I heard Dracula has started selling NSFW content...
He's started an OnlyFangs.
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He was always avoiding the stakeholders.
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Bloody Brilliant Dracula Jokes for World Dracula Day
[64278] May 26th is World Dracula Day—sink your teeth into these bloody good jokes that’ll leave you howling with laughter (just not under a full moon)! I work in a factory that makes Dracula figurine...
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May 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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He's started an OnlyFangs.
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Why was Dracula a bad CEO?
He was always avoiding the stakeholders.
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3 vampires are having a competition to prove who's the most vicious vampire amongst them.
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He was always avoiding the stakeholders.
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My wife and her sister fell out on a holiday trip…
The rest of the balloon flight was, however, peaceful!
My friend asked me if I was ready to go to n*dist party
I said, "I was born ready"
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The rest of the balloon flight was, however, peaceful!
My friend asked me if I was ready to go to n*dist party
I said, "I was born ready"
A coma in a sentence can make a huge difference For instance,
“Let’s ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Six-Sid...
Six Side-Splitting Jokes: From Balloon Blunders to Comma Catastrophes
[64276] My wife and her sister fell out on a holiday trip… The rest of the balloon flight was, however, peaceful! My friend asked me if I was ready to go to n*dist party I said, I was born ready A com...
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May 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My wife and her sister fell out on a holiday trip…
The rest of the balloon flight was, however, peaceful!
My friend asked me if I was ready to go to n*dist party
I said, "I was born ready"
A coma in a sentence can make a huge difference For instance,
“Let’s ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Six-Sid...
The rest of the balloon flight was, however, peaceful!
My friend asked me if I was ready to go to n*dist party
I said, "I was born ready"
A coma in a sentence can make a huge difference For instance,
“Let’s ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Six-Sid...
International Dance Day Jokes
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
5678
Why do dancers say 5, 6, 7, 8?
Because the musicians already took 1, 2, 3, 4.
I started taking salsa dancing lessons but just don’t feel like I’m progressing... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Interna...
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
5678
Why do dancers say 5, 6, 7, 8?
Because the musicians already took 1, 2, 3, 4.
I started taking salsa dancing lessons but just don’t feel like I’m progressing... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Interna...
International Dance Day Jokes: Celebrate on April 29th With Some Serious Dancefloor Laughs
[64268] April 29th is International Dance Day—time to move your feet and your funny bone! Celebrate with these dance jokes that have better rhythm than most of us on a Friday night How many dance teac...
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April 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
International Dance Day Jokes
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
5678
Why do dancers say 5, 6, 7, 8?
Because the musicians already took 1, 2, 3, 4.
I started taking salsa dancing lessons but just don’t feel like I’m progressing... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Interna...
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
5678
Why do dancers say 5, 6, 7, 8?
Because the musicians already took 1, 2, 3, 4.
I started taking salsa dancing lessons but just don’t feel like I’m progressing... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Interna...
New Beer’s Eve Jokes
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains
that could have become beer but didn't.
How can you show that you're planning for the future?
Buy 2 cases of beer instead of 1.
Why does Corona go through your system so fast? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-New-Bee...
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains
that could have become beer but didn't.
How can you show that you're planning for the future?
Buy 2 cases of beer instead of 1.
Why does Corona go through your system so fast? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-New-Bee...
New Beer’s Eve Jokes: Kick Off the Brew Before the Big Day
[64259] New Beer’s Eve Beer Jokes: Celebrate on April 6th—the unofficial pre-party to National Beer Day on April 7th—with a frothy collection of witty beer jokes to tickle your funny bone and lift you...
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April 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
New Beer’s Eve Jokes
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains
that could have become beer but didn't.
How can you show that you're planning for the future?
Buy 2 cases of beer instead of 1.
Why does Corona go through your system so fast? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-New-Bee...
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains
that could have become beer but didn't.
How can you show that you're planning for the future?
Buy 2 cases of beer instead of 1.
Why does Corona go through your system so fast? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-New-Bee...
🥕 Carrot Day Jokes
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
It helps them sea better!
Why was the programmer eating carrots?
So that they could C#!
How do carrots pay their bills?
With celery.
Why did the carrot go to therapy?...
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Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
It helps them sea better!
Why was the programmer eating carrots?
