trump is now. His last known location was The Epstein Files.
August 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Nobody truly knows where Donald Trump is now. His last known location was The Epstein Files.
BREAKING: Former President Barack Obama demands to see Donald Trump’s real death certificate.
August 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
BREAKING: Former President Barack Obama demands to see Donald Trump’s real death certificate.
BREAKING: New survey shows baby Donald Trump surpasses baby Adolph Hitler as “Baby most likely to be murdered by future time travelers”.
August 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
BREAKING: New survey shows baby Donald Trump surpasses baby Adolph Hitler as “Baby most likely to be murdered by future time travelers”.
Today’s mass shooting at a Minnesota school is a stark reminder to all republican politicians that it’s getting late to schedule their annual holiday family photo with all their guns.
August 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today’s mass shooting at a Minnesota school is a stark reminder to all republican politicians that it’s getting late to schedule their annual holiday family photo with all their guns.
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When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.
Gavin Newsom stands up to Trump with the confidence of a man who knows he’s not on Epstein’s list.
August 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Gavin Newsom stands up to Trump with the confidence of a man who knows he’s not on Epstein’s list.
You have to understand that when Trump complains about “crime-ridden cities” what he means is “there are a lot of black people just being visible going about their daily lives and that makes me uncomfortable”.
August 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You have to understand that when Trump complains about “crime-ridden cities” what he means is “there are a lot of black people just being visible going about their daily lives and that makes me uncomfortable”.
Ghislaine Maxwell went from maximum security to minimum security/work-release-program faster than you can say "Donald Trump is on the Epstein Files"
August 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell went from maximum security to minimum security/work-release-program faster than you can say "Donald Trump is on the Epstein Files"
I honestly couldn't care less what that bigoted fascist, child rapist Trump has to say. This is a white people problem and white people need to stand up to him and fix it.
August 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I honestly couldn't care less what that bigoted fascist, child rapist Trump has to say. This is a white people problem and white people need to stand up to him and fix it.
The ballroom Trump wants to build at the White House is so large, that just 35 of them together would cover the entirety of Epstein’s Island.
August 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The ballroom Trump wants to build at the White House is so large, that just 35 of them together would cover the entirety of Epstein’s Island.
Attorney General Pam Bondi: “The Epstein files have been lost in the Hawaii tsunami. However the tsunami has unearthed Obama’s real birth certificate and it’s now on my desk for complete review.”
July 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Attorney General Pam Bondi: “The Epstein files have been lost in the Hawaii tsunami. However the tsunami has unearthed Obama’s real birth certificate and it’s now on my desk for complete review.”