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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦
@johnnycanuck71.bsky.social
Geez, I dunno what the issue was. It was funny to me……
Also I’m Gen-X so that should tell you a lot about me.
Poster of the unofficial official Canucks Goal GIF… IYKYK
#Sports, #Music, #Movies, #Food, #Beer and #Whisky.
#Canucks #RaiseHail
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Noticed a metric shit ton of new followers the last few days. I’m trying to follow back as best I can, but if your profile is empty I won’t, if you haven’t or don’t post I won’t. The block button here is lightning fast, this ain’t Twitter and I’d prefer a positive fun experience here.
If you have a 49ers fan in your life be sure to share… it’s your duty.
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
This probably wouldn’t be happening to the Patriots if they’d had just dressed Aaron Hernandez… just a thought.
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Alright you guys… good luck!!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
To you Seahawk fans who follow me,tomorrow is about you and you alone. Enjoy,I wish you the best in your battle.Also,I think we should lobby the government to switch “Family Day” holiday Monday to the day after Super Bowl.We should also change the name from Family Day (lame) to Super Bowl Monday!
February 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I can’t decide if the Canucks are trying to keep up to the Leafs or the Leafs are trying not to lose to the Canucks…
February 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Protest art at its finest… and they will never get the message, because they’re getting exactly what they voted for.
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Seahawks fans, congrats on making it to the superbowl. Now we just need a way to make the Mandarin Mussolini think that Mark Carney is gonna win the whole thing for Canada.
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Blueger for a first
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 AM
lol it’s even more stressful when you have the wrong POA and had no idea that a new one was made up 6 years ago. And all this time it’s been at a lawyers office waiting for you to sign it…. Fuck sakes, glad this is over, Dads place is sold and he’s got money to invest and take care of himself.
I have just concluded to most stressful 96 hours of my life.All power of attorneys are located and safe, thank fuck! Without that stuff we wouldn’t be able to sell my parents house,deal closes on Thursday.One other hurtle is getting Moms vacancy tax cleared up for two years to remove the crown lean.
January 23, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Got the wife a new book for her birthday… at the back is a list of other books. Some good reading right here.
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
We all know that among other things he’s stupid and petty, and I can’t believe I have to ask this again…. How have they not removed him by now and what will it actually take for them to say enough is enough?
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I have just concluded to most stressful 96 hours of my life.All power of attorneys are located and safe, thank fuck! Without that stuff we wouldn’t be able to sell my parents house,deal closes on Thursday.One other hurtle is getting Moms vacancy tax cleared up for two years to remove the crown lean.
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The Rip on Netflix is actually really good.
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 AM
In the span of half a season we went from making the playoffs, to being competitive, to rebuild, to hybrid rebuild and now we’re at hybrid retool…. Up next is retool and then everything’s fine because we’re 3 points out of a WC spot due to the 10 game win streak
January 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
While the tank is full on, let’s get tougher while we’re at it. Marcus Pettersson should absolutely NOT be fighting anyone, especially a guy who sticks his tongue out while fighting.
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I’m going through some of my parents files and I’ve found a document dated 1937. With my Grandfathers signature on it right under the words “Heil Hitler”… history is crazy man.
January 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Why is it that the truth never spreads as fast as lies like “eating tide pods cures covid”…???
Why is it so hard to dispel all the garbage going around when it’s literally never been easier to fact check???
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I have NEVER seen a player get awarded a do over on a penalty shot…
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This SWE/FIN overtime is bananas!!!
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
If the Canadian Junior team wins gold I think they should be the ones to go to the olympics.
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
One of the many things I miss about my Mom now that the Dementia is in full swing, is her cooking. Man those home cooked German meals were outstanding.I can’t replicate it exactly but I can come close,today I’m treating my wife to Rouladen. If you know, you know.
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Canucks hybrid rebuild…
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
First one up, enjoying some quiet time… the calm before the storm. Tracy does such a great job decorating the tree, I’m super lucky to have someone like her in my life. I hope all of you have a very Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Who the FUCK is playing against the New York Islanders right now???? WTAF!!!
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Good bye Gavin McKenna…. We hardly knew ye!
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM