Jonathan Barron
@jonathanbarron.bsky.social
Cat dad, but also a real dad. Movies - Music - Video games. Mostly potty talk 🚽
My favorite thing about using public bathrooms is the little impression of someone's gang name on my ass after sitting on the toilet for too long.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My favorite thing about using public bathrooms is the little impression of someone's gang name on my ass after sitting on the toilet for too long.
The bathroom is my oyster
October 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The bathroom is my oyster
"That was one of the worst shits of my life."
*immediately goes back to drinking ice coffee and eating trash*
*immediately goes back to drinking ice coffee and eating trash*
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"That was one of the worst shits of my life."
*immediately goes back to drinking ice coffee and eating trash*
*immediately goes back to drinking ice coffee and eating trash*
I recently just discovered that people either sit or stand when they wipe. To say I was shocked to find out my method was in the minority would be an understatement. 🤯
May 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I recently just discovered that people either sit or stand when they wipe. To say I was shocked to find out my method was in the minority would be an understatement. 🤯
Now I know what it truly means to fight my demons. 🚽
March 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Now I know what it truly means to fight my demons. 🚽
I'd rather wear wet socks all day than sit on a warm toilet seat for 35 minutes.
January 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'd rather wear wet socks all day than sit on a warm toilet seat for 35 minutes.
How do people feel about toilet lid covers in 2025?
January 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
How do people feel about toilet lid covers in 2025?
Reposted by Jonathan Barron
On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.
January 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.
Feels good to poop on company time again 😌
January 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Feels good to poop on company time again 😌
I think I'm gonna start bringing my own bidet from home to work.
December 12, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I think I'm gonna start bringing my own bidet from home to work.
Reposted by Jonathan Barron
I would like to formally welcome all my new follower(s) to Bluesky. I mostly make fart jokes and potty humor because I literally only use Bluesky while I'm in the bathroom. Anyway, please remove your shoes before you come in and don't get any stains on the shag carpet. 👋🚽
November 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I would like to formally welcome all my new follower(s) to Bluesky. I mostly make fart jokes and potty humor because I literally only use Bluesky while I'm in the bathroom. Anyway, please remove your shoes before you come in and don't get any stains on the shag carpet. 👋🚽
When you're having a rough day and all else fails, there's nothing like a little toilet therapy to make me feel better.
February 29, 2024 at 9:16 PM
When you're having a rough day and all else fails, there's nothing like a little toilet therapy to make me feel better.
It's always a good day whenever your coworkers don't have to use the single stall restroom at the same time as you ☺
February 8, 2024 at 4:26 AM
It's always a good day whenever your coworkers don't have to use the single stall restroom at the same time as you ☺
I would take a warm beer over a warm toilet seat.
This has been another episode of Toilet Talk 🚽
This has been another episode of Toilet Talk 🚽
January 8, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I would take a warm beer over a warm toilet seat.
This has been another episode of Toilet Talk 🚽
This has been another episode of Toilet Talk 🚽
Ever sat on the toilet so long you have to pee again?
Yeah, me neither...
Yeah, me neither...
January 7, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Ever sat on the toilet so long you have to pee again?
Yeah, me neither...
Yeah, me neither...
At this point, the only platform I'm not using is Truth Social.
January 5, 2024 at 1:46 AM
At this point, the only platform I'm not using is Truth Social.
My cats the night before trash day
December 6, 2023 at 3:38 AM
My cats the night before trash day
Reposted by Jonathan Barron
It's so funny watching these don't tread on me dipshits contort their views to whatever they think the powerful wants from them at any given time
December 5, 2023 at 4:53 AM
It's so funny watching these don't tread on me dipshits contort their views to whatever they think the powerful wants from them at any given time
10 games to get to know me (no order)
TLoZ: Ocarina of Time
MGS3: Snake Eater
Red Dead Redemption 2
GoldenEye 007
GTA: Vice City
Silent Hill 2
Hollow Knight
Skyrim
Breath of the Wild
Super Smash Bros
TLoZ: Ocarina of Time
MGS3: Snake Eater
Red Dead Redemption 2
GoldenEye 007
GTA: Vice City
Silent Hill 2
Hollow Knight
Skyrim
Breath of the Wild
Super Smash Bros
10 games to get to know me (no order)
TLoZ: Twilight Princess
TLoZ: The Wind Waker
TLoZ: Ocarina of Time
TLoZ: A Link to the Past
TLoZ: Breath of the Wild
TLoZ: Four Swords Adventure
TLoZ: A Link Between Worlds
TLoZ: Majora's Mask
TLoZ: Tears of the Kingdom
Knack II (2017)
TLoZ: Twilight Princess
TLoZ: The Wind Waker
TLoZ: Ocarina of Time
TLoZ: A Link to the Past
TLoZ: Breath of the Wild
TLoZ: Four Swords Adventure
TLoZ: A Link Between Worlds
TLoZ: Majora's Mask
TLoZ: Tears of the Kingdom
Knack II (2017)
10 games to get to know me (no order)
Ōkami
Mass Effect 2
The Sims
Red Dead Redemption
Yakuza 0
Overwatch
Dishonored
Peggle
Shadow of the Colossus
BioShock
Ōkami
Mass Effect 2
The Sims
Red Dead Redemption
Yakuza 0
Overwatch
Dishonored
Peggle
Shadow of the Colossus
BioShock
December 5, 2023 at 1:59 AM
10 games to get to know me (no order)
TLoZ: Ocarina of Time
MGS3: Snake Eater
Red Dead Redemption 2
GoldenEye 007
GTA: Vice City
Silent Hill 2
Hollow Knight
Skyrim
Breath of the Wild
Super Smash Bros
TLoZ: Ocarina of Time
MGS3: Snake Eater
Red Dead Redemption 2
GoldenEye 007
GTA: Vice City
Silent Hill 2
Hollow Knight
Skyrim
Breath of the Wild
Super Smash Bros