A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit "what is your blood type?"
The rabbit replied "I'm probably a type-o".
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail
But apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
19 and 20 had a fight... 21... 19 was injured, 22.
A young boy asked his father if he could try coffee
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Q: What’s the secret to enjoying a good bottle of wine?
A: Open the bottle to let it breathe. If it looks like it’s not breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth!
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An old woman is sitting at a bar when an older gentleman sits down beside her.
"So," he says, "Do I come here often?"

What is a prize old people can win for aging?
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My son asked if I was named after my dad.
I said, "of course I was, he was born many years before me."

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A plane is flying over the Mediterranean.
A pilots voice comes on And says a terrible thing has happened.
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5 new jokes from the High Plains Comedy Festival
I’m from Texas.
I don’t sound like it – because I learned to read.”
~Usama Siddiquee
I’m polyamorous.
That means I love cats and dogs equally.”
~Mishka Shubaly
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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the ... Minneapolis?
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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers ... The Times are rough
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