So that they could C#!
How do carrots pay their bills?
With celery.
Why did the carrot go to therapy?...
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🥕 Carrot Day Jokes – 10 Crunchy Laughs for April 4th!
[64258] April 4th is International Carrot Day, and we're celebrating the funniest root in the veggie patch! Whether you're a fan of puns or just here for the laughs, these carrot jokes will have you p...
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April 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
🥕 Carrot Day Jokes
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
It helps them sea better!
Why was the programmer eating carrots?
So that they could C#!
How do carrots pay their bills?
With celery.
Why did the carrot go to therapy?...
jokesoftheday.net/joke--Carrot...
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
It helps them sea better!
Why was the programmer eating carrots?
So that they could C#!
How do carrots pay their bills?
With celery.
Why did the carrot go to therapy?...
jokesoftheday.net/joke--Carrot...
Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Jokes
Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly?
Because it felt smothered!
What’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich’s favorite type of music?
Smooth jams.
Why did the PB&J go to therapy? ...
Read more on page: jokesoftheday.net/joke-Peanut-...
Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly?
Because it felt smothered!
What’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich’s favorite type of music?
Smooth jams.
Why did the PB&J go to therapy? ...
Read more on page: jokesoftheday.net/joke-Peanut-...
Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Jokes
[64257] Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day! Celebrate April 2, 2025 with some deliciously nutty jokes: Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly? Because it felt smothered! What’s a pe...
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April 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Jokes
Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly?
Because it felt smothered!
What’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich’s favorite type of music?
Smooth jams.
Why did the PB&J go to therapy? ...
Read more on page: jokesoftheday.net/joke-Peanut-...
Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly?
Because it felt smothered!
What’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich’s favorite type of music?
Smooth jams.
Why did the PB&J go to therapy? ...
Read more on page: jokesoftheday.net/joke-Peanut-...
Sadly my obese parrot just died.
But it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself...
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Great short jokes for mid-week laugh
[64180] Sadly my obese parrot just died. But it's a huge weight off my shoulders. As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself... I really must wash some cups! 9...
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October 30, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Sadly my obese parrot just died.
But it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself...
I really must wash ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Great-s...
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But it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself...
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What did one nut say to the nut it was chasing?
"I'm a cashew!"
Why did the nut go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little nutty.
What do you call a nut that sneezes?
A cashew!
How do you make a ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Nut-Jok...
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"I'm a cashew!"
Why did the nut go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little nutty.
What do you call a nut that sneezes?
A cashew!
How do you make a ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Nut-Jok...
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Nut Jokes, to celebrate National Nut Day
[64169] National Nut Day is celebrated annually on October 22. Celebrate it with some jokes! What did one nut say to the nut it was chasing? I'm a cashew! Why did the nut go to the doctor? It was feel...
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October 22, 2024 at 11:49 AM
What did one nut say to the nut it was chasing?
"I'm a cashew!"
Why did the nut go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little nutty.
What do you call a nut that sneezes?
A cashew!
How do you make a ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Nut-Jok...
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"I'm a cashew!"
Why did the nut go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little nutty.
What do you call a nut that sneezes?
A cashew!
How do you make a ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Nut-Jok...
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I like my coffee like “I like my coffee” jokes.
Not made by me.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
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Not made by me.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
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Coffee Jokes - to celebrate International Coffee Day
[64135] International Coffee Day takes place on October 1, an occasion to celebrate coffee as a beverage and have fund with Coffee Jokes I like my coffee like “I like my coffee” jokes. Not made by me....
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October 1, 2024 at 8:11 AM
I like my coffee like “I like my coffee” jokes.
Not made by me.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
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Not made by me.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
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What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
Why is Friday the thirteenth one of the worst days to get arrested on?
Because the judge will only be in on Monday.
What day do eggs hate most... jokesoftheday.net/joke-22-Frid...
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Monday the whatever.
Why is Friday the thirteenth one of the worst days to get arrested on?
Because the judge will only be in on Monday.
What day do eggs hate most... jokesoftheday.net/joke-22-Frid...
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22 Friday The 13th Jokes
[63703] What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?Monday the whatever. Why is Friday the thirteenth one of the worst days to get arrested on?Because the judge will only be in on Monday. What day do eggs h...
