John Q. Martin [He | Him | His]
@johnqm.bsky.social
Doing data things down on the farm.
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Join me for a full-day Pre-Con at the PASS Data Community Summit, where I'll walk you through real-world performance challenges and solutions. Gain insights on optimizing SQL Server, Azure SQL, and AWS RDS/EC2 for enhanced efficiency and costs. Register passdatacommunitysummit.com
July 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Join me for a full-day Pre-Con at the PASS Data Community Summit, where I'll walk you through real-world performance challenges and solutions. Gain insights on optimizing SQL Server, Azure SQL, and AWS RDS/EC2 for enhanced efficiency and costs. Register passdatacommunitysummit.com
Dog.exe has crashed… had a busy day project managing the splitting of firewood on the farm.
August 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Dog.exe has crashed… had a busy day project managing the splitting of firewood on the farm.
Another addition to the household, little chap turned up starving in the farmyard on Saturday. Can’t be any more than 3 months old and loved his fuss, this makes me think that he was dumped, we are lucky he made it to us. I despise people who dump animals.
August 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Another addition to the household, little chap turned up starving in the farmyard on Saturday. Can’t be any more than 3 months old and loved his fuss, this makes me think that he was dumped, we are lucky he made it to us. I despise people who dump animals.
Had a hammock full of kittens to contend with in the morning. They are missing my wife who has been away for for a couple of days.
July 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Had a hammock full of kittens to contend with in the morning. They are missing my wife who has been away for for a couple of days.
My wife is taking part in a 5K assault course this weekend to raise money for @cancerresearchuk.org it would be great if anyone could add some support for her fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/stephs-...
Steph's Race for Life
Cancer is happening right now, which is why I'm taking part in a Race for Life Pretty Muddy to raise money and save lives.
1 in 2 people will be diagnosed with cancer in their lifetime. Every single ...
fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org
July 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My wife is taking part in a 5K assault course this weekend to raise money for @cancerresearchuk.org it would be great if anyone could add some support for her fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/stephs-...
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Very pleased with my new badge. I was going to get a cuter one but felt this one better channeled the “not today, Satan” vibe I was going for. 🌈
March 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Very pleased with my new badge. I was going to get a cuter one but felt this one better channeled the “not today, Satan” vibe I was going for. 🌈
Had an epic evening watching Napalm Death, Crowbar, Full of Hell, and Brat. Always a stormer when Napalm cover Nazi Punks Fuck Off! 🤘🤘🤘✊
March 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Had an epic evening watching Napalm Death, Crowbar, Full of Hell, and Brat. Always a stormer when Napalm cover Nazi Punks Fuck Off! 🤘🤘🤘✊
Has to get a tooth removed today, this simple procedure is something that has terrified me since I had a terrible experience as a ten year old. Glad it has sorted the issue but not something that I want to repeat.
March 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Has to get a tooth removed today, this simple procedure is something that has terrified me since I had a terrible experience as a ten year old. Glad it has sorted the issue but not something that I want to repeat.
Thanks to everyone who came to my session today at #SqlKonferenz. Session materials will be sent out by the event team soon.
February 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Thanks to everyone who came to my session today at #SqlKonferenz. Session materials will be sent out by the event team soon.
It really blows my mind the number of people who will have sensitive calls and leave laptops/bags unattended in airport lounges. 😬
February 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It really blows my mind the number of people who will have sensitive calls and leave laptops/bags unattended in airport lounges. 😬
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Current Status…
February 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Current Status…
Keeping my hands warm with my #FabricFebruary mittens while taking the dog for a walk 😀
February 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Keeping my hands warm with my #FabricFebruary mittens while taking the dog for a walk 😀
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🚀 The tickets are flyyying out for our Training Days🚀 Make sure you move quickly if you want to secure your spot #FabFebFriends! 💚
Tickets: fabricfebruary.com/tickets
Tickets: fabricfebruary.com/tickets
January 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
🚀 The tickets are flyyying out for our Training Days🚀 Make sure you move quickly if you want to secure your spot #FabFebFriends! 💚
Tickets: fabricfebruary.com/tickets
Tickets: fabricfebruary.com/tickets
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🚨 Call for Speakers is OPEN! 🚨
Want to share your expertise at #DataRelay? Submit your session proposal by Feb 12 for events in:
📍 Leeds (Apr 29)
📍 Birmingham (Apr 30)
📍 Bristol (May 1)
👉 Submit on @sessionize.com sessionize.com/data-relay-2...!
#DataCommunity
Want to share your expertise at #DataRelay? Submit your session proposal by Feb 12 for events in:
📍 Leeds (Apr 29)
📍 Birmingham (Apr 30)
📍 Bristol (May 1)
👉 Submit on @sessionize.com sessionize.com/data-relay-2...!
