Michael Jons
@jonsurgi.bsky.social
Iraq & Afghanistan Veteran. Difficult to get along with.
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Michael Jons
@jonsurgi.bsky.social
· Oct 6
Donald Trump is the worst American who ever lived.
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Our legacy media endlessly perpetuates the assumption, for which there is no evidence, that Elon Musk is a comic book super genius inventor. So they never shift to the assumption, for which evidence abounds, that he's just a cheap charlatan sabotaging human progress for his own benefit.
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Our legacy media endlessly perpetuates the assumption, for which there is no evidence, that Elon Musk is a comic book super genius inventor. So they never shift to the assumption, for which evidence abounds, that he's just a cheap charlatan sabotaging human progress for his own benefit.
Everyone in MAGA is evil, including the grandmas and the kindergarten teachers.
February 14, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Everyone in MAGA is evil, including the grandmas and the kindergarten teachers.
I like Halloween too!
WILL HAVE YOUR ASS IN A SLING IF YOU FORGET TO FETCH MY WEIGHTED BLANKET!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I like Halloween too!
They murdered two American citizens in broad daylight, in front of a multitude of witnesses/cameras.
Leavitt: "Operation Metro Surge in Minnesota has been a resounding success"
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
They murdered two American citizens in broad daylight, in front of a multitude of witnesses/cameras.
Maybe Mark Kelly can stop fucking voting to confirm Trump's nominees now?
Breaking: Judge grants Mark Kelly a preliminary injunction against Hegseth, who is reconsidering his rank: "This Court has all it needs to conclude that Defendants have trampled on Sen. Kelly's First Amendment freedoms & threatened the constitutional liberties of millions of military retirees."
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Maybe Mark Kelly can stop fucking voting to confirm Trump's nominees now?
Gaslighting on an Emperor Palpatine level.
Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Gaslighting on an Emperor Palpatine level.
"Yeah, fuck George Washington and Abraham Lincoln! We have the host of Celebrity Apprentice now!"
- Every MAGA Dipshit
- Every MAGA Dipshit
Bondi attacks Democratic members: "I find it interesting that she keeps going after President Trump -- the greatest president in American history. This isn't a circus. She keeps going after Donald Trump. She didn't say how much money she took from Reid Hoffman, did she?"
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
"Yeah, fuck George Washington and Abraham Lincoln! We have the host of Celebrity Apprentice now!"
- Every MAGA Dipshit
- Every MAGA Dipshit
"He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured."
-Donald J. Trump
-Donald J. Trump
Trump: "Connecticut is an extremely corrupt voting place. That's why a guy like Blumenthal can keep getting elected. He admitted he cheated on the war. I went to Vietnam for a couple of days and I spent two more days than he did there. He was never there."
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
"He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured."
-Donald J. Trump
-Donald J. Trump
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It’s odd that the religious right is so upset about a halftime show that celebrated marriage, love, community, small business, hard work, and family. 🤔
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
It’s odd that the religious right is so upset about a halftime show that celebrated marriage, love, community, small business, hard work, and family. 🤔
Not putting this motherfucker in prison for attempting to overturn the 2020 election is the undoing of the United States of America.
Trump: “America’s Elections are Rigged, Stolen, and a Laughingstock all over the World. We are either going to fix them, or we won’t have a Country any longer.
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER ID
2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP TO REGISTER
3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS"
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER ID
2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP TO REGISTER
3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS"
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Not putting this motherfucker in prison for attempting to overturn the 2020 election is the undoing of the United States of America.
All 77 million of them are evil, including the grandmas and the kindergarten teachers.
One of the only things I appreciate about Trump is the way he exposes small-government conservatives and evangelical Christians as being completely full of shit.
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
All 77 million of them are evil, including the grandmas and the kindergarten teachers.
Donald Trump is quite literally the worst American who ever lived.
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. *crowd groans* I know we have some here today. I don't know why they're here, because they certainly don't give us their vote ... they cheat."
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Donald Trump is quite literally the worst American who ever lived.
Conservatives are all so fucking stupid.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Conservatives are all so fucking stupid.
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Remember when MAGA attacked the United States Capitol on live television?
MAGA doesn't.
MAGA doesn't.
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Remember when MAGA attacked the United States Capitol on live television?
MAGA doesn't.
MAGA doesn't.
Conservatives are wiping their asses with the 2nd Amendment for Trump.
MAGA literally stands for nothing.
MAGA literally stands for nothing.
Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
February 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Conservatives are wiping their asses with the 2nd Amendment for Trump.
MAGA literally stands for nothing.
MAGA literally stands for nothing.
Mitt Romney had to hire security to protect his family from MAGA.
Sen. Roger Marshall: "The idea of taking the masks down -- look, we have folks back home that are being doxxed, that are having to hire personal security for their children even."
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Mitt Romney had to hire security to protect his family from MAGA.
People call us doomers for accurately stating that Trump is never going to allow free and fair elections while he's alive.
Trump: "These people were brought to our country to vote, & they vote illegally. The Republicans should say, we should take over the voting in at least 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting. We have states that I won that show I didn't win. You're gonna see something in Georgia"
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
People call us doomers for accurately stating that Trump is never going to allow free and fair elections while he's alive.
"ETTD"
-Rick Wilson
-Rick Wilson
Donald Trump just announced that he's going to demolish the Kennedy Center on the 250th anniversary of the United States: July 4th, 2026.
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
"ETTD"
-Rick Wilson
-Rick Wilson
Enjoy prison, you two murdering traitors.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Enjoy prison, you two murdering traitors.
MAGA attacked the United States Capitol on live television.
Trump: “To all complaining Local Governments, let us know when you are ready, & we will be there — But, before we do so, you must use the word, “PLEASE.” Remember I stated to BEWARE — ICE, Border Patrol or, if necessary, our Military, will be extremely tough in protection of our Federal Property.“
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
MAGA attacked the United States Capitol on live television.
Every. Single. Trump. Supporter. Is. Evil.
the White House's official X account gloats over the arrest of Don Lemon with a chains emoji
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Every. Single. Trump. Supporter. Is. Evil.
"In theater"
I was in theater in Afghanistan. This motherfucker is talking about Minnesota.
I was in theater in Afghanistan. This motherfucker is talking about Minnesota.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
"In theater"
I was in theater in Afghanistan. This motherfucker is talking about Minnesota.
I was in theater in Afghanistan. This motherfucker is talking about Minnesota.
Donald Trump is the worst American who ever lived.
Trump’s reaction to the attack on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar
January 28, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Donald Trump is the worst American who ever lived.
Snake oil salesman selling snake oil.
Trump on drug prices: "This is like hundreds of percent, depending on how you want to calculate it. You could say it's an 80% reduction or you could say it's a 1,000% reduction. You could say whatever you want."
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Snake oil salesman selling snake oil.