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September 13, 2024 at 7:50 AM
What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
Why is Friday the thirteenth one of the worst days to get arrested on?
Because the judge will only be in on Monday.
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Monday the whatever.
Why is Friday the thirteenth one of the worst days to get arrested on?
Because the judge will only be in on Monday.
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I had a joke about Labor Day...
unfortunately it didn’t work out
Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It really doesn’t work for me.
What’s a laborer’s favorite exercise?
“Work-outs!”
Why do locksmiths work on Labor Day? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Some-sh...
unfortunately it didn’t work out
Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It really doesn’t work for me.
What’s a laborer’s favorite exercise?
“Work-outs!”
Why do locksmiths work on Labor Day? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Some-sh...
Some short Labor Day Jokes
[64094] First Monday in September is Labor Day, enjoy Monday Off. I had a joke about Labor Day... unfortunately it didn’t work out Did you hear the joke about Labor Day? It really doesn’t work for me....
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September 2, 2024 at 8:04 AM
I had a joke about Labor Day...
unfortunately it didn’t work out
Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It really doesn’t work for me.
What’s a laborer’s favorite exercise?
“Work-outs!”
Why do locksmiths work on Labor Day? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Some-sh...
unfortunately it didn’t work out
Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It really doesn’t work for me.
What’s a laborer’s favorite exercise?
“Work-outs!”
Why do locksmiths work on Labor Day? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Some-sh...
Me: You know, since it doesn't have a tail, I'm pretty sure it is actually a hamster.
Tech support: Okay sir. Please right-click your hamster...
It was sad to read that the guy who invented the computer mouse died.
Police suspect witchcraft as everyone ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Quick-F...
Tech support: Okay sir. Please right-click your hamster...
It was sad to read that the guy who invented the computer mouse died.
Police suspect witchcraft as everyone ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Quick-F...
Quick Friday laugh - two short IT jokes
[64092] Me: You know, since it doesn't have a tail, I'm pretty sure it is actually a hamster. Tech support: Okay sir. Please right-click your hamster... It was sad to read that the guy who invented th...
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August 30, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Me: You know, since it doesn't have a tail, I'm pretty sure it is actually a hamster.
Tech support: Okay sir. Please right-click your hamster...
It was sad to read that the guy who invented the computer mouse died.
Police suspect witchcraft as everyone ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Quick-F...
Tech support: Okay sir. Please right-click your hamster...
It was sad to read that the guy who invented the computer mouse died.
Police suspect witchcraft as everyone ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Quick-F...
I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
- Mark Simmons
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- Mark Simmons
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Top 15 jokes of the 2024 Edinburgh Fringe
[64091] I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. - Mark Simmons I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing. It's j...
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August 30, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
- Mark Simmons
I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Top-15-...
#EdinburghFringe #EdinburghFringe2024 #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
- Mark Simmons
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I returned my lizard to the pet store as he wouldn’t stop telling dad jokes.
That’s not a lizard, the store clerk told me.
That’s a stand-up chameleon
I saw a lizard ...
and it became. ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Lizard-...
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Lizard Jokes - to celebrate World Lizard Day
[64073] August 14th is World Lizard Day. Get involved with celebrating World Lizard Day by sharing some Lizard jokes I returned my lizard to the pet store as he wouldn’t stop telling dad jokes. That’s...
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August 14, 2024 at 9:19 AM
I returned my lizard to the pet store as he wouldn’t stop telling dad jokes.
That’s not a lizard, the store clerk told me.
That’s a stand-up chameleon
I saw a lizard ...
and it became. ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Lizard-...
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion,
And also a lifetime ban at the zoo.
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A lion won't golf.
But a Tiger wood.
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And also a lifetime ban at the zoo.
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A lion won't golf.
But a Tiger wood.
What did Spartacus say when the lion ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-18-Lion...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #WorldLionDay
18 Lion Jokes, to Celebrate World Lion Day
[64065] Roaring with Laughter: 18 Lion Jokes to Celebrate World Lion Day on August 10th and Raise Awareness for Their Conservation My grandfather has the heart of a lion, And also a lifetime ban at th...
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August 10, 2024 at 9:26 AM
My grandfather has the heart of a lion,
And also a lifetime ban at the zoo.
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A lion won't golf.
