Battymats
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Battymats
@josephtheprez.bsky.social
I say & Tweet bad words...often. MAGA can gargle my nutz. Huge fan of movies/TV with great writing. Music of all kinds (today's country blows). Energy vampire.
You all need to stop pinning your hopes on some smoking gun revelation from the Epstein files. By now they are cleaner than your grandma’s kitchen sink.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It does absolutely no good to point out the Orange Turd’s lies and fucked up behavior and values. THEY DO NOT CARE.
March 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Clown car administration once again. Not that it will matter. MAGA will absolve him from this and any other moronic actions he takes, because, ya' know, 'Murica.
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February 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My dear departed mother once turned to me, with a look that displayed both shock and dismay simultaneously, and said , "You know, most people are really stupid."

Touche, mom. Touche.
February 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Donald Trump is the JLo of Madonnas.

None of the have a fucking clue about how much of a joke they are.
February 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
That feeling of disappointment and futility when you blow your nose but you just kinda move everything around a bit.
January 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Now that Georgia, the national leader in poultry production, has banned all poultry sales & we’re looking at $7+ for a carton of eggs, it seems y’all are bigger fucking idiots than you will ever realize.
January 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I don't know whether or not Kamala's first job was at a McDonald's but we all know Trump's first job was running brown people out of his slumlord father's apartments.
January 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Why does Todd Bowles always look like he just got burned trusting a fart?
January 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
@vodkamuse.bsky.social hey, good to have you over here!
January 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
While the right hand is threatening a new American imperialism, what’s the left hand doing? Remember he’s too stupid to do this on his own. There are others pulling the strings.
January 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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This whole Canada, Greenland, Panama Canal thing proves once again that Trumpism/MAGA is just a cult. Supposedly MAGA wanted to extract America from the rest of the world, but now MAGA is cheering his imperialism?

MAGA doesn’t have a core philosophy. MAGA just believes in him.
January 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey @FoxNews good to see "family values " Sean and Ainsley are working on, what? five marriages between them. Cool.
December 27, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Hey DOGE…where’s golf trips on your agenda?
December 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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I also blame 77 million Americans and a justice system that allowed Trump to remain above the law.
December 19, 2024 at 9:03 PM
With hindsight, there'll be an explanation by historians and sociologists as to why we went down the authoritarian rabbit hole as a nation. It will be similar to how they describe Germany's decline into Nazism. What will that explanation say? Will we avoid a holocaust level event in the meantime?
December 18, 2024 at 6:52 PM
When someone says “I don’t like Trump the person, I like his policies, though” the question that comes to mind is “the racist ones, the sexist ones, the ignorant ones or the infantile ones?”
December 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Been in NYC for the entire run of SNL. In 50 years I’ve never met a single person who was in the audience.
December 17, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I’ve literally gone a day doing outdoor work or playing outside in summer heat with zero to drink. So a tween/teen/millennial girl toting a 32 oz. Stanley mug everywhere while Christmas shopping in the cold is absolutely mystifying.
December 8, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Basically, marriage after your kids have left the house is both of you looking up and asking “was that my stomach or yours?”
December 6, 2024 at 5:00 AM
The lack of interaction on this platform is pretty discouraging so far.
December 4, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Joe should issue pardons to every asylum seeker. All 11 million. MAGA meltdown will commence.
December 4, 2024 at 4:48 PM