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#Mets fan #Saab fan (RIP) #ArchieLeach fan. Recovering Twitter user
10 yr old CK has island parents who emigrated to "da states" and held on to community by having Soca and Calypso house parties to the wee hours.

In honor of one of those parents, my beautiful mother, who transitioned last night, I'm celebrating 'Family' all day

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September 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
As a Mets fan, I try not to talk about the yanks as there's really nothing in it for me. Not as a Met fan. Not as a baseball fan.

But a "moment of silence" for a reprehensible human who OPENLY and happily sewed seeds of hate and division is a shit move by a shit ownership group.
September 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Kirk's last words were LITERALLY hateful and divisive...

but you can't go on TV and say that he was hateful and divisive?

Hey #MSNBC ...maybe it's your company's wobbly values and lack of integrity that has your viewership in the shitter?
September 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
So, I mighta been high when I thought this, but:

If "till" is supposed to be short for 'until' (as in 'free till 12')...

Why are we adding an extra 'L'?

(nah, I was definitely high...)
September 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Evergreen:

Death
Taxes
The orange idiot embarrassing this country

...and Edwin Diaz giving Kyle Schwarber absolute FITS!

#Mets
#LGM
#LFGM
August 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I second that emotion
August 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Does my old #Mets ❤️ proud to see its newest prospect highlighted by THEE Pitching Ninja.

#LGM
#LFGM
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August 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A childhood crush...

if only because I was afraid of her vicious "dozens" game.

May she rest peacefully with the knowledge that her memory is a blessing to many of us
RIP Danielle Spencer, prayers to her family 🕊💙🙏🏾🥹

IG/Haywood Nelson (Dwayne) #WhatsHappening
August 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
#blacksky

I swear I'm not high...

But I can't be the only one who thinks the funniest lyric in neosoul history is Jill Scott harmonizing

"Griiiiiiitts"??
August 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Imagine the sheer audacity of standing in front of the premier opera singer of our time, armed with that smile, and THAT voice and basically saying:

'Anything you can do...'

I truly hope her soul is at rest..
Belting out opera for fun #TheVoice

Remembering Whitney Houston on her birthday (August 9, 1963 – February 11, 2012) 💙🕊
August 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
As if we're not all gonna do that anyway...

...broke cowardly pr!ck will probably bury himself on one of his properties
Sounds like a plan to me...just wondering who this is...🤣
July 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
So, either his 5+ bankruptcies were strategic, and he was milking those companies for all they were worth before discarding the empty carcasses...OR he truly is as inept as he looks as a businessman.

Either way? You trust him with your future? You believe that much in his bigotry? In yours?
May 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
LEAVE MY GARBAGE CAN ALONE, PUNK!
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity
April 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Let's be real:

If you understood from the DOOR who Pete Hegseth is and ALWAYS has been

(a dude bro who has gotten over his entire life because he's white and male...)

...you CANNOT be surprised this idiot dropped a US combat strategy in a group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Who is "we"?

'Why are you speaking french'?

NOBODY VOTED FOR YOU!!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Go back to the private sector where WE can all get back to ignoring you and your fast, shitty made cars.
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
40 years later, and still as poignant as ever...
Dear Mr. Musk,

What we found out is that each one of us is

1. a brain
2. and an athlete
3. and a basket case
4. a princess
5. and a criminal.

Does that answer your question?
February 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Reposted by CKDexterHaven everywhere else
Nailed this too.
February 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey #BlackSky quick question...

'Breakin' All The Rules'...classic?

I KNOW it's got some problems (as most rom-coms do), BUT:

-Fun and silly AND smart
-Members of the 'black pack'
-nice soundtrack

...so classic, right?

Sleepless night has me doing a rewatch...forgot how much I liked it
January 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
How in the hell can 2025 be spoiled ALREADY??

We just opened this MFer 14 days ago!!!
January 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I like Mr. Hamill and appreciate Ms. Cheney's steadfastness, but they're lying to themselves on this.

The American populace doesn't remember JACK!

How could they? 77Mil of "us" voted this snake back into office.
Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.

You are entitled to your own opinion.

You are not entitled to your own facts.

Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
January 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
🤔 Second time I've heard this sentiment...👇🏾was the first. Movies, man...movies
January 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Frustrating to watch unfold: The #mets & Pete doing the same dance as the Mets & Conforto did a few years ago.

Pete's off year doesn't warrant a max deal. It simply doesn't, and that's not just a Mets thing. As evident by him still being a FA.

A $30Mil AAV is respectable, and an opt out gives 1/2
December 29, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Kid's a Met. He seems to honestly want to stay with the #Mets. But my suspicion is that the Mets are going to wait to see what Soto does at the #WinterMeetings before committing to an earnest pursuit of Pete.

Which kinda sucks. Either they lose Pete, or offend him.
Happy Birthday, Pete! 🐻‍❄️🥳
December 8, 2024 at 3:28 PM
...and there's your 'reclamation project with upside'.

GMs LOVE these! Because when one pans out, they look like geniuses.

Giving Holmes the opportunity doesn't make up for the #Mets, never doing it for Lugo, but it's a solid move.

Senga
Petersen
Blackburn
Holmes
Montas

Megill
Butto

🤔

IDK...
The Mets are in agreement with Clay Holmes on a 3-year deal, per Joel Sherman.

Jeff Passan is reporting the Mets plan to use Holmes as a starter.
December 7, 2024 at 10:02 AM