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Joltman
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“I miss when Disney didn’t push an agenda!” 😁

Disney in 1943: GET VACCINATED!
September 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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"every single meal you eat should be perfectly nutritionally balanced and meticulously considered and low calorie-" WRONG

SPICE BAG ATTACK💥💥💥💥💥
May 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The guy at Chipotle noticed my "protect trans kids" shirt today and said "that's what up bro. Kids are kids" and gave me the fattest bowl I've ever gotten. Good day!
May 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A 1AM grilled cheese with lemonade hits like cocaine
May 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Just got laid off for the first time. Very weird vibe. Do not recommend!

Also if you know anywhere with an open spot let a fellow know!
April 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Type shit
April 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Just watched a guy whip a Prius in a rainy intersection. Kinda went hard
April 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Had 2 different strangers approach me and tell me I give off wizard vibes today. Best compliment I will ever receive
March 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
March 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Constantly saying to my coworkers "I'm going pop tarts mode" today and I refuse to explain it to anyone
March 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This bagel gonna hit like crack
March 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Still can't believe this is my job sometimes. Life rocks sometimes
March 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You know you're about to be hit with some bullshit when an IT client hits you with the "good morning! Got a sec?"
March 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yuki enjoying the sun today from her cardboard hoard + bonus toes
March 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Also plz give your IT your passwords if they ask! Fr it's like giving your car to a mechanic with no keys.
why do people lie to their IT pro? don't fuckin tell me you rebooted your computer when i can see you're fuckin lying and it's been up for 44 days, you dipshit.
March 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
gonna start posting my Tekken here i think
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Win dipping in Tekken casuals is so crazy
November 27, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Haven't posted a work Image in a minute, this waz a fun sata port to find
November 26, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Burrito Town
November 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Really enjoying this application so far. I like that they just give me posts about circuit boards and old video games. My 2 favorite things
November 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Bsky hasn't had a Yuki photo yet
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Made pasta today :) was yummy
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 AM
November 20, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Obsessed with this giant heat sync a customer had on their PS5 that was just cooling nothing?
November 18, 2024 at 12:41 PM
November 17, 2024 at 1:30 PM