José Sá
josesa.bsky.social
José Sá
@josesa.bsky.social
A Digital Renaissance Man 🇪🇺
Ohh UPS! Os feriados do natal já passaram! Toca a andar com a encomenda.
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Reposted by José Sá
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Where can I find a 300TB disk?
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fiz uma encomenda online, produto em back order.
Passado uns dias pedi cancelamento e a loja anda a fazer-se dificil pois já encomendaram ao fornecedor.
O senhores, eu sei, mas as condições mudaram e já não preciso. Porque raio é que querem justificacoes? Preferem lidar com a devolucão?
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Morto pela esposa!

#whamageddon
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
🤡
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by José Sá
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Encomenda pedida no principio da semana, ainda está "Processing"

Lá vou ter que procurar alternativas para o Natal.
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Algo me diz que o Camilo Soldado não é do Porto para chamar aos STCP "Sociedade Colectiva de Transportes do Porto"

www.publico.pt/2025/12/18/l...
Metrobus da Boavista começa operação no final de Fevereiro com viagens gratuitas
Câmara, Metro do Porto, STCP e Governo assinaram memorando que permite arranque do transporte. Autocarros darão volta à rotunda para inverter a marcha, mas haverá um redundante para garantir tempos.
www.publico.pt
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Always amazed with these cases where having the clout/access is the only way to get problems solved

This from @hey.paris is another example:
hey.paris/posts/appleid/

If it was just some random person having the issue, they were done.

They simply don't care (even if they say they do: they don't)
20 Years of Digital Life, Gone in an Instant, thanks to Apple
Summary: A major brick-and-mortar store sold an Apple Gift Card that Apple seemingly took offence to, and locked out my entire Apple ID, effectively bricking my devices and my iCloud Account, Apple De...
hey.paris
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
E já não funciona outra vez!

#fml²
Habemos SIM. Já posso receber códigos no telemovel.
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Habemos SIM. Já posso receber códigos no telemovel.
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh raios... Acho que o meu telemóvel inchou!
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
O que raio foi o momento Golegã?
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
De raspão no #whamageddon.

Era uma versão mas o suficiente para me assustar.
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Pior: a loja ficou sem cartões. Agora só amanhã...

#fml
O cartão da NOS avariou, mas tenho que pagar 7.50 por "razoes".

Não entendo como esta malta funciona. É só para chatear as pessoas.
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Estao no prédio a actualizar o hardware das antenas de telemovel: é uma festa! Só riem e até cantam!
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by José Sá
That email from the .christmas TLD is probably naughty. In 2025, 99.8% of messages from that domain analyzed by @cloudflare.social Email Security were classified as malicious or spam. The .lol TLD wasn't much better -- it's no laughing matter.

Find out more at radar.cloudflare.com/year-in-revi...
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
O cartão da NOS avariou, mas tenho que pagar 7.50 por "razoes".

Não entendo como esta malta funciona. É só para chatear as pessoas.
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Rui Rio? És tu?
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Estamos tão £#$©%§π¢
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by José Sá
No shit Sherlock!
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Europe failure to push Russia back!
”Great success”
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by José Sá
Pretty crazy that nearly all of the EU Commission is still on X even as Elon Musk is literally talking about destroying the EU.

You can leave X. It's really not that difficult.
So what's the outcome?

2️⃣5️⃣ of the 27 Commissioners have posted in the last week

2️⃣4️⃣ of the 27 generally post every week (Albuquerque has never been on X, Ribera is sporadic, McGrath has somehow stopped)

0️⃣ have stopped as a result of what Twitter has become since the Musk takeover
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The problem is to deliver: people are tired of electing promises and getting bad stuff (or nothing) in return.
Mamdani: Oftentimes when we win elections, we tell people to go home and just trust us. But the message really has to be that we want you to come along with us… That’s something we’ve been looking to share with New Yorkers: We want to not only win with New Yorkers, but also govern with New Yorkers.
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM