Johnny Topside 20
@johnnytopside20.bsky.social
Fanfic writer and occasional user of AI
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The Big In Progress Writing Status Master List Entry!
So there's gotta be a more high tech modern way to do this, but fuck it! We're doing things the Jack Palance way, this'll be like a corkboard for what fics I'm working on and might ever conceivably w...
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So on the off chance ya follow me for fanfics or even think ya might be into them I wrote up a big master list of everything I'm working on and conceivably might. I'm out there as Johnny-Topside on adult fanfic and johnny_topside on archive of our own
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Bitchin'. Admit it, if you're old enough, you thought Short Circuit 2 was cool at the time. I'll level with you, and date myself here, I was still a year out from figuring out girls. I like doing something different with her hair, it works, and thats plating, not skin, you gotta look close!
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Bitchin'. Admit it, if you're old enough, you thought Short Circuit 2 was cool at the time. I'll level with you, and date myself here, I was still a year out from figuring out girls. I like doing something different with her hair, it works, and thats plating, not skin, you gotta look close!
If I shared the details of my home life with you, you'd understand exactly why I'm sick ALL the time, but trust me, you know too much as it is. I can tell this is something new on top of the vestiges of whatever I just started to get over
a man and a woman are sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table in a restaurant .
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February 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If I shared the details of my home life with you, you'd understand exactly why I'm sick ALL the time, but trust me, you know too much as it is. I can tell this is something new on top of the vestiges of whatever I just started to get over
Ok, swear I'm done, but this is more along the lines of what I was going for. She's too good for him! He deserves a Pentium II!
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Ok, swear I'm done, but this is more along the lines of what I was going for. She's too good for him! He deserves a Pentium II!
Besides having a soft spot for the design, I came up with it all the way back in 2003 odd, great thing about Lithia is I can get away with alot more with you know who since there's technically (har) no nipply bits. Don't screw with the AI! I don't ship them but its just funnier, he's a kept man
February 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Besides having a soft spot for the design, I came up with it all the way back in 2003 odd, great thing about Lithia is I can get away with alot more with you know who since there's technically (har) no nipply bits. Don't screw with the AI! I don't ship them but its just funnier, he's a kept man
And now a short musical interlude:
That chain of broken hearts
They all belong to me
Magic runs through my fingers
One touch - you'll see
L.O.V.E
All I need's my love machine, oh
L.O.V.E
All I need's my love machine, oh
That chain of broken hearts
They all belong to me
Magic runs through my fingers
One touch - you'll see
L.O.V.E
All I need's my love machine, oh
L.O.V.E
All I need's my love machine, oh
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
And now a short musical interlude:
That chain of broken hearts
They all belong to me
Magic runs through my fingers
One touch - you'll see
L.O.V.E
All I need's my love machine, oh
L.O.V.E
All I need's my love machine, oh
That chain of broken hearts
They all belong to me
Magic runs through my fingers
One touch - you'll see
L.O.V.E
All I need's my love machine, oh
L.O.V.E
All I need's my love machine, oh
Its just one of those days/weeks. Oh, pro tip, I would do this if you're gonna in the next 3 hours, if you're taking your old lady (or WHATEVER) out for Valentines, you better make reservations now. You're going to have extra crowds with it falling on a Saturday. CONT.
a woman with purple hair is holding a bouquet of pink roses in her hand
ALT: a woman with purple hair is holding a bouquet of pink roses in her hand
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February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Its just one of those days/weeks. Oh, pro tip, I would do this if you're gonna in the next 3 hours, if you're taking your old lady (or WHATEVER) out for Valentines, you better make reservations now. You're going to have extra crowds with it falling on a Saturday. CONT.
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I mean, hey, he balances my checkbook, I think we should listen to him.
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I mean, hey, he balances my checkbook, I think we should listen to him.
This would be SFW with undertones. You may be interested from a writing perspective. I'm NOT bragging, but plotting is Rainman easy for me. I can't do it on command with anything/anyone mind you, but generally if it pops, its quick and complete
johnny-topside9.livejournal.com/137376.html
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Her Best Work in Red prequel? Oh and a pic.
Edit: Actually I think I've got a handle on it. It doesn't need snu snu, it doesn't need a final boss, there's PLENTY here for a standalone chapter. I'll pass on two writing tips: For me, answerin...
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February 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
This would be SFW with undertones. You may be interested from a writing perspective. I'm NOT bragging, but plotting is Rainman easy for me. I can't do it on command with anything/anyone mind you, but generally if it pops, its quick and complete
johnny-topside9.livejournal.com/137376.html
johnny-topside9.livejournal.com/137376.html
Ingun Black-Briar from Skyim. Her eyes oughta be more a green/hazel, but hey, very little of her out there even after I commissioned some. The problem with the Skyrim modding community is they insist on making everyone look like a generic anime girl, which is the same as AI most days.
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Ingun Black-Briar from Skyim. Her eyes oughta be more a green/hazel, but hey, very little of her out there even after I commissioned some. The problem with the Skyrim modding community is they insist on making everyone look like a generic anime girl, which is the same as AI most days.
I do this stuff not just to be a perv but when action scenes don't pan out I can always fall back on cheesecake. Canonically, they're impressive so I don't have to fight AI's tendency to give out d-cups. Its all of it in the eyebrows and eyes, Hanna should just naturally be someone you're scared of
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I do this stuff not just to be a perv but when action scenes don't pan out I can always fall back on cheesecake. Canonically, they're impressive so I don't have to fight AI's tendency to give out d-cups. Its all of it in the eyebrows and eyes, Hanna should just naturally be someone you're scared of
I'm working on the last 15% or so of chapter 3, its funny how Hungry/Hungary Hanna's nick started as a cheap laugh and ballooned into this out of left field soap opera. I use refs to get face/hair and style but the pics come out so much better if you tell it a story vs just giving it brute details
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I'm working on the last 15% or so of chapter 3, its funny how Hungry/Hungary Hanna's nick started as a cheap laugh and ballooned into this out of left field soap opera. I use refs to get face/hair and style but the pics come out so much better if you tell it a story vs just giving it brute details
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Artist! Quote with your fanart!!
(I'm in a boobular mood today)
(I'm in a boobular mood today)
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Artist! Quote with your fanart!!
(I'm in a boobular mood today)
(I'm in a boobular mood today)
I drove myself crazy trying to get a pic of Hanna turning Johnny in in Strawberry so piss on it, here's just a solid portrait, them escaping a train in Ch3 (long story with Hanna's hair but I'll post it March maybe), and some Ch4, I love that one with them lying down, its hard to get her smiling
February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I drove myself crazy trying to get a pic of Hanna turning Johnny in in Strawberry so piss on it, here's just a solid portrait, them escaping a train in Ch3 (long story with Hanna's hair but I'll post it March maybe), and some Ch4, I love that one with them lying down, its hard to get her smiling
You know who's navigations really obnoxious right now, EVERY single thing I do sends me back to the front page and makes me click through. But once in awhile someone posts something I want to steal and try real quick so I did this with someone else's prompt. Its a Hard Boiled ref, not a dick joke!
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
You know who's navigations really obnoxious right now, EVERY single thing I do sends me back to the front page and makes me click through. But once in awhile someone posts something I want to steal and try real quick so I did this with someone else's prompt. Its a Hard Boiled ref, not a dick joke!
The closest I can remember anybody beating me in a flame war the last decade was this one dude on Facebook who guessed what kind of porn I watch. I can only assume he was projecting and just happened to be right cuz I don't leave tracks.
But he got WAY too specific, so I judo flipped it back on him
But he got WAY too specific, so I judo flipped it back on him
a picture of a spider man with the words " you 're sick you need help "
ALT: a picture of a spider man with the words " you 're sick you need help "
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February 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The closest I can remember anybody beating me in a flame war the last decade was this one dude on Facebook who guessed what kind of porn I watch. I can only assume he was projecting and just happened to be right cuz I don't leave tracks.