But a Tiger wood.
What did Spartacus say when the lion ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-18-Lion...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #WorldLionDay
And also a lifetime ban at the zoo.
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A lion won't golf.
But a Tiger wood.
What did Spartacus say when the lion ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-18-Lion...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #WorldLionDay
I really enjoy hearing all of the national anthems played at the Olympics.
I love country music
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dancefloor have in common ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Tickle-...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
I love country music
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#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
Tickle Your Tuesday: 11 Hilarious Jokes to Brighten Your Day
[64059] I really enjoy hearing all of the national anthems played at the Olympics. I love country music. In this hot weather, I find the best way to keep cool is to strip off and stand in front of an ...
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August 6, 2024 at 9:13 AM
I really enjoy hearing all of the national anthems played at the Olympics.
I love country music
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dancefloor have in common ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Tickle-...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
I love country music
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#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
I was once served French pancakes in a haunted house…
They gave me the crepes!
What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?
Tony.
I got fired from Pepsi after working there for 20 years...
jokesoftheday.net/joke-10-Fres...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
They gave me the crepes!
What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?
Tony.
I got fired from Pepsi after working there for 20 years...
jokesoftheday.net/joke-10-Fres...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
10 Fresh Jokes for a Midweek Laugh
[64035] I was once served French pancakes in a haunted house… They gave me the crepes! Dentist: That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. Patient: I heard you...
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July 24, 2024 at 8:55 AM
I was once served French pancakes in a haunted house…
They gave me the crepes!
What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?
Tony.
I got fired from Pepsi after working there for 20 years...
jokesoftheday.net/joke-10-Fres...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
They gave me the crepes!
What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?
Tony.
I got fired from Pepsi after working there for 20 years...
jokesoftheday.net/joke-10-Fres...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga …
And 100% of men don’t care.
My sister told me yoga is the best form of exercise in the world.
I said, "that's a bit ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-16-Yoga...
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And 100% of men don’t care.
My sister told me yoga is the best form of exercise in the world.
I said, "that's a bit ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-16-Yoga...
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16 Yoga Jokes - to celebrate International Day of Yoga in 2024
[63986] The International Day of Yoga is a day in recognition of Yoga, that is celebrated across the world annually on June 21. Have some fun with Yoga jokes Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yo...
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June 21, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga …
And 100% of men don’t care.
My sister told me yoga is the best form of exercise in the world.
I said, "that's a bit ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-16-Yoga...
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And 100% of men don’t care.
My sister told me yoga is the best form of exercise in the world.
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What did the dyslexic man order at the Italian restaurant? Tapas.
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.
Did you hear about the plant in Baton ...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #WorldTapasDay jokesoftheday.net/joke-Tapas-J...
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.
Did you hear about the plant in Baton ...
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Tapas Jokes, to celebrate World Tapas Day
[63984] World Tapas Day, observed annually on the third Thursday of June, is an international holiday celebrating the small Spanish Tapa dish that is usually served with drinks. Check out Tapas Jokes ...
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June 20, 2024 at 10:18 AM
What did the dyslexic man order at the Italian restaurant? Tapas.
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.
Did you hear about the plant in Baton ...
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Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.
Did you hear about the plant in Baton ...
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My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food.
Sushi left me.
Q: What is my preferred type of sushi?
A: Payroll.
Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wasabi!
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Sushi left me.
Q: What is my preferred type of sushi?
A: Payroll.
Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wasabi!
Q: What pan is the best ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-25-Sush...
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25 Sushi jokes to celebrate International Sushi Day
[63981] June 18th is International Sushi Day! Have Sushi and some jokes! My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food. Sushi left me. Q: What is my preferred type of sushi? A: Payroll. Q: What ...
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June 18, 2024 at 10:20 AM
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food.
Sushi left me.
Q: What is my preferred type of sushi?
A: Payroll.
Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wasabi!
Q: What pan is the best ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-25-Sush...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #InternationalSushiDay
Sushi left me.
Q: What is my preferred type of sushi?
A: Payroll.
Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wasabi!
Q: What pan is the best ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-25-Sush...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #InternationalSushiDay
Whenever I see the word 'falafel,' I think 'feel awful.'
It's a serious problem... and I falafel about it.
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
Now I falafel.
A man was found dead in a ...