#DataCommunity
January 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
🚨 Call for Speakers is OPEN! 🚨
Want to share your expertise at #DataRelay? Submit your session proposal by Feb 12 for events in:
📍 Leeds (Apr 29)
📍 Birmingham (Apr 30)
📍 Bristol (May 1)
👉 Submit on @sessionize.com sessionize.com/data-relay-2...!
#DataCommunity
Want to share your expertise at #DataRelay? Submit your session proposal by Feb 12 for events in:
📍 Leeds (Apr 29)
📍 Birmingham (Apr 30)
📍 Bristol (May 1)
👉 Submit on @sessionize.com sessionize.com/data-relay-2...!
#DataCommunity
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My brand new LinkedIn Learning course is out today! It's much broader than my previous courses but will give you (imo) a great view into the data management life cycle!
www.linkedin.com/learning/dat...
#data #azure #training #datamanagement #azure #fabric #sql
www.linkedin.com/learning/dat...
#data #azure #training #datamanagement #azure #fabric #sql
Data Management Essential Training Online Class | LinkedIn Learning, formerly Lynda.com
Develop the skills required to effectively manage data for your organization.
www.linkedin.com
January 8, 2025 at 8:44 AM
My brand new LinkedIn Learning course is out today! It's much broader than my previous courses but will give you (imo) a great view into the data management life cycle!
www.linkedin.com/learning/dat...
#data #azure #training #datamanagement #azure #fabric #sql
www.linkedin.com/learning/dat...
#data #azure #training #datamanagement #azure #fabric #sql
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Call for speakers: SQLBits 2025 - General Sessions - https://us7.campaign-archive.com/?u=b8db1e2ab2a0ee1aa69c8bb27&id=4317cc943b
December 17, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Call for speakers: SQLBits 2025 - General Sessions - https://us7.campaign-archive.com/?u=b8db1e2ab2a0ee1aa69c8bb27&id=4317cc943b
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🎙️ SQLBits 2025 call for speakers is live!
Don't miss the chance to present at one of the biggest data events of the year. Join us at the ExCel, London, June 18-21, 2025.
Submit your session today!🥳 #SQLBits2025
sqlbits.com/speak/
Don't miss the chance to present at one of the biggest data events of the year. Join us at the ExCel, London, June 18-21, 2025.
Submit your session today!🥳 #SQLBits2025
sqlbits.com/speak/
December 17, 2024 at 1:41 PM
🎙️ SQLBits 2025 call for speakers is live!
Don't miss the chance to present at one of the biggest data events of the year. Join us at the ExCel, London, June 18-21, 2025.
Submit your session today!🥳 #SQLBits2025
sqlbits.com/speak/
Don't miss the chance to present at one of the biggest data events of the year. Join us at the ExCel, London, June 18-21, 2025.
Submit your session today!🥳 #SQLBits2025
sqlbits.com/speak/
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Time to channel my network.
My current contract expires at the end of the month. So I am looking for new opportunities. Do you know anyone who can use a very experienced #SQLServer developer, specialized in query tuning? Please reach out!
Reposts appreciated. #OpenToWork
My current contract expires at the end of the month. So I am looking for new opportunities. Do you know anyone who can use a very experienced #SQLServer developer, specialized in query tuning? Please reach out!
Reposts appreciated. #OpenToWork
December 17, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Time to channel my network.
My current contract expires at the end of the month. So I am looking for new opportunities. Do you know anyone who can use a very experienced #SQLServer developer, specialized in query tuning? Please reach out!
Reposts appreciated. #OpenToWork
My current contract expires at the end of the month. So I am looking for new opportunities. Do you know anyone who can use a very experienced #SQLServer developer, specialized in query tuning? Please reach out!
Reposts appreciated. #OpenToWork
Just binged on seven episodes of Arcane and finished the series. Very impressed, it has to be in my top 5 in combination with series one. 😀
November 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Just binged on seven episodes of Arcane and finished the series. Very impressed, it has to be in my top 5 in combination with series one. 😀
Just sitting down to the first episode of Arcane season two, really enjoyed the first one.
November 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Just sitting down to the first episode of Arcane season two, really enjoyed the first one.
Barry Smart talking about #MicrosoftFabric and #DataMesh at tonight’s Aberdeen Data Platform and Cloud meeting.
November 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Barry Smart talking about #MicrosoftFabric and #DataMesh at tonight’s Aberdeen Data Platform and Cloud meeting.
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Welp that’s 5k. In 1.5 years I reached more followers than I did in 11 years on Twitter. Very grateful to be able to thrive here as an artist 💜
November 16, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Welp that’s 5k. In 1.5 years I reached more followers than I did in 11 years on Twitter. Very grateful to be able to thrive here as an artist 💜