John McMahon
@johnmcmahon.bsky.social
2015, 2016, 2017 & 2018 Rear of the Year. White chocolate isn’t chocolate.
En route to Hamburg for St Pauli v Freiburg. Get the ale in @exileddave.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
En route to Hamburg for St Pauli v Freiburg. Get the ale in @exileddave.bsky.social
10 wins from our last 15 games would leave Arsenal needing to be pretty much perfect for their remaining 14 games. One of which is us at Anfield.
February 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
10 wins from our last 15 games would leave Arsenal needing to be pretty much perfect for their remaining 14 games. One of which is us at Anfield.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Context matters…but I wouldn’t expect you to get that.
We’ll see where things are at the end of January.
We’ll see where things are at the end of January.
February 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The only correct responses when the wife sends food pics
January 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The only correct responses when the wife sends food pics
Commentators want the ref to let the game go until at some point in the game the players don’t know where the line is and someone’s leg gets broken.
January 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Commentators want the ref to let the game go until at some point in the game the players don’t know where the line is and someone’s leg gets broken.
It’s never as bad as we’re made to believe but people need headlines. I don’t know what game some watched last night but if you read some people’s feed you’d think Forest deserved something.
If you ignored the y-axis and focused on the trend lines: Liverpool’s metrics on defense (xGA) have been getting better since Fulham but actual goals have been higher. Some bad luck (eg deflected shots), some goals where Ali had to do better. Regardless, defense looks good going into the 2nd half!
New viz:
#lfc rolling 6 game defensive performance 24/25
#lfc rolling 6 game defensive performance 24/25
January 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It’s never as bad as we’re made to believe but people need headlines. I don’t know what game some watched last night but if you read some people’s feed you’d think Forest deserved something.
Anyone that spends all year moaning about transfers and how inevitable our demise is shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate when we win something. In fact I’d go as far to say that they should have dog shit put down the back of their shirts.
January 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Anyone that spends all year moaning about transfers and how inevitable our demise is shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate when we win something. In fact I’d go as far to say that they should have dog shit put down the back of their shirts.
We aren’t signing carrotcakeskater
We don’t need forward options.
We don’t need forward options.
January 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
We aren’t signing carrotcakeskater
We don’t need forward options.
We don’t need forward options.
What do you say if you lose 25% of your roof?
Oof
Oof
January 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What do you say if you lose 25% of your roof?
Oof
Oof
Can this snow fuck the fuck off please
January 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Can this snow fuck the fuck off please
I’ve got no problem with teams that come and have a go at Anfield because how can I? I moan when teams sit there and take a 3-0 beating so I’d always much rather watch teams have a go at us because that’s what l’d always want my team to do. Fair play.
January 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’ve got no problem with teams that come and have a go at Anfield because how can I? I moan when teams sit there and take a 3-0 beating so I’d always much rather watch teams have a go at us because that’s what l’d always want my team to do. Fair play.
At this level, teams will take what you give them and we gave them everything they needed to be profitable today. Hopefully the lads are furious and it shows next game.
Up the fucking reds.
Up the fucking reds.
January 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
At this level, teams will take what you give them and we gave them everything they needed to be profitable today. Hopefully the lads are furious and it shows next game.
Up the fucking reds.
Up the fucking reds.
That’s why United getting walloped week after week seems great but they will always come to Anfield with a different setup when they’re against the ropes.
January 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
That’s why United getting walloped week after week seems great but they will always come to Anfield with a different setup when they’re against the ropes.
Hopefully they can get it cleared
January 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Hopefully they can get it cleared
“It’s only two inches of snow”
If you ask me, that’s a very average amount of snow. You don’t really want anymore than that.
Ahem.
If you ask me, that’s a very average amount of snow. You don’t really want anymore than that.
Ahem.
January 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
“It’s only two inches of snow”
If you ask me, that’s a very average amount of snow. You don’t really want anymore than that.
Ahem.
If you ask me, that’s a very average amount of snow. You don’t really want anymore than that.
Ahem.
For your viewing pleasure
January 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
For your viewing pleasure
Dear Liverpool Football Club.
You have the chance to win the league tomorrow.
Thanks.
All the fans.
You have the chance to win the league tomorrow.
Thanks.
All the fans.
January 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dear Liverpool Football Club.
You have the chance to win the league tomorrow.
Thanks.
All the fans.
You have the chance to win the league tomorrow.
Thanks.
All the fans.
Reposted by John McMahon
Arsenal try the same illegal freekick routine: Trossard tries to manhandle the opponent deeper so that the Arsenal players are onside. Only, this time, Brighton are onto it and the player Trossard tries to manhandle doesn't move. Like I said: nothing special - just grit and c**tishness.
#BRIARS
#BRIARS
January 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Arsenal try the same illegal freekick routine: Trossard tries to manhandle the opponent deeper so that the Arsenal players are onside. Only, this time, Brighton are onto it and the player Trossard tries to manhandle doesn't move. Like I said: nothing special - just grit and c**tishness.
#BRIARS
#BRIARS
I still fancy Arsenal to score in the same way I’d always fancy us to go and win the game, but them pretending that isn’t a penalty is very odd behavior because they’d want it at the other end.
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I still fancy Arsenal to score in the same way I’d always fancy us to go and win the game, but them pretending that isn’t a penalty is very odd behavior because they’d want it at the other end.
PEN REEEEFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
January 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
PEN REEEEFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
Arteta terrified of going a man down but he couldn’t sub Nwaneri when he got booked because he knew he’d look like a massive turd 😂😂😂😂
January 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Arteta terrified of going a man down but he couldn’t sub Nwaneri when he got booked because he knew he’d look like a massive turd 😂😂😂😂
Arsenal’s great corner routine is 7 fouls that every ref chooses to ignore then they scrap one in. Let van Dijk stand on Onana tomorrow like Saliba does every single time and the ref will blow his whistle for every corner we get.
January 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Arsenal’s great corner routine is 7 fouls that every ref chooses to ignore then they scrap one in. Let van Dijk stand on Onana tomorrow like Saliba does every single time and the ref will blow his whistle for every corner we get.
Reposted by John McMahon
Imagine if twilight career Mo went on a villain arc to avenge all the bollocks he took on the chin through his career. Two-footing every left back in the league for starters. Where even is Ramos these days.
January 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Imagine if twilight career Mo went on a villain arc to avenge all the bollocks he took on the chin through his career. Two-footing every left back in the league for starters. Where even is Ramos these days.
Anyone else’s arse already gone Sunday? I know that if we’re at our best we should sweep them aside but that ain’t helping my stomach right now.
January 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Anyone else’s arse already gone Sunday? I know that if we’re at our best we should sweep them aside but that ain’t helping my stomach right now.
1-0 up and suicide football against a team that don’t really need help. Be great when they play us in a few weeks and bang it long every chance they get while pinning our centre halves and getting free kicks in dangerous areas.
January 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
1-0 up and suicide football against a team that don’t really need help. Be great when they play us in a few weeks and bang it long every chance they get while pinning our centre halves and getting free kicks in dangerous areas.