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Joshua Torrey
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pca ruling elder (all opinions and activity my own). austin, tx. pittsburgh sports. nufc. calvin. barth. oden. joyce. woolf.
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we’ve come to the conclusion to track kenzie’s soccer adventures on @instagram. guess i’ll have more excuses to use my phone in games. account info: www.instagram.com/kenzietorrey...
these girls are inseparable. they even get up to drink water together. 🥹
June 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
family update: unfortunately we need to put our young dog down. too many aggressive misbehaviors. but i never would have expected this type of opposition from the city and state. it’s a bit wild.

we’re hurting. we don’t need you to fight us.
May 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
we’ve come to the conclusion to track kenzie’s soccer adventures on @instagram. guess i’ll have more excuses to use my phone in games. account info: www.instagram.com/kenzietorrey...
May 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
season didn’t end the way we wanted. but she got to finish the game at striker and lead a serious rally. started with her earning and scoring her first PK.
May 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
minimum of 50 games played between mid august to may. 14 tournaments. i’m already tired just thinking about it.
kenzie has been offered and signed a spot on one of the Lonestar National Teams. we’re very excited about this new adventure for her and for our family.
May 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
kenzie has been offered and signed a spot on one of the Lonestar National Teams. we’re very excited about this new adventure for her and for our family.
May 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
pastor in our presbytery is being forced to leave the country. he has set up a gofundme for his family. www.gofundme.com/f/support-pa...
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March 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
was really hoping we would get a weekend of easy soccer games to get around to. and then kenzie got asked to guest play nearly two hours away. 🤦‍♂️

great opportunity so we’re taking her but sheesh.
March 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
update permits longer videos! here comes some africa drops! (not sure what they’re being compressed to.)
March 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
my 401k can’t handle all the winning.
March 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
hi, austin.

(34 hrs after we left our lodging in Botswana. three flights and two layovers later.)
February 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
we made it back to the US. a couple photos from our final days.
February 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i’ll save you the million photos and videos i took on today’s safari ride. two more days and four more trips to go.
February 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i know “sinners” is a movie. but i can’t stop laughing. i think most sabbatarians would say “sinners” sponsor the super bowl every year. 😂🤣😂
February 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
first game in the books. 1-0 win w/ a left footed goal from Kenzie!
kenz was informed they’ll have no subs in her first game. (she’s guest playing on a higher level team.) tack on she’ll have a second game an hour later it’s safe to say she’s in for a very long and exhausting day.
last weekend was our final soccer free weekend for the next few months. already on saturday kenz gets to guest play with another team and effectively play in back to back games 😳

glad she spent the winter break running her butt off!
February 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
kenz was informed they’ll have no subs in her first game. (she’s guest playing on a higher level team.) tack on she’ll have a second game an hour later it’s safe to say she’s in for a very long and exhausting day.
last weekend was our final soccer free weekend for the next few months. already on saturday kenz gets to guest play with another team and effectively play in back to back games 😳

glad she spent the winter break running her butt off!
February 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
my dog ran to the front door hopping in excitement when he saw me grab my cigarettes ….
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
last weekend was our final soccer free weekend for the next few months. already on saturday kenz gets to guest play with another team and effectively play in back to back games 😳

glad she spent the winter break running her butt off!
February 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Joshua Torrey
Visiting widows and orphans in their affliction is true religion. The president's action means foster kids are cut off from the medical aid they need and we have promised them. As a pastor and former foster parent, this enrages me.
January 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Reposted by Joshua Torrey
On the 80th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz, every one should the unspeakable horror of that Holocaust.

And those of who still believe these words should say them:

Never Again.
January 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
my typo is excellent. i’m leaving it.
neighbor: “hey you’re sliming up!”

me: “thanks i’m stress smoking and eating one meal a day.” (not really i just said “thanks)
January 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
neighbor: “hey you’re sliming up!”

me: “thanks i’m stress smoking and eating one meal a day.” (not really i just said “thanks)
January 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
meeting went well enough. got the business done. made some laughs.
called the 157th meeting of the south texas presbytery to order last night.

now watching my son play video games in the hotel. promised his mom he won’t stay up too late.
January 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
called the 157th meeting of the south texas presbytery to order last night.

now watching my son play video games in the hotel. promised his mom he won’t stay up too late.
January 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by Joshua Torrey
This new populism is wild
January 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM