Joshface
@joshface.bsky.social
Full time upright hominid.
Part time model builder, mini painter, biker, Airsoft plinker, kickboxer, educator, anxiety riddled mess, goose hater, soapbox occupier
Part time model builder, mini painter, biker, Airsoft plinker, kickboxer, educator, anxiety riddled mess, goose hater, soapbox occupier
Disney plus my household is all literally within my household, you fucking fucks
I am now suspended from my account because I watch in two different rooms, for FUCKS SAKE
I am now suspended from my account because I watch in two different rooms, for FUCKS SAKE
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Disney plus my household is all literally within my household, you fucking fucks
I am now suspended from my account because I watch in two different rooms, for FUCKS SAKE
I am now suspended from my account because I watch in two different rooms, for FUCKS SAKE
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that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
Lest we forget the day AI cobbled together alot of shit.
That's it, were done it's Winnie the pooh tattoos and pub wall murals there's no getting away from this garbage if everyone's using it like this without looking at what it's generated
That's it, were done it's Winnie the pooh tattoos and pub wall murals there's no getting away from this garbage if everyone's using it like this without looking at what it's generated
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Lest we forget the day AI cobbled together alot of shit.
That's it, were done it's Winnie the pooh tattoos and pub wall murals there's no getting away from this garbage if everyone's using it like this without looking at what it's generated
That's it, were done it's Winnie the pooh tattoos and pub wall murals there's no getting away from this garbage if everyone's using it like this without looking at what it's generated
Annoying shouty knight and ladder wielding jester annoy the fans at the local jousting tourney
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Annoying shouty knight and ladder wielding jester annoy the fans at the local jousting tourney
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
1
CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
3
CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
4
BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
5
HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
6
HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
7
HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
8
CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
9
CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
10
HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
11
HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
12
HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
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Dark Angels champion / praetor
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dark Angels champion / praetor
And the main event Scotsman in its BR livery. Also saw the locomotion running trips from Pickering
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
And the main event Scotsman in its BR livery. Also saw the locomotion running trips from Pickering
Well I planned to be here for a few hours, but due to rain and shit traffic I got fifteen minutes. @fenrisgames.com is this still your train cab construct?
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Well I planned to be here for a few hours, but due to rain and shit traffic I got fifteen minutes. @fenrisgames.com is this still your train cab construct?
Thoroughly sick of being sick now. Three days is enough thanks
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Thoroughly sick of being sick now. Three days is enough thanks
Our fox is famous
Watched from above . . . Thanks to @joshface.bsky.social for this morning's #FoxOfTheDay
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Our fox is famous
A not very happy collie doing his best marraca impression while the bloody fireworks keep going
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A not very happy collie doing his best marraca impression while the bloody fireworks keep going
Our house at the moment
a cartoon drawing of a woman and a boy walking on a beach
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a woman and a boy walking on a beach
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Our house at the moment
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We're on an express elevator to hell, going dowwnn!
Bad joke courtesy of @notretrojustold.bsky.social
Bad joke courtesy of @notretrojustold.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
We're on an express elevator to hell, going dowwnn!
Bad joke courtesy of @notretrojustold.bsky.social
Bad joke courtesy of @notretrojustold.bsky.social
Fuck the fuck off with your bastard fucking fireworks you fucks
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Fuck the fuck off with your bastard fucking fireworks you fucks
Couple of very kind early birthday pressies from some mates at Airsoft today. Rodimus prime kit to build and...I confess I couldn't work out what this was at first...a revolver cylinder, steel dice case!
November 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Couple of very kind early birthday pressies from some mates at Airsoft today. Rodimus prime kit to build and...I confess I couldn't work out what this was at first...a revolver cylinder, steel dice case!
Booking a gig where I know I will be tempted into the pit and then Airsoft the day after was a mistake
Plus sides. Dead Pony and Dead Air support acts at skindred last night were awesome. Love picking up a new band at a gig
Plus sides. Dead Pony and Dead Air support acts at skindred last night were awesome. Love picking up a new band at a gig
November 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Booking a gig where I know I will be tempted into the pit and then Airsoft the day after was a mistake
Plus sides. Dead Pony and Dead Air support acts at skindred last night were awesome. Love picking up a new band at a gig
Plus sides. Dead Pony and Dead Air support acts at skindred last night were awesome. Love picking up a new band at a gig
Back from th almighty skindred in wolves.
Dead pony and dead air in support were also great
Dead pony and dead air in support were also great
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Back from th almighty skindred in wolves.
Dead pony and dead air in support were also great
Dead pony and dead air in support were also great
Peace through superior firepower.
Been doing some creative painting after reassembly. All works, new (better quality) Thompson inside, fires well, new motor. Still need a new buttplate and some replacement body screws. And....I do plan to fit a gas Airsoft Remington 870 into the grenade launcher 😁
Been doing some creative painting after reassembly. All works, new (better quality) Thompson inside, fires well, new motor. Still need a new buttplate and some replacement body screws. And....I do plan to fit a gas Airsoft Remington 870 into the grenade launcher 😁
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Peace through superior firepower.
Been doing some creative painting after reassembly. All works, new (better quality) Thompson inside, fires well, new motor. Still need a new buttplate and some replacement body screws. And....I do plan to fit a gas Airsoft Remington 870 into the grenade launcher 😁
Been doing some creative painting after reassembly. All works, new (better quality) Thompson inside, fires well, new motor. Still need a new buttplate and some replacement body screws. And....I do plan to fit a gas Airsoft Remington 870 into the grenade launcher 😁
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
Looking forward to next week my first gig since COVID..Return of...the Night of the Living Dred! Last went on this tour back end of 2019.
Skindred we in ah you area
Bring the raucous you know we superior
Yeah, you know we on and on..
Skindred we in ah you area
Bring the raucous you know we superior
Yeah, you know we on and on..
October 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Looking forward to next week my first gig since COVID..Return of...the Night of the Living Dred! Last went on this tour back end of 2019.
Skindred we in ah you area
Bring the raucous you know we superior
Yeah, you know we on and on..
Skindred we in ah you area
Bring the raucous you know we superior
Yeah, you know we on and on..
Morning out at the national motorcycle museum open day. Just a few bikes
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Morning out at the national motorcycle museum open day. Just a few bikes
Good game of heresy tonight in our campaign, defending a sector against @krakongames.bsky.social mechanicum
October 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Good game of heresy tonight in our campaign, defending a sector against @krakongames.bsky.social mechanicum