Jorg Brown
@jorgbrown.bsky.social
racer, C++ coder, EV driver, father of three, master of none
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I hope someday we defeat fascism and in the far future, No Kings Day is celebrated as a federal holiday, and little children leave out dance mixtapes and cookies for the Resistance Frog, who leaves pocket Constitutions in their shoes.
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I hope someday we defeat fascism and in the far future, No Kings Day is celebrated as a federal holiday, and little children leave out dance mixtapes and cookies for the Resistance Frog, who leaves pocket Constitutions in their shoes.
Trump's demolition of the East Wing of the White House, originally built in 1942 by Franklin D. Roosevelt, is a metaphor.
A metaphor, inside an enigma, wrapped in a cheesy corn tortilla and deep-fried, and then pulverized by a Volvo high-reach demolition excavator.
A metaphor, inside an enigma, wrapped in a cheesy corn tortilla and deep-fried, and then pulverized by a Volvo high-reach demolition excavator.
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Trump's demolition of the East Wing of the White House, originally built in 1942 by Franklin D. Roosevelt, is a metaphor.
A metaphor, inside an enigma, wrapped in a cheesy corn tortilla and deep-fried, and then pulverized by a Volvo high-reach demolition excavator.
A metaphor, inside an enigma, wrapped in a cheesy corn tortilla and deep-fried, and then pulverized by a Volvo high-reach demolition excavator.
A profound sign of the times that when I relay news that “US Secretary of Health has convinced Donald Trump to ignore White House doctors and instead treat his congestive heart failure with healing crystals that realign the body’s mitochondria.“, I have to clarify that Yes, OF COURSE I am joking.
September 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A profound sign of the times that when I relay news that “US Secretary of Health has convinced Donald Trump to ignore White House doctors and instead treat his congestive heart failure with healing crystals that realign the body’s mitochondria.“, I have to clarify that Yes, OF COURSE I am joking.
Trying out Bridgy Fed today. Trying to comment on a mastodon post without going through the trouble of acquiring a mastodon account. We'll see.... fed.brid.gy/docs
Bridgy Fed
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May 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Trying out Bridgy Fed today. Trying to comment on a mastodon post without going through the trouble of acquiring a mastodon account. We'll see.... fed.brid.gy/docs
AI fail of the day… trying to solve the NYT crossword (three letters, 19 across):
March 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
AI fail of the day… trying to solve the NYT crossword (three letters, 19 across):
Trump may not have lowered the price of eggs, but boy has the price of Teslas dropped! Thanks @elonmusk-parody.bsky.social !
March 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Trump may not have lowered the price of eggs, but boy has the price of Teslas dropped! Thanks @elonmusk-parody.bsky.social !
Drain the swamp.
The CFPB was taking on Capital One for an alleged scheme cheating millions of consumers out of more than $2 billion in interest rates on savings accounts.
The Trump administration has frozen that enforcement case.
The CFPB was taking on Capital One for an alleged scheme cheating millions of consumers out of more than $2 billion in interest rates on savings accounts.
The Trump administration has frozen that enforcement case.
February 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Drain the swamp.
The CFPB was taking on Capital One for an alleged scheme cheating millions of consumers out of more than $2 billion in interest rates on savings accounts.
The Trump administration has frozen that enforcement case.
The CFPB was taking on Capital One for an alleged scheme cheating millions of consumers out of more than $2 billion in interest rates on savings accounts.
The Trump administration has frozen that enforcement case.
AI fail of the day. NONE of these words appear in the title of ANY Kings of Leon song. The correct answer is “they’re all types of patches”.
January 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
AI fail of the day. NONE of these words appear in the title of ANY Kings of Leon song. The correct answer is “they’re all types of patches”.
This is Apple Intelligence’s actual summary of my notifications from the NYTimes today.
January 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is Apple Intelligence’s actual summary of my notifications from the NYTimes today.
David Lynch, director of Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, and Twin Peaks, died Wednesday, at 78.
But we might not find out who the killer is for two more seasons.
But we might not find out who the killer is for two more seasons.
January 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
David Lynch, director of Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, and Twin Peaks, died Wednesday, at 78.
But we might not find out who the killer is for two more seasons.
But we might not find out who the killer is for two more seasons.
A classic example of misidentification of species.
December 18, 2024 at 8:35 PM
A classic example of misidentification of species.
Wow. That is just not how I thought that sentence would end.
December 10, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Wow. That is just not how I thought that sentence would end.
For the first time in my life, a catchy song clip is stuck in my head, only the song doesn't exist yet! www.youtube.com/shorts/hT5Rk...
New era unlocked: nosey singing 👃😂 #ohmyroya #justtalk #beatdrop #musicianlifestyle
YouTube video by ROYA
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December 4, 2024 at 7:31 PM
For the first time in my life, a catchy song clip is stuck in my head, only the song doesn't exist yet! www.youtube.com/shorts/hT5Rk...
Lately I've been collecting AI Fails. In this one, Google thinks 365,000 minus 1 is 999,999:
December 3, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Lately I've been collecting AI Fails. In this one, Google thinks 365,000 minus 1 is 999,999:
Hey @theonion.com this sounds like a great idea for what to do with the supplements business from your recent InfoWars acquisition. I especially like the idea of sending the products out in... distinctive packaging.
Business idea: sell conventional, generic daily nutritional/health products by mail (multivitamins, toothpaste, sunscreen, etc.). Ship each item in spooky, mysterious "The Substance"-style packaging, for customers who want to spice up their morning routine with a little harmless drama.
December 2, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Hey @theonion.com this sounds like a great idea for what to do with the supplements business from your recent InfoWars acquisition. I especially like the idea of sending the products out in... distinctive packaging.
Lately I've been collecting AI Fails...
December 2, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Lately I've been collecting AI Fails...
Hey @austern.bsky.social you should update your twitter profile to link to your bsky account too.
December 2, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Hey @austern.bsky.social you should update your twitter profile to link to your bsky account too.
In Australia, even the Today show is better. (And yes, their title is correct - this is the Aussiest interview ever.) youtu.be/9QCgqQdmr0M
Aussiest. Interview. Ever. What a legend!
YouTube video by TODAY
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December 2, 2024 at 7:36 PM
In Australia, even the Today show is better. (And yes, their title is correct - this is the Aussiest interview ever.) youtu.be/9QCgqQdmr0M
Indeed this is a beautiful checkmate! youtu.be/d8UESxnuVAY
Chess Player Won’t Stop Trash Talking…So I Destroy Him
YouTube video by Anna Cramling
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November 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Indeed this is a beautiful checkmate! youtu.be/d8UESxnuVAY
@hanicka.net Just curious: why bsky.app, of all the tweet-a-likes?
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November 15, 2024 at 2:16 AM
@hanicka.net Just curious: why bsky.app, of all the tweet-a-likes?