Dr J
@joshuabegley.bsky.social
He/him. Ph.D. Writer. Reviewer for The Fandom Post. Displaced Kentuckian.
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"How to Get Ahead in Life the Conan Way"
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"How to Get Ahead in Life the Conan Way"
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Guillermo del Toro: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of frankenstein
del Toro: but
del Toro: this frankenstein is a little different
Bram Stoker: yes we know, guillermo, this frankenstein is hot
del Toro:
del Toro: oh
del Toro: i've mentioned this before?
del Toro: but
del Toro: this frankenstein is a little different
Bram Stoker: yes we know, guillermo, this frankenstein is hot
del Toro:
del Toro: oh
del Toro: i've mentioned this before?
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Guillermo del Toro: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of frankenstein
del Toro: but
del Toro: this frankenstein is a little different
Bram Stoker: yes we know, guillermo, this frankenstein is hot
del Toro:
del Toro: oh
del Toro: i've mentioned this before?
del Toro: but
del Toro: this frankenstein is a little different
Bram Stoker: yes we know, guillermo, this frankenstein is hot
del Toro:
del Toro: oh
del Toro: i've mentioned this before?
Tomke and Jona, no title.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Tomke and Jona, no title.
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NEW Midnight Pals episode!! Stephen King tells the tale of THAT 🤡🤡🤡
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/the...
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/the...
The Tale of THAT | Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals
It's a full moon, and Stephen King's evil alter ego, Richard Bachman, has escaped!
midnight-pals.simplecast.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
NEW Midnight Pals episode!! Stephen King tells the tale of THAT 🤡🤡🤡
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/the...
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/the...
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I love this happy, derpy wolf so much 🥰
Let's learn about the Wonky Wolf of Leeds.
Discovered 1840 in Aldborough, North Yorkshire, the mosaic dates to ~300 AD & probably represents a Roman provincial artist's attempt to tell the story of Romulus and Remus being suckled by a she-wolf, the founding myth of Rome.
Discovered 1840 in Aldborough, North Yorkshire, the mosaic dates to ~300 AD & probably represents a Roman provincial artist's attempt to tell the story of Romulus and Remus being suckled by a she-wolf, the founding myth of Rome.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I love this happy, derpy wolf so much 🥰
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King: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the running man
King: it's about a dystopian future where real people's pain is exploited for television ratings
King: you might even call it
King: reality TV
King: it's about a dystopian future where real people's pain is exploited for television ratings
King: you might even call it
King: reality TV
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
King: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the running man
King: it's about a dystopian future where real people's pain is exploited for television ratings
King: you might even call it
King: reality TV
King: it's about a dystopian future where real people's pain is exploited for television ratings
King: you might even call it
King: reality TV
Just how long was Bill and Ted's presentation?
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Just how long was Bill and Ted's presentation?
Maggie Vandenwall, "Joyriding."
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Maggie Vandenwall, "Joyriding."
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Joe Hill: but if you think THAT'S scary
Hill: wait until you hear about the tale of the black phone 2
Hill: oh hero, named Finn
Hill: like Stranger Things!
Hill: is now in the 80s
Hill: like Stranger Things!
Hill: wait until you hear about the tale of the black phone 2
Hill: oh hero, named Finn
Hill: like Stranger Things!
Hill: is now in the 80s
Hill: like Stranger Things!
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Joe Hill: but if you think THAT'S scary
Hill: wait until you hear about the tale of the black phone 2
Hill: oh hero, named Finn
Hill: like Stranger Things!
Hill: is now in the 80s
Hill: like Stranger Things!
Hill: wait until you hear about the tale of the black phone 2
Hill: oh hero, named Finn
Hill: like Stranger Things!
Hill: is now in the 80s
Hill: like Stranger Things!
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Stephen King: okay guys today my boy joe is going to tell a story
King: and we're all gonna give him our full attention okay?
Barker: sure
King: and we're gonna act like it's really great, okay?
King: because it is really great!
King: and we're all gonna give him our full attention okay?
Barker: sure
King: and we're gonna act like it's really great, okay?
King: because it is really great!
