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Karl Baird
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Dreamweaver, Leggy Brunette
Aged like milk.
June 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
My pasty Celtic skin tones can’t take anymore of this blistering UK heat, one more day of this ridiculous weather and I’m buying some factor 70+ sun block
April 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Same. I think it’s just hard wired into me. 🤔
I am always polite when using AI. I always say please and thank you. 🤭
I want AI to understand that there is politeness and manners. So when some decide to take over the world, some AI will argue that not everyone is bad. 🖖😁
April 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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"You boy! What tariff is it today?"
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Righto.
March 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
February 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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This !!
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Snoop Dog…
a man in a suit and tie is disappointed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is disappointed
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Tax the billionaires until there are no billionaires anymore and distribute the money amongst the rest of the populace.

We can call it the Anti-Greed Redistribution Plan. Sound good?
January 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
5 days into 2025…
January 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s happening! 🐣
January 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Is it really Christmas without Churros? I mean, they seem to be at every Christmas Market I’ve been to 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 10:05 AM
The absolute state of America right now. Shameful how far they have fallen.
December 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Is it even insomnia when you wake up at 10pm? It seems pretty lame if you ask me.?
December 20, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Sod it, I’m breaking out the craft beers and going Christmas mode. 🎄
December 20, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Good.
December 20, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Hello insomnia, nice to have you pay a visit on my day off. Oh well. 🫤
December 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
It’s that time of the year again. 🎄
December 17, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I can finally watch MOTD again tonight #NUFC
December 14, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Well “Conclave” was an excellent choice of film tonight and beautifully shot.
December 8, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I’m not saying it’s windy, but this is my current view…
December 7, 2024 at 4:01 PM
As someone who’s been an insomniac for most of my life, I might give “Cognitive Shuffling” a go.

www.upworthy.com/sleep-hack-c...
Trouble falling asleep? Doctor shares mental 'card trick' that helps you fall asleep fast.
It's called "cognitive shuffling."
www.upworthy.com
December 7, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I hope this is real.
December 6, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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So like. Who is the Ticketmaster ceo?
December 5, 2024 at 8:33 PM