John the doctor
@johnthedoctor.bsky.social
Twenty-one heads and only one hat to his name.
I learned how to internet on mefi. (Bartfast, Slarty)
I learned how to internet on mefi. (Bartfast, Slarty)
This tweet is gold. Old White Man doesn’t understand Spanish, or much else, and is terrified about things immediately outside his narrow cone of understanding. And the kickoff rule, always the kickoff rule. Keep yelling at clouds, grandpa, you’ll get em yet.
Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH.
Good god what a child
Good god what a child
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
This tweet is gold. Old White Man doesn’t understand Spanish, or much else, and is terrified about things immediately outside his narrow cone of understanding. And the kickoff rule, always the kickoff rule. Keep yelling at clouds, grandpa, you’ll get em yet.
The days were green, the bunnies weren’t all that bad and the good guys won. So rare for things to turn out the way they ought to.
Good job to the people who tried their hardest and didn’t cheat.
Good job to the people who tried their hardest and didn’t cheat.
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The days were green, the bunnies weren’t all that bad and the good guys won. So rare for things to turn out the way they ought to.
Good job to the people who tried their hardest and didn’t cheat.
Good job to the people who tried their hardest and didn’t cheat.
WOW PUERTO RICANS COOL AS FUCK
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
WOW PUERTO RICANS COOL AS FUCK
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America the beautiful should be the national anthem.
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
America the beautiful should be the national anthem.
The original gum alley was in San Luis Obispo and the 12th Man originated at Texas A & M. Seattle kicks any other American city’s ass all day without having to import cute memes.
Gum Alley,
Seattle, Washington
Considered the second “germiest” spot in the world behind the Blarney Stone
#art #photography #seattle
Seattle, Washington
Considered the second “germiest” spot in the world behind the Blarney Stone
#art #photography #seattle
February 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The original gum alley was in San Luis Obispo and the 12th Man originated at Texas A & M. Seattle kicks any other American city’s ass all day without having to import cute memes.
This is great. And also a shockingly bad way to elect a president. Abolish the electoral college please.
February 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This is great. And also a shockingly bad way to elect a president. Abolish the electoral college please.
An SNL parody of “To Catch a Predator” with only Trump associates…
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
An SNL parody of “To Catch a Predator” with only Trump associates…
My country believes in, protects, and loves children.
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
My country believes in, protects, and loves children.
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In case you don't really have a dog in this fight and haven't decided who to root for yet.
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 PM
In case you don't really have a dog in this fight and haven't decided who to root for yet.
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The latest biennial Client Survey shows that Apple Health continues to earn high marks from clients across WA. Based on 1000+ interviews, results highlight satisfaction with the program, staff courtesy, and ease of accessing support. Learn more: https://loom.ly/9Fq0Ox8
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The latest biennial Client Survey shows that Apple Health continues to earn high marks from clients across WA. Based on 1000+ interviews, results highlight satisfaction with the program, staff courtesy, and ease of accessing support. Learn more: https://loom.ly/9Fq0Ox8
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People aren’t outraged because they were white, it’s because their executions were caught in crystal clear detail from multiple angles on video. We know exactly what that means for the people with brown skin in custody behind closed doors.
January 26, 2026 at 3:42 PM
People aren’t outraged because they were white, it’s because their executions were caught in crystal clear detail from multiple angles on video. We know exactly what that means for the people with brown skin in custody behind closed doors.
“King” is an unnecessarily nice way to put what it is Donald Trump wants to be.
I wish Democrats would start just speaking the truth:
“ICE is killing American citizens in public for exercising their freedom of speech because Donald Trump wants to be a king.
This isn’t about immigration—Trump wants to make it illegal to oppose him, and to stay in power until he dies.”
“ICE is killing American citizens in public for exercising their freedom of speech because Donald Trump wants to be a king.
This isn’t about immigration—Trump wants to make it illegal to oppose him, and to stay in power until he dies.”
January 25, 2026 at 5:35 AM
“King” is an unnecessarily nice way to put what it is Donald Trump wants to be.
Holy shit this thing has just been a shakedown? Give them nothing.
January 25, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Holy shit this thing has just been a shakedown? Give them nothing.
NO NOT A DOMESTIC TERRORIST
NORMAL PERSON WITH REASONABLE POINT OF VIEW DOING NOTHING ILLEGAL
NORMAL PERSON WITH REASONABLE POINT OF VIEW DOING NOTHING ILLEGAL
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
NO NOT A DOMESTIC TERRORIST
NORMAL PERSON WITH REASONABLE POINT OF VIEW DOING NOTHING ILLEGAL
NORMAL PERSON WITH REASONABLE POINT OF VIEW DOING NOTHING ILLEGAL
Somewhere out there Stephen Miller is wondering if he should seek medical attention for the raging hard on he’s had for the last several hours.
January 24, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Somewhere out there Stephen Miller is wondering if he should seek medical attention for the raging hard on he’s had for the last several hours.
The fact that NOT ONE protester has fired back yet is pretty astounding.
It will happen eventually, ICE just has zero restraint and keeps pushing, and frankly these assholes want open warfare. But let’s remember this moment when we were calm and organized and peaceful and they just kept killing.
It will happen eventually, ICE just has zero restraint and keeps pushing, and frankly these assholes want open warfare. But let’s remember this moment when we were calm and organized and peaceful and they just kept killing.
January 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The fact that NOT ONE protester has fired back yet is pretty astounding.
It will happen eventually, ICE just has zero restraint and keeps pushing, and frankly these assholes want open warfare. But let’s remember this moment when we were calm and organized and peaceful and they just kept killing.
It will happen eventually, ICE just has zero restraint and keeps pushing, and frankly these assholes want open warfare. But let’s remember this moment when we were calm and organized and peaceful and they just kept killing.
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The Strib has identified him. Alex Pretti. Another 37-year-old executed for standing up for our immigrant neighbors. For shame.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The Strib has identified him. Alex Pretti. Another 37-year-old executed for standing up for our immigrant neighbors. For shame.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
The major media outlets are utterly failing to describe what’s going on.
By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The major media outlets are utterly failing to describe what’s going on.
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If this is what they do to white American citizens in front of everyone, imagine what happens to non-white people behind closed doors.
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
If this is what they do to white American citizens in front of everyone, imagine what happens to non-white people behind closed doors.
Someone should make adult-sized blue bunny hats and donate all the profits to Liam Ramos. Let’s set this kid up for life.
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Someone should make adult-sized blue bunny hats and donate all the profits to Liam Ramos. Let’s set this kid up for life.