Josh Zenker (he/him)
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Josh Zenker (he/him)
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Linux Sysadmin, Bassist, Gamer
Overheard in Philly: “You can give a spider anxiety!”
October 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I firmly believe most of the world’s problems could be solved if billionaires would just spend a tiny fraction of their obscene wealth on seeing a decent therapist.
June 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fellow Philadelphians, got any weird sports memorabilia?
Hi friends! I'm trying to write some stories about Philly sports memorabilia — why we choose to keep certain things, and the memories behind them.

If you have anything unique you'd like to share, reach out at acoffey@inquirer.com. The weirder, the better (I might regret that lol)
May 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A blessed #Caturday to you from Bredward and Turnip
March 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
POV: you gave Tater Tot a piece of your apple, and now she wants more
March 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Turnip is celebrating #Caturday with a quiet moment to herself, away from her rambunctious siblings. Behold, bun perfection!
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’m recovering from a minor surgery and watching a lot of D&D live play shows. I can’t believe I didn’t discover #FantasyHigh on @dimension20.bsky.social sooner. It’s rare for me to find something that’s literally laugh out loud funny. This is the level of improvisation I aspire towards as a DM.
March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bredward is looking for love in all the wrong places. Here he is, gazing longingly at Turnip. Poor guy is doomed to be disappointed #caturday
February 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Turnip doesn’t need a valentine because she’s a strong, independent woman ❤️ #caturday
February 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Another tech giant capitulates to Trump. This seems like a good time to mention that #DuckDuckGo and #ProtonMail are viable alternatives to the most popular #Google services.
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Bredward and I celebrated #Caturday yesterday—and then he woke me in the wee hours of the morning to demand breakfast.
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
恭喜发财 🐍🧧
January 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s incredible how much better my #Costco membership card photo looks compared to my passport photo.
January 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by Josh Zenker (he/him)
It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I thought, “I’ll keep my new eyeglasses in their case when I’m not wearing them to protect the lenses.” Then I promptly dropped them on the hardwood floor while taking them out of the case.
January 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM