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jramatics.bsky.social
Alice Lastname
@jramatics.bsky.social
centered in chaos, grounded by nature 🍃🇯🇲
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I’m such a good water sign woman, I won’t drown you with my emotions unless it’s on purpose. 🌊

And even then, did you die ?
I’m always so surprised that when I eat food and then eat again, the food finish. Like disappears. There’s no more food. It’s gone.
January 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
As of today, I will not complain loudly or even quietly.

I will simply seek the blood of my enemy and the tears of their offspring.
January 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Right on time. 🙏🏾
Wake me up January 4
January 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So, I really have to take control of my destiny the entire time ? There’s no autopilot ? No GPS ? I have to come up with everything and then make sure it works ?
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ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a white top
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January 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I let all of my personalities battle it out and we have a winner. Let’s see how this changes things

Happy New Year 🎊
January 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
*screams loudly*
December 11, 2024 at 5:32 PM
All my life people have been trying to pop my bubble and make me feel bad about being confident in whatever I’m being confident in.

No it’s not luck, it’s not chance, it’s practice & effort.

And yes I’m better than you at it.
December 10, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Depends on where they using it girl 😂 and technique. It can sting, it can hurt, it can slap
Growing up and finding out that those sex whips don’t hurt at all was eye opening 😭😭😭😭😭
December 9, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Real.
Every attempt I make at not feeling alone just reinforces that I am
December 8, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Woke up this morning and realized I should plan for my third marriage if I’m going to take it seriously as I take myself.
December 8, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Managing my expectations aka oh ZEEN
December 7, 2024 at 5:01 PM
They know better, my state don’t play like that 😂 when Mayer Ned step out and say rrrrrrrr fix up !
December 5, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Wake me up January 4
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Ear bone connected to your teeth bone and your teeth bone connected to your head bone. 😣 really didn’t think grown ups got ear infections
December 5, 2024 at 4:16 PM
What ???
December 5, 2024 at 3:40 PM
What ???
what is masculinity that it would deny you the sweet surrender of your dark star????
December 5, 2024 at 3:40 PM
11 oclock and ppl still rolling up.
November 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Big upstststh
damn, can't even give my lisp girlies love.

I thtill love y'all for real tho.
November 29, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Happy Thanksgiving !
November 29, 2024 at 1:35 AM
They’re taking me to play ding dong ditch and I’m going because when was the last time I ran anywhere ?
November 29, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Keep forgetting I’m supposed to have no domestic talents and a bad attitude 😂
November 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
It’s almost 4pm and the oxtail nuh start yet … me not even reach yet 😂
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Penn Station at 10pm on Thanksgiving Eve is full of sights as usual.

New York is so interesting and fun if you don’t actually live there
November 28, 2024 at 3:11 AM
It’s soooo gloomy outside omg SADs is gonna be real this year
November 26, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Macaroni and cheese with sausage and mayonnaise ok
November 26, 2024 at 2:02 PM