Jojo Chinaski
@jojochinaski.bsky.social
If you burn all your bridges, what are you gonna jump off? 151 year old UK comedian and web content designer
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Jojo Chinaski
@jojochinaski.bsky.social
· Jan 12
I'm a shitposter,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna shitpost harder
I'm a shitposter
I'm gonna make it
I will shitpost
And keep on shitposting
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna shitpost harder
I'm a shitposter
I'm gonna make it
I will shitpost
And keep on shitposting
I told my doctor I've been eating healthy and I started running. He tried to congratulate me but I was already halfway down the road
October 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I told my doctor I've been eating healthy and I started running. He tried to congratulate me but I was already halfway down the road
Severe mental illnesses patients when someone with mild/moderate mental illness tries to relate to going psychotic or being involuntarily hospitalized
September 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Severe mental illnesses patients when someone with mild/moderate mental illness tries to relate to going psychotic or being involuntarily hospitalized
AI isn't stealing my job, I'd like to see a robot try and beat me at selling weed to children
September 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
AI isn't stealing my job, I'd like to see a robot try and beat me at selling weed to children
I fancy people in unions, I think they're striking
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I fancy people in unions, I think they're striking
The trans bathroom debate is inherently misandrist, as it implies that men are dangerous by nature. This perpetuates myths that men are inferior caregivers, partners, and participants in civilised society.
September 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The trans bathroom debate is inherently misandrist, as it implies that men are dangerous by nature. This perpetuates myths that men are inferior caregivers, partners, and participants in civilised society.
It's 2038, your pregnant femboy licks your boot as you're unplugging the crockpot full of MMF threesomes, your friends have turned your weed growing room into a drum and bass rave, goth girls are laughing from the communism room, it's the anniversary of Donald Trump's death and your heart is full
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It's 2038, your pregnant femboy licks your boot as you're unplugging the crockpot full of MMF threesomes, your friends have turned your weed growing room into a drum and bass rave, goth girls are laughing from the communism room, it's the anniversary of Donald Trump's death and your heart is full
They say dress for the job you want, but my employer doesn't appreciate me coming to work dressed as a penguin
September 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
They say dress for the job you want, but my employer doesn't appreciate me coming to work dressed as a penguin
I only have threesomes with autistic men because you KNOW those guys can run a train
August 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I only have threesomes with autistic men because you KNOW those guys can run a train
Better to be a Buddha bummer than a flag shagger
August 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Better to be a Buddha bummer than a flag shagger
Social media is like having a journal that hates you
August 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Social media is like having a journal that hates you
I like the way you work it, LGBT, got to bag it (bag it up girl)
August 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I like the way you work it, LGBT, got to bag it (bag it up girl)
BRISTOL I'm on the late show at the Gaffe for the very first time this Saturday Aug 16, tickets from £6 GET IN www.thegaffecomedyclub.com#e129672
THE GAFFE — BRISTOL'S HOME OF COMEDY
Bristol’s five-star rated comedy club for live stand-up every Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Big laughs, local legends and surprise guests every week.
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August 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
BRISTOL I'm on the late show at the Gaffe for the very first time this Saturday Aug 16, tickets from £6 GET IN www.thegaffecomedyclub.com#e129672
This train is great
August 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This train is great
Maybe the real genocide was the friends we made along the way
August 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Maybe the real genocide was the friends we made along the way
I don't understand people who don't want to learn to meditate - once you get into it it's like free drugs
July 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I don't understand people who don't want to learn to meditate - once you get into it it's like free drugs
In the early 2000s I attended a class at my school about autism.
They explained that autistic people struggled with humour and found it hard to understand jokes.
This summer I am going to Fringe with my autistic friend to see autistic comedians
Sometimes I'm glad I didn't pay attention in school
They explained that autistic people struggled with humour and found it hard to understand jokes.
This summer I am going to Fringe with my autistic friend to see autistic comedians
Sometimes I'm glad I didn't pay attention in school
July 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
In the early 2000s I attended a class at my school about autism.
They explained that autistic people struggled with humour and found it hard to understand jokes.
This summer I am going to Fringe with my autistic friend to see autistic comedians
Sometimes I'm glad I didn't pay attention in school
They explained that autistic people struggled with humour and found it hard to understand jokes.
This summer I am going to Fringe with my autistic friend to see autistic comedians
Sometimes I'm glad I didn't pay attention in school
I think it's good that Disney keep the racist parts of their old cartoons, it's important for racists to know about their heritage
July 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I think it's good that Disney keep the racist parts of their old cartoons, it's important for racists to know about their heritage
I used to miss my ex boyfriend, but now my sight has improved and I have much better aim
July 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I used to miss my ex boyfriend, but now my sight has improved and I have much better aim
The RSPCA's new hard-hitting campaign to get people to stop fondling the seals - in the Bristol suburbs, famously known for its thriving seal population
July 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The RSPCA's new hard-hitting campaign to get people to stop fondling the seals - in the Bristol suburbs, famously known for its thriving seal population
I always wait my turn in line because I'm passionate about queuer rights
June 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I always wait my turn in line because I'm passionate about queuer rights
I come from a long line of dick lovers
June 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I come from a long line of dick lovers
I used to date a vinyl DJ, he had a 12 inch disk
May 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I used to date a vinyl DJ, he had a 12 inch disk
Fulfilled a romantic fantasy last night where I cleaned my man's superficial wounds with a cloth and salty water like we were at the end of an action movie
May 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Fulfilled a romantic fantasy last night where I cleaned my man's superficial wounds with a cloth and salty water like we were at the end of an action movie
Therapy is just the process of realizing you hate your job over and over
May 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Therapy is just the process of realizing you hate your job over and over