chloë 💫
@jordannchloee.bsky.social
black theatre phd candidate, extremist optimist, hyperbolic dyke, club napper, all around delight
📍 chi + atl + st. pete 🪐
(they!)
📍 chi + atl + st. pete 🪐
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chloë 💫
@jordannchloee.bsky.social
· Feb 13
pillow princess in the dykey sense but, even more so, i just rly like naps
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wednesday september the 3rd is for SANITY guys ! don’t let INsanity get you this wednesday september the 3rd !
September 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
wednesday september the 3rd is for SANITY guys ! don’t let INsanity get you this wednesday september the 3rd !
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
i just know salespeople get PUMPED when i walk into their establishments i am SO EASY to sell to
August 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i just know salespeople get PUMPED when i walk into their establishments i am SO EASY to sell to
all i have watched this entire week is the hunger games catching fire and wife swap just back and forth in multiplicity
August 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
all i have watched this entire week is the hunger games catching fire and wife swap just back and forth in multiplicity
LOVE asking is this still available about miscellaneous facebook marketplace items late into the evening. prob one of my top fave activities
August 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
LOVE asking is this still available about miscellaneous facebook marketplace items late into the evening. prob one of my top fave activities
“non practicing white women” bout the funniest shit i seen in a long ass time
August 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“non practicing white women” bout the funniest shit i seen in a long ass time
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down by jay sean ft lil wayne
August 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
down by jay sean ft lil wayne
and here’s the thing … you can never be toooooo lesbian. you can push it SURELY (and some of yall are taking it there !!!) but TOOOO lesbian is a thing that doesn’t exist
August 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
and here’s the thing … you can never be toooooo lesbian. you can push it SURELY (and some of yall are taking it there !!!) but TOOOO lesbian is a thing that doesn’t exist
happy butch appreciation day dykes in my cell phone !!!
August 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
happy butch appreciation day dykes in my cell phone !!!
no one is taking lil miss chocolate fudge poptart the diva is in a league of her own
August 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
no one is taking lil miss chocolate fudge poptart the diva is in a league of her own
treating myself to a dp strawbs & cream and thinking abt when i learned dp is in fact not the universal abbreviation for dr pepper
August 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
treating myself to a dp strawbs & cream and thinking abt when i learned dp is in fact not the universal abbreviation for dr pepper
7 asf ! what about yall !
August 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
7 asf ! what about yall !
MY GF GOT US TIX I AM SEEING DOECHII AFTER ALL I LOVE MY GF RAHHHHHHHH 🤘🤪😚🩷😭🙂↕️🥰
number 19869 in line for doechii as a black lesbian who shares her area code is FUCKING INSANE
August 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
MY GF GOT US TIX I AM SEEING DOECHII AFTER ALL I LOVE MY GF RAHHHHHHHH 🤘🤪😚🩷😭🙂↕️🥰
number 19869 in line for doechii as a black lesbian who shares her area code is FUCKING INSANE
August 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
number 19869 in line for doechii as a black lesbian who shares her area code is FUCKING INSANE
WHY DID NOBODY SAY ANYTHING ABT THIS
August 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
WHY DID NOBODY SAY ANYTHING ABT THIS
lights by ellie goulding thursday
July 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
lights by ellie goulding thursday
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Happy Birthday @amiraslick.bsky.social 💜
July 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Happy Birthday @amiraslick.bsky.social 💜
she’s 26 !!! crazy how that works !!! love u forever & a day cuz, thanks for being born 🩷 @amiraslick.bsky.social
July 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
she’s 26 !!! crazy how that works !!! love u forever & a day cuz, thanks for being born 🩷 @amiraslick.bsky.social
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BACK TO BLASIA !!!
we’ve got an iconic All Black lineup for dim sum & drag next month, see you there :D
we’ve got an iconic All Black lineup for dim sum & drag next month, see you there :D
July 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
BACK TO BLASIA !!!
we’ve got an iconic All Black lineup for dim sum & drag next month, see you there :D
we’ve got an iconic All Black lineup for dim sum & drag next month, see you there :D
being suchhhhhhhhhhh a lesbiannnnnn this week & for the foreseeable future beyond that
July 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
being suchhhhhhhhhhh a lesbiannnnnn this week & for the foreseeable future beyond that
locked in for the 2:16 am cleaning the whole house shift ! who wit me !
July 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
locked in for the 2:16 am cleaning the whole house shift ! who wit me !
at the BEACH during PEAK UV w my FAV NOVEL and a GATORADE w RED 40 ! never kys !!!!!!! 🤪☀️🩷🏖️🤩🌊🙂↕️
July 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
at the BEACH during PEAK UV w my FAV NOVEL and a GATORADE w RED 40 ! never kys !!!!!!! 🤪☀️🩷🏖️🤩🌊🙂↕️
and you know what !! i’ll say it !! happy 15 years of one direction to all who celebrate !! i’m personally celebrating !
July 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
and you know what !! i’ll say it !! happy 15 years of one direction to all who celebrate !! i’m personally celebrating !