Josh Cromwell
@joshcromwell.bsky.social
Follower of Jesus. Examiner of history. Enjoyer of music. Critic of culture. Arbiter of awesomeness. Purveyor of randomness.
I guess we know what that turkey was doing on Jan. 6, 2021
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again? n.pr/48aUSmd
A tradition for turkeys: Another presidential pardon
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again?
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I guess we know what that turkey was doing on Jan. 6, 2021
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First of all, this judge is a hero.
Secondly, my god this is egregious conduct. Imagine being this judge, driving this poor kid home, only to have ICE threaten to smash your car windows on your way out of the lot??
Secondly, my god this is egregious conduct. Imagine being this judge, driving this poor kid home, only to have ICE threaten to smash your car windows on your way out of the lot??
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
First of all, this judge is a hero.
Secondly, my god this is egregious conduct. Imagine being this judge, driving this poor kid home, only to have ICE threaten to smash your car windows on your way out of the lot??
Secondly, my god this is egregious conduct. Imagine being this judge, driving this poor kid home, only to have ICE threaten to smash your car windows on your way out of the lot??
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So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
Death, taxes, and the back-breaking Jameis Winston INT
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Death, taxes, and the back-breaking Jameis Winston INT
The most relatable part of the third episode of #Pluribus is that the collective wisdom of all humanity is still utterly unable to recognize basic sarcasm.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The most relatable part of the third episode of #Pluribus is that the collective wisdom of all humanity is still utterly unable to recognize basic sarcasm.
I remain impressed by some of the absolutely remarkable ways that Penn State has managed to lose games
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I remain impressed by some of the absolutely remarkable ways that Penn State has managed to lose games
That catch by Indiana was INSANE
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
That catch by Indiana was INSANE
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This is horrifying
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is horrifying
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
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Also emphasizes how quiet it is!
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Also emphasizes how quiet it is!
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3. Laurel, Mississippi, provides the primary setting (and indirectly, the title) for what HGTV renovation series starring local husband-and-wife team Ben and Erin Napier?
AS I LAY DRYWALLING
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
AS I LAY DRYWALLING
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
3. Laurel, Mississippi, provides the primary setting (and indirectly, the title) for what HGTV renovation series starring local husband-and-wife team Ben and Erin Napier?
AS I LAY DRYWALLING
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
AS I LAY DRYWALLING
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
Counterpoint: While I don’t love the NFL overtime system, it’s at least more fair now than the current college overtime system, which is just a glorified series of coin flips after the second OT.
College football overtime has its faults, but it's better than NFL overtime.
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Counterpoint: While I don’t love the NFL overtime system, it’s at least more fair now than the current college overtime system, which is just a glorified series of coin flips after the second OT.
Hey, it counts!
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hey, it counts!
Oop, once again a receiver has DeSeaned a would-be touchdown
September 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oop, once again a receiver has DeSeaned a would-be touchdown
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MANDATE OF HEAVEN TO ALABAMA THEY JUST THREW A PASS TO 360 POUND KADYN PROCTOR
September 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
MANDATE OF HEAVEN TO ALABAMA THEY JUST THREW A PASS TO 360 POUND KADYN PROCTOR
Kadyn Proctor, have a day, sir!
September 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Kadyn Proctor, have a day, sir!
Iowa has dragged Indiana straight into the slop, which is conveniently right where they want them
September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Iowa has dragged Indiana straight into the slop, which is conveniently right where they want them
The cackle I uttered earlier when I thought Brady was calling someone “shawty” only to realize he was saying “Schotty” as in Schottenheimer
September 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The cackle I uttered earlier when I thought Brady was calling someone “shawty” only to realize he was saying “Schotty” as in Schottenheimer
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Still a guiding principle of mine when online.
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Still a guiding principle of mine when online.
Caleb Williams just Orlovskyed the sideline on that last play
September 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Caleb Williams just Orlovskyed the sideline on that last play
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
WE ARE SO BACK
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
WE ARE SO BACK
That is how you start a season. My goodness. Sheer insanity.
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That is how you start a season. My goodness. Sheer insanity.
That Allen scramble would have been impressive if Lamar hadn’t done what he just did
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
That Allen scramble would have been impressive if Lamar hadn’t done what he just did