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Stephen King: okay guys today my boy joe is going to tell a story
King: and we're all gonna give him our full attention okay?
Barker: sure
King: and we're gonna act like it's really great, okay?
King: because it is really great!
King: and we're all gonna give him our full attention okay?
Barker: sure
King: and we're gonna act like it's really great, okay?
King: because it is really great!
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Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy itsa me elon
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy itsa me elon
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
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Just learned that Moonflow is going to a second printing!!!!!!!!!! You know what that means - there's going to be more opportunity to get your hands on this gross, sexy adventure! Don't pass it up!
My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
Moonflow
Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...
www.hachettebookgroup.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just learned that Moonflow is going to a second printing!!!!!!!!!! You know what that means - there's going to be more opportunity to get your hands on this gross, sexy adventure! Don't pass it up!
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King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the
Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
Musk: itsa me, elon!
Barker: hey it's your pal
King: he's not my pal!!
Barker: look everyone it's steve's pal
Poe: that's enough clive
Poe: you're going too far
Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
Musk: itsa me, elon!
Barker: hey it's your pal
King: he's not my pal!!
Barker: look everyone it's steve's pal
Poe: that's enough clive
Poe: you're going too far
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the
Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
Musk: itsa me, elon!
Barker: hey it's your pal
King: he's not my pal!!
Barker: look everyone it's steve's pal
Poe: that's enough clive
Poe: you're going too far
Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
Musk: itsa me, elon!
Barker: hey it's your pal
King: he's not my pal!!
Barker: look everyone it's steve's pal
Poe: that's enough clive
Poe: you're going too far
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HI!
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
HI!
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
James from Twin Peaks is cooler than Elon.
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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[at Tesla]
Tesla Shareholders: in recognition of your incredible gift for lowering the price of tesla stock, we would like to award you this trillion dollar bonus
Elon Musk: yeah yeah that'sa fine
Tesla Shareholders: what's the matter? you seem distracted
Musk: no i'm fine
Musk: [muttering] oates
Tesla Shareholders: in recognition of your incredible gift for lowering the price of tesla stock, we would like to award you this trillion dollar bonus
Elon Musk: yeah yeah that'sa fine
Tesla Shareholders: what's the matter? you seem distracted
Musk: no i'm fine
Musk: [muttering] oates
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
[at Tesla]
Tesla Shareholders: in recognition of your incredible gift for lowering the price of tesla stock, we would like to award you this trillion dollar bonus
Elon Musk: yeah yeah that'sa fine
Tesla Shareholders: what's the matter? you seem distracted
Musk: no i'm fine
Musk: [muttering] oates
Tesla Shareholders: in recognition of your incredible gift for lowering the price of tesla stock, we would like to award you this trillion dollar bonus
Elon Musk: yeah yeah that'sa fine
Tesla Shareholders: what's the matter? you seem distracted
Musk: no i'm fine
Musk: [muttering] oates
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In 1972, a cat commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These kittens promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune @thatwriterguy@mastodon.social
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
In 1972, a cat commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These kittens promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune @thatwriterguy@mastodon.social
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I keep reading that comic book title as CHESTER CHEETAH ROBS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE which I have to admit I'd also read
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I keep reading that comic book title as CHESTER CHEETAH ROBS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE which I have to admit I'd also read
My friends went to the Disney Not-So-Scary Halloween party and bought me this amazing popcorn bucket!
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My friends went to the Disney Not-So-Scary Halloween party and bought me this amazing popcorn bucket!
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Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy Stephano king
King: oh criminy
King: this again
King: is there no one who will rid me of this vexing trillionaire
Joyce Carol Oates:
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy Stephano king
King: oh criminy
King: this again
King: is there no one who will rid me of this vexing trillionaire
Joyce Carol Oates:
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy Stephano king
King: oh criminy
King: this again
King: is there no one who will rid me of this vexing trillionaire
Joyce Carol Oates:
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy Stephano king
King: oh criminy
King: this again
King: is there no one who will rid me of this vexing trillionaire
Joyce Carol Oates:
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Rowsdower 2028
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Rowsdower 2028