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NUGGETS & Broncos & Avs & CSU Lyfer now living in the PNW - Worried about the future of the United States. Pro-Canada in the face of orange fascism. Oh and, long live Kilbey & Pollard 🎶
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Now that we’ve all processed the information of Trump giving other men blowjobs (good for him?), let’s return to the fact he raped children and Putin has blackmail on him that Epstein knew about and likely provided to Russia. Impeachment and arrest now.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Now that we’ve all processed the information of Trump giving other men blowjobs (good for him?), let’s return to the fact he raped children and Putin has blackmail on him that Epstein knew about and likely provided to Russia. Impeachment and arrest now.
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Remembering Lou Reed, who passed away this day in 2013.
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Remembering Lou Reed, who passed away this day in 2013.
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Explain why or why not
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Explain why or why not
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Eric is a Missouri congressman.
He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.
He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Eric is a Missouri congressman.
He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.
He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.
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Step by step instructions for how to finally ditch Spotify:
Tutorial: How to cancel your Spotify subscription
YouTube video by Indivisible
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October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Step by step instructions for how to finally ditch Spotify:
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How was this not called a travel?? Lol
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
How was this not called a travel?? Lol
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Make sure the Kirk statue is a red wine fountain that reads:
"Release the Epstein Files." -- Charlie Kirk, weeks before his assassination by a "lone gunman"
"Release the Epstein Files." -- Charlie Kirk, weeks before his assassination by a "lone gunman"
September 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Make sure the Kirk statue is a red wine fountain that reads:
"Release the Epstein Files." -- Charlie Kirk, weeks before his assassination by a "lone gunman"
"Release the Epstein Files." -- Charlie Kirk, weeks before his assassination by a "lone gunman"
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Republicans have dedicated a Capitol Water Fountain of Charlie Kirk, that ONLY the GOP is allowed to USE
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Republicans have dedicated a Capitol Water Fountain of Charlie Kirk, that ONLY the GOP is allowed to USE
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OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.
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🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
I can't actually believe that this is the thing... One reason why a prison system might want to incarcerate more people
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I can't actually believe that this is the thing... One reason why a prison system might want to incarcerate more people
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Nikola Jokic to Tim Hardaway Jr. to Cam Johnson in the corner for the open 3
New #Nuggets playing seamlessly in the flow of Denver's offense.
New #Nuggets playing seamlessly in the flow of Denver's offense.
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Nikola Jokic to Tim Hardaway Jr. to Cam Johnson in the corner for the open 3
New #Nuggets playing seamlessly in the flow of Denver's offense.
New #Nuggets playing seamlessly in the flow of Denver's offense.
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
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It’s a mental illness
October 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It’s a mental illness
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When will the shutdown end?
If Mike Johnson & his fellow Repubs get their way: Never.
Repubs *hate* the federal government & want to use the treasury (ahem, *our* money we have paid in via income taxes) as their own personal piggie bank.
If Mike Johnson & his fellow Repubs get their way: Never.
Repubs *hate* the federal government & want to use the treasury (ahem, *our* money we have paid in via income taxes) as their own personal piggie bank.
October 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When will the shutdown end?
If Mike Johnson & his fellow Repubs get their way: Never.
Repubs *hate* the federal government & want to use the treasury (ahem, *our* money we have paid in via income taxes) as their own personal piggie bank.
If Mike Johnson & his fellow Repubs get their way: Never.
Repubs *hate* the federal government & want to use the treasury (ahem, *our* money we have paid in via income taxes) as their own personal piggie bank.
Disgusting. Culture of vulturization with apologies to actual vultures.
October 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Disgusting. Culture of vulturization with apologies to actual vultures.