the hips of a medieval woman
@jonnyswitchcraft.bsky.social
crone like
*vigorously stretches nearby you*
May 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
*vigorously stretches nearby you*
challenge level impossible: don't text my wife i miss her after she's been at work for one hour
March 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
challenge level impossible: don't text my wife i miss her after she's been at work for one hour
it's really comforting when i go into the bathroom and smell a gnarly shit. it makes me feel less alone 😊
March 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
it's really comforting when i go into the bathroom and smell a gnarly shit. it makes me feel less alone 😊
not to be a liberal cuck, but vegetables are actually delicious
March 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
not to be a liberal cuck, but vegetables are actually delicious
just thinking about the time when i was a freshman in high school and i ran cross country. on one of our runs, the senior girls were running right behind me and then i had to fart and it was so big and stinky.
February 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
just thinking about the time when i was a freshman in high school and i ran cross country. on one of our runs, the senior girls were running right behind me and then i had to fart and it was so big and stinky.
i can't believe that when i go to my job i have to work instead of dissociate in the parking lot for 8 hours.
February 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i can't believe that when i go to my job i have to work instead of dissociate in the parking lot for 8 hours.
being an elderly woman is such a slay
February 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
being an elderly woman is such a slay
im actually the complete opposite of a chill guy
February 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
im actually the complete opposite of a chill guy
i love making lil guys
February 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i love making lil guys
nothing beats being chronically online with ur friends
February 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
nothing beats being chronically online with ur friends
worshipping your *wife's* body >>>>>>>>>>>
February 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
worshipping your *wife's* body >>>>>>>>>>>
im just a silly little guy in the body of a large and powerful woman
February 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
im just a silly little guy in the body of a large and powerful woman
i love when a transgender does some of the harshest screams over something stupid like a banjo
February 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i love when a transgender does some of the harshest screams over something stupid like a banjo
i am all that i am
February 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i am all that i am
calming regulation technique: think about doing violence to your oppressors
February 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
calming regulation technique: think about doing violence to your oppressors
i love my wife and kidscore
February 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i love my wife and kidscore
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since you tenderize meat by beating it with a spikey hammer, i wonder if using that same method on billionaires would help them become more tender
February 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
since you tenderize meat by beating it with a spikey hammer, i wonder if using that same method on billionaires would help them become more tender
how do i find sonic mmpreg on this app?
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
how do i find sonic mmpreg on this app?
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If you want to start listening to music, you can train that behavior using rewards. So to start, after listening to 5 minutes of music, give yourself a piece of ham. The next day, give yourself the ham after 7 minutes and build up like this. Eventually you'll be listening for hours, without any ham!
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If you want to start listening to music, you can train that behavior using rewards. So to start, after listening to 5 minutes of music, give yourself a piece of ham. The next day, give yourself the ham after 7 minutes and build up like this. Eventually you'll be listening for hours, without any ham!
god bless lesbian penis and vagina sex
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
god bless lesbian penis and vagina sex
new 2025 goal: become a misandrist
January 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
new 2025 goal: become a misandrist
i always thought i ate a lot of food bc i was hungry. but, according to my therapist, i need all that food to fuel my GIANT brain and INCREDIBLY HIGH IQ.
January 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i always thought i ate a lot of food bc i was hungry. but, according to my therapist, i need all that food to fuel my GIANT brain and INCREDIBLY HIGH IQ.