John Red Beard
johnredbeard.bsky.social
John Red Beard
@johnredbeard.bsky.social
He/him/whatever, so-so artist, all around dork
I have long legs and depression. Get outta my way! 🤣😢
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
One time I woke up from a dream and wrote a note on my phone that said, “Banana nut (turn off the cops)”

I have no idea. 🤷‍♂️
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Puzzle #881
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Perfect game! 🎉🎉🎉
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Puzzle #874
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November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I made some signs to attract trick-or-treaters
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Puzzle #873
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This was a fun one!
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
La-boo-boo
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I vacillate wildly between, “Must draw faster!! Why are you so slow!!!” and “What are you rushing for? A drawing takes as long as it takes, man.”
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“… researchers warn that the process of crawling the web for any and all data may not actually produce better results for LLMs, as the volume of information does not equate to quality. They suggest more careful curation could be necessary…”

That’s what I’ve been saying all along!
Clickbait Gives AI Models 'Brain Rot,' Researchers Find
Brain rot doesn't require a brain, just this one simple trick.
gizmodo.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
#1: Utahraptor
#2: Parasaurolophus
#3: Quetzalcoatlus (I know it’s not technically a dinosaur)
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October 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Her previous owner didn’t brush her (Not his fault. His health was failing), but now that I’ve had her for a few months and been brushing her regularly, her fur is soft and luxurious.
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Finally got around to watching Superman. I’m not usually much of a fan of the character, but this is a Superman I can care about.
October 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Preach!
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Puzzle #852
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It’s been… one week since I started this streak…
October 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Puzzle #845
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Time to start a new streak!
October 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m fond of saying that my sign is Fiji Mermaid, because I’m a fish (pisces) in western astrology and a monkey in eastern astrology.
October 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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First mistake in weeks! 🤦‍♂️
September 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
She likes her new bed. And she’s sleeping directly on top of her new toy.
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Deep fried California rolls may not be authentically Japanese, but they are authentically delicious.
September 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Does anyone else pronounce it “Blues guy” or are you normal?
September 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
She likes the weekends because I don’t have to go to work, so she can get some morning cuddles.
September 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My #brightspot today is that weather has started to feel like #fall. My happy season has begun.
September 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM