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I'm flashing my BIOS this weekend.
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My work is hiring. Two days a week. Let me know if you're interested. Cheers.
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
My efforts to avoid becoming like my father (owns lots of rugby shirts) are clashing with certain unavoidable realities (I look handsome in rugby shirts).
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is a very big deal for me because I'm washed up at games AND very rarely play team games by myself AND get very anxious in competitive environments where I can get yelled at on voice chats.
September 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Let me know if you'd like to buy my car. Cheers.
August 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The rebranding of Coles Express to Reddy Express (due to very boring m&a reasons) is a direct affront to me, a guy who likes to say "Hello, my name is Cole Sexpress" from time to time.
May 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Hanking my crog
May 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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April 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My arms look very big today.
April 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
What's up now motherfucker you didn't realise you were dealing with a certified Asana Workflow Specialist, did you?
March 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Considering ascending to a higher stage of laptop-class millennial existence - taking out a novated lease on an EV.
March 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I think my days of being interested in "Fun" socks are well and truly behind me.
March 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I played two Quick Match games, won both, and only got called a stupid moron who sucks a couple of times. HotS might be back?
Having Impure Thoughts (Thinking about playing Heroes of the Storm in 2025)
March 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Having Impure Thoughts (Thinking about playing Heroes of the Storm in 2025)
March 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I think, in a way, when I installed MSN Messenger on the family computer in 2003 I knew that I was establishing the parameters of how I felt most comfortable communicating in for the rest of my life.
March 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
In today's world of minimalist logos the Shred-X Panther stands alone as the apex predator of the branding jungle
March 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Capital Allocator? Uh yeah, they go at the start of a sentence, genius!
February 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Cartoons had me believing I'd frequently be drinking from earthenware jugs marked with XXX as an adult. Personally I am yet to imbibe so much as a drop from such a vessel.
January 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It happened to me: I took DNA too late and fucked my run.
January 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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The Emperor's New Ass
December 29, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I don't know about you but I'm very excited to engage with brands on here.
December 25, 2024 at 6:45 AM
No, actually, I'm not displaying a lack of understanding of the concept of delayed gratification, I'm actually displaying a very advanced understanding of the concept of the time value of marshmallows.
December 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I enjoy a nice rubber band, as I'm sure anyone would.
December 18, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Had an enzyme-based floor cleaning tablet that you drop into the bucket advertised to me as "Your Mop's New BFF" and I've been feeling quite bad that I never really considered my mop's inner life up until now.
December 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM