Joseph Primer
jprimer.bsky.social
Joseph Primer
@jprimer.bsky.social
Novelist, Horror/Sci-Fi Aficionado & Antique Radio Restoration
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My new novel, The Hydesville Historical Society, is available today! Check it out if you're in the mood for a scary, funny mystery. #booksky

Fifty years ago, the occult rock band ESP Mind Control recorded a cursed album, steeped in magic. Now, sinister events hint at the revival of their schemes.
One of the greatest moments in all of storytelling is when Leland says, "I know that gum. I used to chew it when I was a kid. That's my most favorite gum in the world."

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That Gum You Like is Going to Come Back in Style
YouTube video by Christopher Ort
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January 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
January 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Disaster! Our holiday performance of Cats With Bat'leths has been cancelled after rumors of a "Butthole" version spread and parents complained! I refuse to sacrifice my artistic vision, let alone anatomical accuracy.
December 15, 2024 at 5:30 PM
The fact that the UHC shooter is now being called The Adjuster kind of makes up for all the other awful shit on the Internet.
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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Kahless tells us that to imagine only catastrophe ahead, to focus only on the worst case scenario, is borrowing trouble. Be prepared for trouble, yes, but do not invite it in.
December 6, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Today is the last day to get the eBook version of my new novel, The Hydesville Historical Society, FREE on Amazon! Enjoy and don't hesitate to leave a review.

It's a supernatural mystery that will leave you desperate to learn the truth of an occult rock band's final malediction.

#booksky
November 29, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy some NASA yule log action!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cgT...
NASA Rocket Engine Fireplace - 8 Hours in 4K
YouTube video by NASA
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November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Honor has no price tag. It is bought only through actions, through conducting yourself with integrity, with kindness towards others, with ferocity towards those who promote hatred and bigotry. Nor can anybody, no matter how wealthy, buy it or take it from you. Honor is priceless.
November 27, 2024 at 9:13 PM
The eBook version of my new novel, The Hydesville Historical Society, is FREE from now until Friday on Amazon! Enjoy and don't hesitate to leave a review.

It's a supernatural mystery that will leave you desperate to learn the truth of the occult rock band ESP Mind Control's final malediction.
November 25, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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True!
November 22, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 7:46 PM
My new novel, The Hydesville Historical Society, is available today! Check it out if you're in the mood for a scary, funny mystery. #booksky

Fifty years ago, the occult rock band ESP Mind Control recorded a cursed album, steeped in magic. Now, sinister events hint at the revival of their schemes.
November 20, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Occasionally
November 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Are posts here called bleats? If not, they should be.
November 17, 2024 at 3:13 AM