Jooiiee
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Jag gillar inte datorer. Jag gillar semlor.
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
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Kaffemaskinen gör ett pulserande skrapande ljud samtidigt som belysningen på den pulserar i takt med ljudet när den gör min choklad. Jag förväntar mig nästan att när jag vänder mig om så är jag i Pompeji år 79, eller på ett rymdskepp infesterat med köttätande bugs. Varför står det en ängelstaty här?
a blue tunnel with a light coming out of the end
Alt: Jobbets kaffemaskin, som är större på insidan än utsidan, färdas genom tid och rum i jakten på det perfekta automatkaffet..
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Kaffemaskinen gör ett pulserande skrapande ljud samtidigt som belysningen på den pulserar i takt med ljudet när den gör min choklad. Jag förväntar mig nästan att när jag vänder mig om så är jag i Pompeji år 79, eller på ett rymdskepp infesterat med köttätande bugs. Varför står det en ängelstaty här?
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Are the straights ok? 😬
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Are the straights ok? 😬
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Pick a new picture for your Windows XP account
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Pick a new picture for your Windows XP account
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What is she looking for??
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What is she looking for??
Tänkvärt..... Finns det inte i någon mytologi en känd historia om den lille som kämpar och besegrar den store bjässen?
Swedish foreign minister on the disproportionate amount of Nordic support given to Ukraine, vs rest of NATO.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tänkvärt..... Finns det inte i någon mytologi en känd historia om den lille som kämpar och besegrar den store bjässen?
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Was just reading about the mid-life upgrades of the Finnish F/A-18 hornets and what a great concept.
Be like a fighter jet: get a mid-life upgrade, not a midlife crisis
Be like a fighter jet: get a mid-life upgrade, not a midlife crisis
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Was just reading about the mid-life upgrades of the Finnish F/A-18 hornets and what a great concept.
Be like a fighter jet: get a mid-life upgrade, not a midlife crisis
Be like a fighter jet: get a mid-life upgrade, not a midlife crisis
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Ukraine to purchase 100 Gripens AND 100 Rafale jets 😳
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Ukraine to purchase 100 Gripens AND 100 Rafale jets 😳
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![Comic. [Two people transferring cargo between a dock and a ship on a cart. A box has fallen off of it into the water labeled “EPIRB: Water-Activated Distress Beacons, 1600 ct”] [caption] “Hello, Coast Guard? We’d like to apologize once again for the 1,600 simultaneous false alarms this morning...”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidpifawma7njovmrjjqs75maq6ggimmrbjcfjtwhfejj65veo32pq@jpeg)
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This is Mack. In his head he absolutely crushed this agility course. Who are we to tell him otherwise. 14/10 (TT: adventuresof.mack)
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is Mack. In his head he absolutely crushed this agility course. Who are we to tell him otherwise. 14/10 (TT: adventuresof.mack)
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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![Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifptvo6h6kdpf75j3i443ospzumiii7a3pblah2urjrawmyymh3ga@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)
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@doedkoett.bsky.social den här känns bekant
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
@doedkoett.bsky.social den här känns bekant
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Windows 95 Screensaver – 3D Maze
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Windows 95 Screensaver – 3D Maze
It's here, in och lyssna där ni hittar er musik 🎶
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's here, in och lyssna där ni hittar er musik 🎶
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I just heard a new term I'm going to be using in the future: Slopsplaining:
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
October 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I just heard a new term I'm going to be using in the future: Slopsplaining:
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
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This is Duncan. He's used to being the biggest dog at the vet. But apparently not today. 14/10 for both (TT: animalimaging)
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is Duncan. He's used to being the biggest dog at the vet. But apparently not today. 14/10 for both (TT: animalimaging)
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Lånar den här bilden från @tumadre.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Lånar den här bilden från @tumadre.bsky.social