Discourse Elysium
jordanmp4.bsky.social
Discourse Elysium
@jordanmp4.bsky.social
A normal guy
*gulp* so is there a mr. Direction?
The female magician I hired for my adult birthday party that no one else showed up to: did you just swallow the card?
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Ellie Goulding voice:
So love me labubu
L-l-love me labubu
Touch me labubu
T-t-touch me labubu
24 karat gooooold
August 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I know this is obviously preaching to the choir over here but it really cannot be overstated how much Trumps response to the airline crash is just. So evil.
January 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ever since Trump got sworn in gas pumps have been slower
January 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Asunder has got to be one of the top worst ways to be torn
January 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Accidentally buying caster oil instead of castor but it’s cool cuz now my staff is shiny af
December 27, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I’m 🎶 dreaming 🎵 of a white Jesus
December 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Installing this in the center
December 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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When I finally buy a game that's been on my Steam wishlist for five years because it's 90% off
December 18, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on
October 22, 2024 at 1:29 AM
You’re telling me a squash nutted this butter?
November 30, 2024 at 10:06 PM
What a year it’s been for Green™️
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I’m crying
October 3, 2023 at 3:11 AM