But he got WAY too specific, so I judo flipped it back on him
But he got WAY too specific, so I judo flipped it back on him
Ok, I just had to settle this for myself here. 40yo Karin for the win. Maybe its an older woman thing, maybe its because she's at least 50% less likely to screw you over, but I'm sticking with it. Also, I never get tired of knocking her around. She's like Boppo the Clown that way
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Ok, I just had to settle this for myself here. 40yo Karin for the win. Maybe its an older woman thing, maybe its because she's at least 50% less likely to screw you over, but I'm sticking with it. Also, I never get tired of knocking her around. She's like Boppo the Clown that way
I wouldn't kick 25yo Karin out of bed, but I just feel like she lacks an extra dimension since the 40 yo. Also, she looks naked without her headband and 40yo version looks wrong with it, I don't know why! You gotta be hardcore about her bust, giving Karin a big one is like giving a gun to a chimp
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I wouldn't kick 25yo Karin out of bed, but I just feel like she lacks an extra dimension since the 40 yo. Also, she looks naked without her headband and 40yo version looks wrong with it, I don't know why! You gotta be hardcore about her bust, giving Karin a big one is like giving a gun to a chimp
I said this a million times, but I'll say it again, I do the Skyrim stuff for among other reasons, cuz I have the most OCs and its very easy. I got an alternate B2 from Nier Automata I ought to be working on, but she's a licensed character 1, and 2, most days I just don't wanna expend effort
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I said this a million times, but I'll say it again, I do the Skyrim stuff for among other reasons, cuz I have the most OCs and its very easy. I got an alternate B2 from Nier Automata I ought to be working on, but she's a licensed character 1, and 2, most days I just don't wanna expend effort
This is with my Chinoiserie prompts. I'm seriously done with Her Best Work in Red but I still find it lends itself to tooling around. I'm a big proponent of perfecting 40 yo booze-hag mom Karin, she shouldn't be but I find her more attractive than 25 yo Karin, maybe cuz she's less psychotic
January 30, 2026 at 5:16 PM
This is with my Chinoiserie prompts. I'm seriously done with Her Best Work in Red but I still find it lends itself to tooling around. I'm a big proponent of perfecting 40 yo booze-hag mom Karin, she shouldn't be but I find her more attractive than 25 yo Karin, maybe cuz she's less psychotic
Very roughly (language intended) paraphrasing, but I find its best just to give it a vague guideline and let it write what its going to write. I swear, you throw some Shakespeare at the most explicit stuff and you feel like you're ready to make theater and lit class small talk
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Very roughly (language intended) paraphrasing, but I find its best just to give it a vague guideline and let it write what its going to write. I swear, you throw some Shakespeare at the most explicit stuff and you feel like you're ready to make theater and lit class small talk
Esmerelda (yes, THAT Esmerelda) from Skyrim. You know who keeps choking out on human/Breton Esmerelda, probably cuz of the brassiere, but is letting me gen hagraven Es all day. I'm proud of her design, its tough in my opinion to make a hagraven you might consider but isn't an obvious yes
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Esmerelda (yes, THAT Esmerelda) from Skyrim. You know who keeps choking out on human/Breton Esmerelda, probably cuz of the brassiere, but is letting me gen hagraven Es all day. I'm proud of her design, its tough in my opinion to make a hagraven you might consider but isn't an obvious yes
So's we get more plot, jealousy, Mariam goes apeshit, storms the manor, shoves a couple Hunter II's up their own asses, and gets her guy, so to speak. I'm not gonna spoil how THAT ends or show her final spider form, but he has it coming and its pretty gruesome. I feel like an RE SHOULD be squick
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 PM
So's we get more plot, jealousy, Mariam goes apeshit, storms the manor, shoves a couple Hunter II's up their own asses, and gets her guy, so to speak. I'm not gonna spoil how THAT ends or show her final spider form, but he has it coming and its pretty gruesome. I feel like an RE SHOULD be squick
At first it goes great, but as these things go, she keeps mutating and gets amped up, warped, and also develops a pheromone ability, besides REALLY making things tough for boss, I write a scene where it intimidates everybody at a sitdown and they all smell something different, blood, gasoline, etc
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
At first it goes great, but as these things go, she keeps mutating and gets amped up, warped, and also develops a pheromone ability, besides REALLY making things tough for boss, I write a scene where it intimidates everybody at a sitdown and they all smell something different, blood, gasoline, etc