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It's a serious problem... and I falafel about it.
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
Now I falafel.
A man was found dead in a ...
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Falafel jokes - to celebrate International Falafel Day
[63970] June 12 is International Falafel Day. Celebrate it with Falafel Jokes Whenever I see the word 'falafel,' I think 'feel awful.' It's a serious problem... and I falafel about it. I ate a bad veg...
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June 12, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Whenever I see the word 'falafel,' I think 'feel awful.'
It's a serious problem... and I falafel about it.
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
Now I falafel.
A man was found dead in a ...
jokesoftheday.net/joke-Falafel...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #InternationalFalafelDay
It's a serious problem... and I falafel about it.
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
Now I falafel.
A man was found dead in a ...
jokesoftheday.net/joke-Falafel...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #InternationalFalafelDay
25 Running Jokes
Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint?
He kept changing tracks.
How did the Robot break the 400m world record?
There was short circuit!
How did the barber win the ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-25-Runn...
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Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint?
He kept changing tracks.
How did the Robot break the 400m world record?
There was short circuit!
How did the barber win the ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-25-Runn...
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25 Running Jokes - to celebrate Global Running Day
[63959] Every year on the first Wednesday in June, people across the U.S. participate in Global Running Day. Celebrate the occasion with some running jokes to keep the fun in your run! Why did the DJ ...
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June 5, 2024 at 9:23 AM
25 Running Jokes
Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint?
He kept changing tracks.
How did the Robot break the 400m world record?
There was short circuit!
How did the barber win the ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-25-Runn...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #GlobalRunningDay
Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint?
He kept changing tracks.
How did the Robot break the 400m world record?
There was short circuit!
How did the barber win the ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-25-Runn...
#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #GlobalRunningDay
Q: Why are most corgi jokes such bad jokes?
A: Because they’re too short.
Q: What do you call a corgi that is overweight?
A: Low-fat
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A: Because they’re too short.
Q: What do you call a corgi that is overweight?
A: Low-fat
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Corgi Jokes - to celebrate International Corgi Day
[63957] We celebrate International Corgi Day on June the 4th. Get involved in International Corgi Day, tell a Corgi Joke! Q: Why are most corgi jokes such bad jokes? A: Because they’re too short. Q: W...
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June 4, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Q: Why are most corgi jokes such bad jokes?
A: Because they’re too short.
Q: What do you call a corgi that is overweight?
A: Low-fat
Q: Why do corgis react so violently when their food is ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Corgi-J...
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A: Because they’re too short.
Q: What do you call a corgi that is overweight?
A: Low-fat
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Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes?
To get a breath of filtered air.
Why don't vampires like to smoke?
They always end up coffin.
A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the ...
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To get a breath of filtered air.
Why don't vampires like to smoke?
They always end up coffin.
A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the ...
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No Tobacco Day jokes
[63954] The annual World No Tobacco Day campaign (31 May) is an opportunity to raise awareness on the harmful and deadly effects of tobacco use. Raise awareness with these jokes. The bus driver announ...
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May 31, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes?
To get a breath of filtered air.
Why don't vampires like to smoke?
They always end up coffin.
A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the ...
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#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #notobaccoday
To get a breath of filtered air.
Why don't vampires like to smoke?
They always end up coffin.
A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the ...
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#joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #notobaccoday
Why did the soldier bring a ladder to the barbecue?
He wanted to raise the steaks!
What do army guys say when they forget Memorial Day?
Ah, shoot!
What is your favorite Memorial Day tradition?
...
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He wanted to raise the steaks!
What do army guys say when they forget Memorial Day?
Ah, shoot!
What is your favorite Memorial Day tradition?
...
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Memorial Day jokes for 2024
[63948] Observed on the last Monday in May every year, Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States that honors and remembers those who have died while serving in the military. Enjoy these l...
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May 27, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Why did the soldier bring a ladder to the barbecue?
He wanted to raise the steaks!
What do army guys say when they forget Memorial Day?
Ah, shoot!
What is your favorite Memorial Day tradition?
...
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#MemorialDay #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
He wanted to raise the steaks!
What do army guys say when they forget Memorial Day?
Ah, shoot!
What is your favorite Memorial Day tradition?
...
jokesoftheday.net/joke-Memoria...
#MemorialDay #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday