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John Wagner
@johnpigeon.bsky.social
Geek, reader, occasional runner, Criterion addict. Thinks the 90s was 5 years ago, and Gene Roddenberry’s future is an election or two away. 🖖 Liberty/Lunar Owls/Yankees/Vikings
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
#NCAAWBB is back, and the chasm left when the #WNBA Finals ended is filled. This is like going a month without pizza.
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November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They think they’re horses. #PigeonSky
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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I know I could get into trouble for posting the Antifa battle flag, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
That #WNBAFinals could have been an email.
October 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What this Finals could use is a Bird & Taurasi Show… #WNBAFinals
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October 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Safe to say Ryan & Rebecca are pulling for the home team. #WNBA #PHXvsMIN
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September 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You know who could be knocking down some of those threes? Marine Johannès. #WNBA #NYLiberty
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September 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
At the risk of being the “Gen X knows best” guy, if this was the extent of your gaming immersion, you’re probably not the assassin type. 😜
September 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Well, I guess the Sun won’t be playing spoiler tonight. 🤪 #WNBA
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September 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.:
September 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Batman & Robin.
Griner & Paopao.
Williams & Fernandez.
Same vibe. #USOpen #WomensTennis
September 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Next logical move would be for the Wings to trade Paige Bueckers to the Liberty for a 29th pick in the 2027 Draft, along with one of Ellie’s tiaras. 🤪 #WNBA #LOLDallas
August 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
LOL Ros Gold-Onwude openly co-signing players beating the living crap out of one another. 😜 #WNBA #CONvsNYL
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August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You know things are tough in Dallas when the other team goes up by 12 with 8 minutes left, and the announcer says “Dagger!” 🥸 #WNBA #GSVvsDAL
August 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Noticing that Paige is kind of a BS artist when the whistle blows… #WNBA #GSVvsDAL
August 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
#Liberty silver lining: they held Atlanta to under 80! #WNBA 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
August 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Atlanta crowd chanting “DEFENSE!” with a 24-point lead is something else. #WNBA #NYLvsATL
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August 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh, this is the Hold My Beer of Liberty disaster games. 😬 #NYLvsATL #WNBA
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August 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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album covers but with muppets: thread
August 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
#WNBALeaguePass Torment Du Jour: having to relive yesterday’s Liberty loss every halftime today. 😭
August 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Hats off to the entire crowd at #INDvsCON today. Huge energy on both sides of the ball. Indy fans get props for sticking it out in a game CC isn’t attending. Connecticut fans get props for just hanging on, trying to see 2 wins in a row for the first time all year. #WNBA
August 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
MORAL CONFLICT: Sophie exits the game, and I’m like… #WNBA #INDvsCON
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August 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Somehow, making a game of this loss doesn’t offer much comfort. 😬 #WNBA #Liberty
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August 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM