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jordan defilippo
@jordandeadsoon.bsky.social
ahh damn i'm here now
Pinned
inspiring to bomb in a new digital space
don’t ask “for whom the group riffs” for they riff for thee
January 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
crowdwork is the most brechtian act one can commut.
December 20, 2024 at 7:51 PM
(still determining the tone on here) blue sky? 🤭 more like cutie pies 😜 y’all are my friends frr! 🌈
December 4, 2024 at 1:16 AM
trivia question: how many of these people are italian
November 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
House of Gucci (2021)
November 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
smart boyfriend who cheated on you: i know i kissed someone within your sphere of influence…but imagine that sphere were a dodecahedron. pretty neat, huh?
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Ordering the same dish as someone you are dining with is insane. Sitting across from each other with two baked zitis like you're the damn Olsen twins.
November 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
*staring at the sun* the image quality on this is so good
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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wicked movie easter egg #1: if you look closely, you will notice that one of the characters is green.
November 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
wicked movie easter egg #1: if you look closely, you will notice that one of the characters is green.
November 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
just got a new dog! 😁
November 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
the eyes are the windows of the skull.
November 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
sending anthrax to politicians with the betty white stamp as my calling card
The U.S. Postal Service is releasing a new stamp in honor of Betty White.
November 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
November 19, 2024 at 5:54 PM
inspiring to bomb in a new digital space
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 PM
you know the breakfast is gonna be good when the little signs talk like barry lyndon
November 19, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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I am not racist; people just can't take jokes. That being said, the jokes are funny because they are true and accurately reflect what I believe to be the nature of the Polish people.
November 18, 2024 at 2:12 PM
(david byrne voice)
and you may tell yourself, “this was not on my 2024 bingo card”
November 17, 2024 at 4:27 PM
there should be a bluesky for conservative and republican thinkers.
November 17, 2024 at 3:13 PM
this time i'm gonna say whatever i damn this time it's on for sticking it to the man this time i'm saying it and i'm this time i'm gonna be on the right side of this time yeah this time i say what i damn please mothereffing yeah this time i'm saying
November 16, 2024 at 9:17 PM
finally, another platform.
November 16, 2024 at 9:15 PM