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A sincere effort, from a diseased mind.

Software Engineer (PHP, Typescript) | Amateur Artist | Tequila Lover
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July 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Woooooooo! I didn't vote for Trump! That means I can say Biden stinks for pardoning his son and none of ya'll bitches can give me any shit about it! :P

JOE BIDEN STINKS!
December 2, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Shadow Generations is on sale and you should get it.

#sonicxshadowgenerations
December 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I should probably get my TMJ looked at but popping my jaw back into place first thing after waking up is literally the most satisfying feeling in the world.
November 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
(TW: Arachnophobia, Me Being Stupid)

The Tale of Spider-Bro.

At the beginning of last spring I noticed a large spiderweb on the driver's side mirror of my car. It had been placed so that the three major "support threads" were two on the mirror, one on the door, and none on the window itself.
November 25, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 11:24 PM