Johnny
@johnnyynnhoj.bsky.social
chaos magician, chatbot coder, erotica author
Me quitting therapy like
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Me quitting therapy like
Had a dream about a dog's paw with a severed toe, it upset me and I said in the dream a few times, 'oh no, they took her beans!' Thought nothing of it until hours later I find out my sister in law's dog had to have a toe removed today due to an attack. The dog's name is Beans.
October 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Had a dream about a dog's paw with a severed toe, it upset me and I said in the dream a few times, 'oh no, they took her beans!' Thought nothing of it until hours later I find out my sister in law's dog had to have a toe removed today due to an attack. The dog's name is Beans.
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"Bluesky is a liberal echo chamber" is the dumbest possible response to people leaving X. We simply don't want to hear from bigots & racists & trolls anymore. That's not an echo chamber; that's what a proper society should be.
April 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'm pretty sure they're just manipulating the market for personal gain at this point. Announce tariffs to buy low, pause them to sell high.. rinse repeat. The art of the steal
April 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm pretty sure they're just manipulating the market for personal gain at this point. Announce tariffs to buy low, pause them to sell high.. rinse repeat. The art of the steal
Can you practice a chant that calls on a entity without it feeling like you're playing ding dong ditch? Like sorry mr eldritch horror, I'm a little autistic and love sounding these weird words out. I sure hope you don't mind if I chant this stuff fifty more times!
April 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Can you practice a chant that calls on a entity without it feeling like you're playing ding dong ditch? Like sorry mr eldritch horror, I'm a little autistic and love sounding these weird words out. I sure hope you don't mind if I chant this stuff fifty more times!
Wife: "That's weird.. that looks like.."
Me, turning my head to see what she's looking at and for a second I thought I saw the shadow of a child's head duck into a bedroom.
Wife: "Huh.. I swore I saw someone no taller than the book shelf standing there."
Me, "I think you did" 👻👀
Me, turning my head to see what she's looking at and for a second I thought I saw the shadow of a child's head duck into a bedroom.
Wife: "Huh.. I swore I saw someone no taller than the book shelf standing there."
Me, "I think you did" 👻👀
March 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Wife: "That's weird.. that looks like.."
Me, turning my head to see what she's looking at and for a second I thought I saw the shadow of a child's head duck into a bedroom.
Wife: "Huh.. I swore I saw someone no taller than the book shelf standing there."
Me, "I think you did" 👻👀
Me, turning my head to see what she's looking at and for a second I thought I saw the shadow of a child's head duck into a bedroom.
Wife: "Huh.. I swore I saw someone no taller than the book shelf standing there."
Me, "I think you did" 👻👀
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Pay attention, America.
February 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Pay attention, America.
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Best case scenario is they're going to weaponize the IRS against their enemies. The most likely scenario is these idiots cause a data breech and hackers end up with every American's bank account numbers.
BREAKING WAPO:
Elon Musk's DOGE is seeking access to a heavily-guarded IRS system that includes detailed financial information about every taxpayer, business, and nonprofit in the country — sparking alarm within the tax agency. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Elon Musk's DOGE is seeking access to a heavily-guarded IRS system that includes detailed financial information about every taxpayer, business, and nonprofit in the country — sparking alarm within the tax agency. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Musk’s DOGE seeks access to personal taxpayer data, raising alarm at IRS
Musk’s DOGE seeks access to personal taxpayer data at IRS
www.washingtonpost.com
February 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Best case scenario is they're going to weaponize the IRS against their enemies. The most likely scenario is these idiots cause a data breech and hackers end up with every American's bank account numbers.
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Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
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Remember everyone, Juggalo makeup and reflective tape thwart recognition cameras.
February 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Remember everyone, Juggalo makeup and reflective tape thwart recognition cameras.
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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
February 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
I'm in the process of ditching FB entirely but.. it's a process when messenger is your fams way of communicating. I feel the need to get off of it even stronger now though as I'm getting a bunch of sponsored liberal hate ADs/memes from pages/groups I don't follow. FB is trying to normalize this shit
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm in the process of ditching FB entirely but.. it's a process when messenger is your fams way of communicating. I feel the need to get off of it even stronger now though as I'm getting a bunch of sponsored liberal hate ADs/memes from pages/groups I don't follow. FB is trying to normalize this shit
Concept: Your estranged relative is a Trumper who only changes their mind about Trump now just to be accepted around your family again, besides their guy won so whatev (attitude). Only the damage is done and the world is trash now thanks to them. Give them a pass and welcome them back? Aye or nay?
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Concept: Your estranged relative is a Trumper who only changes their mind about Trump now just to be accepted around your family again, besides their guy won so whatev (attitude). Only the damage is done and the world is trash now thanks to them. Give them a pass and welcome them back? Aye or nay?
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
2 insurrections, same President.
My trumpin' mother just had the nerve to cry to me about my kid not having a relationship with her. I told her, "My kid is trans and knows that you're lost in the Trump sauce, he ain't gonna trust his grandma who's hurting him with what she advocates for. You're not a safe family member."
February 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My trumpin' mother just had the nerve to cry to me about my kid not having a relationship with her. I told her, "My kid is trans and knows that you're lost in the Trump sauce, he ain't gonna trust his grandma who's hurting him with what she advocates for. You're not a safe family member."
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This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help
February 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help
This dude I know is a gay married Trump supporter. He tells me how happy he is Trump got rid of DEI then the conversation somehow changes to him being a paralegal but he doesn’t do that anymore cause he can’t get a job in town. I asked “why not?” “Cause of my age” “Sounds like you need DEI.”
sigh
sigh
January 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This dude I know is a gay married Trump supporter. He tells me how happy he is Trump got rid of DEI then the conversation somehow changes to him being a paralegal but he doesn’t do that anymore cause he can’t get a job in town. I asked “why not?” “Cause of my age” “Sounds like you need DEI.”
sigh
sigh