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jondmaas.bsky.social
@jondmaas.bsky.social
Graduated Summa cum laude from The Office Boy And Coffee Shop School Of The Dramatic Arts. I got through Mr. ෴ and I'm here.
Honestly, Melania, there are easier ways to leave him. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/u...
Police Chase Driver Across Southern California Until She Escapes Into Mexico
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I love the fact that a "David Merrick facts for kids" page exists. I hate the fact they do not refer to him as "Mr. Mustache".
kids.kiddle.co/David_Merrick
David Merrick facts for kids
David Merrick facts for kids
kids.kiddle.co
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Is this the Merrily We Roll Along clock?
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Well, we pretty much know Clarence Thomas will support him.

I have yet to understand how any woman, reading the facts of all the women who have accused him of sexual assault over the decades - of which he was found guilty - can support him. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Trump Asks Supreme Court to Overturn Verdict in E. Jean Carroll Case
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You mean anything was off limits before the shutdown? The man is driven by cruelty, and Republicans, the media, and sadly, the Democrats let him get away with it.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
For Trump, Nothing Was Off Limits During the Shutdown
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Tails worn by Fred Astaire in "Shall We Dance", made by Anderson and Sheppard Ltd., Savile Row, 1937. The suit is dark blue because it photographed better on black and white film.
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Happy Birthday, Roger Rathburn, who may have been the biggest flat tire ever for thinking no decent woman has 200 dollars, but is ideal for taking your bags to the Hotel Traymore.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Was Ina hitting the sherry?
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Rudy Giuliani's currently in Little Rock, starring in the Sarah Huckabee Sanders Dinner Theatre production of La Cage, and is complaining he can't find a good cigar anywhere.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Washington is typically an understated town regarding plastic surgery; now we're seeing people who want to look like they had something done."

And they've succeeded beyond their wildest hopes.

www.axios.com/local/washin...
D.C. plastic surgeons see surge in "Mar‑a‑Lago face" requests from Trump insiders
"[They] want to look like they had something done."
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It needs some gold and a chandelier from Home Depot.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Don't ask where the matches are kept.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Auto headlights provide the only illumination on 42nd Street as they try to leave the city during the Great Northeast Blackout, Nov. 9, 1965.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
🎞️🎂Happy Birthday, Claude Rains!
a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''
ALT: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''
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November 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
💃🎭🎞️🎂Happy Birthday to the late, great and much-missed Ann Reinking!
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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He may be old, but he still loves to dig a hole on the beach.. 🥺
September 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
To be fair to the Emperor, it's easy to look dead when RFK Jr talks, and wasn't it tacky for Vance to start measuring the drapes that quickly?

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
A closer look at Trump’s apparent struggles to fight off sleep in the Oval Office
A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that Trump spent nearly 20 minutes battling to keep his eyes open at a recent Oval Office event.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Me.
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
👩‍🎤🎶🎙️🎞️ Happy Birthday, Kay Thompson. Getting bored is not allowed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
🎞️🎬Because it's director Anthony Asquith's birthday, I'm going to watch "Pygmalion" again for the 394th time.
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
We don't talk about the app Mike Johnson and his son use to monitor each other's porn enough.

Would you want your father or son using this on you?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023...
Mike Johnson says in resurfaced video he uses app that helps people ‘quit porn’
House speaker says in clip he and son use Covenant Eyes, which bills itself as a tool that ‘helps you live porn-free with confidence’
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I can't tell you how it pains me to not only agree with Ted Cruz, but to praise him.
www.huffpost.com/entry/ted-cr...
Cruz Says Other Republicans Are Scared To Criticize Tucker Carlson
"Many of them are frightened because he has one hell of a big megaphone," the Texas senator observed.
www.huffpost.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A Light in Very Dark Days: Nancy Pelosi and AIDS www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...
A Light in Very Dark Days: Nancy Pelosi and AIDS
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Sonny and Cher at their home in Encino, California with their 1966 mustangs.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
David Brooks imagining what's in Trump's brain is right up there on my to-do list after learning to eat bugs.
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM