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Jon Schafer
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Hello!
Welp, I just lost Whammageddon...thanks to an old episode of @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social.
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy Discounted Candy Day!
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Do pizza rolls count as ravioli?
October 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Can a vegetarian eat a carnivorous plant?
August 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Bartender: We don't serve time travelers here!

Time traveler: *walks into the bar*
August 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
(1/?) I know I make jokes here, but my mind is often anxious and angry these days. Over the climate crisis, over queerphobia, over how those in power are eroding trust in science and trying to silence those trying to make a difference or their voices heard.
July 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
A good name for a band: Late Day Word Salad.
July 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have no clue what the difference between gray and grey is, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Major Danger is the name of my heavy metal prog band.
June 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Voted early in NJ today. Just a reminder that all small actions can lead to big things.
June 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What, exactly, was The Rock cooking?
May 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Your no context phrase of the day: they have a mercury powered toilet.
May 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Your no context sentence of the day: Do burger buns count as lids?
April 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Rush has been one of my favorite bands for ages, and one line that's stuck with me is from their final album "Clockwork Angels," from the song "Caravan:"

"In a world where I feel so small, I can't stop thinking big."
(1/?)
April 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The Most Important Movie Of The 21st Century
YouTube video by Patrick (H) Willems
youtu.be
April 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Things I think about: Why did we decide to eat cereal with milk and not, say, water?
March 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A good name for a vegan restaurant: The Humongous Fungus.
March 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is your yearly Pi Day reminder that cheesecake is pie.
March 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So I'm probably a wide eyed idealist- as corny as it sounds I believe in my fellow man and what we can do. However, there are many days where I'm ashamed of my country. Not just from current events, but from those glorifying its past when we've done so many shameful things. (1/?)
March 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
And another thing: I don't get the appeal of the show Friends. Amongst other things, Ross is a jerk.
February 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I know I don't post much about what what's going on in the world, instead acknowledging that the current administration is trash and then encouraging others to take action. In the age of social media this is weird in my mind- I don't do what I do for internet clout, I do it because it's right.(1/?)
February 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Things I think about: what's the plural of Bigfoot?
February 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
With all the insanity in the current administration, I've been making fairly frequent phone calls to my representative and senators, in addition to writing them via email and signing petitions in hopes of either slowing down or stopping the insanity.
February 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
May you avoid any unnecessary time loops today!
February 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
After yesterday, it's OK to just do what you can, even if it's small. If you can sign petitions, call and write to those in power, great. If you protest, great. If all you do is just try to help those around you, great. The small things aren't much but I hope it all adds up.
January 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM