Sen. John Fetterman
@johnkarlfetterman.bsky.social
PARODY of the United States Senator fighting for the people of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
Not actually him
I promise
Not actually him
I promise
Pinned
Got me and my bald ass head on this site
DCA has the best floors for seasoning sandwiches 😋
September 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
DCA has the best floors for seasoning sandwiches 😋
ICYMI: I am so honored to announce I maid my professional righting debut with my new book and memoir UNFETTERED, coming out 11.11.25! Can’t wait to share with you all.
August 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ICYMI: I am so honored to announce I maid my professional righting debut with my new book and memoir UNFETTERED, coming out 11.11.25! Can’t wait to share with you all.
Don’t tell Netanyahu, but I threw that silver beeper / pager “gift” he gave me in the trash lmfao. Such a stupid ass gift to give someone
March 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Don’t tell Netanyahu, but I threw that silver beeper / pager “gift” he gave me in the trash lmfao. Such a stupid ass gift to give someone
Reposted by Sen. John Fetterman
al green is the only person in congress as far as im concerned. everyone else can suck my nuts off
March 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
al green is the only person in congress as far as im concerned. everyone else can suck my nuts off
Actually you know what hell yeah, fuck me. I’m a total piece of shit
January 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Actually you know what hell yeah, fuck me. I’m a total piece of shit
PA Senator John Fetterman will NOT be attending Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20th ‼️
January 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
PA Senator John Fetterman will NOT be attending Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20th ‼️
Wow hello to all my new followers. Why is literally everyone all of a sudden following me lol
December 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Wow hello to all my new followers. Why is literally everyone all of a sudden following me lol
DanDaDan is also a god tier series. That is all.
November 30, 2024 at 2:11 AM
DanDaDan is also a god tier series. That is all.
Dropped a fat porcelain-melting log in the toilet this morning. Thanksgiving dinner was worth it though!
November 30, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Dropped a fat porcelain-melting log in the toilet this morning. Thanksgiving dinner was worth it though!
Who up giving their thanks ⁉️
November 28, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Who up giving their thanks ⁉️
Happy Thanksgiving I’m thankful for the Mr. Beast Box from Zaxby’s
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Happy Thanksgiving I’m thankful for the Mr. Beast Box from Zaxby’s
Reposted by Sen. John Fetterman
I love Little Seizures pizza!! 😋
November 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I love Little Seizures pizza!! 😋
Calling it now: Elon is going to buy MSNBC and immediately re-name it something absolutely stupid like Memes and Silly News for Big Chungus.
November 23, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Calling it now: Elon is going to buy MSNBC and immediately re-name it something absolutely stupid like Memes and Silly News for Big Chungus.
Fuck my fat troglodyte chungus life.
November 23, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Fuck my fat troglodyte chungus life.
Eating mackened cheese from the michael wave 👍
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Eating mackened cheese from the michael wave 👍
This rocks thanks for the fanart 🫶
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
This rocks thanks for the fanart 🫶
I want to meet AJ and Big Justice
November 20, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I want to meet AJ and Big Justice
We bring the BOOOOM that’s what we do
November 20, 2024 at 4:48 PM
We bring the BOOOOM that’s what we do
Good news, folks!
I just introduced a bill that would allow the citizens of Pennsylvania to use Robux and V-Bucks as legal tender at all businesses and restaurants in our state.
Let’s make this a country wide thing! 😎
I just introduced a bill that would allow the citizens of Pennsylvania to use Robux and V-Bucks as legal tender at all businesses and restaurants in our state.
Let’s make this a country wide thing! 😎
November 19, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Good news, folks!
I just introduced a bill that would allow the citizens of Pennsylvania to use Robux and V-Bucks as legal tender at all businesses and restaurants in our state.
Let’s make this a country wide thing! 😎
I just introduced a bill that would allow the citizens of Pennsylvania to use Robux and V-Bucks as legal tender at all businesses and restaurants in our state.
Let’s make this a country wide thing! 😎
I wish Robux and V-Bucks could be used in real life.
November 19, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I wish Robux and V-Bucks could be used in real life.
It should be socially acceptable to demolish an entire variety pack of High Noons at work by 10am
November 19, 2024 at 3:17 PM
It should be socially acceptable to demolish an entire variety pack of High Noons at work by 10am
Do you guys also have a favorite voice that lives inside of your head and mentally tortures you 24/7?
November 19, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Do you guys also have a favorite voice that lives inside of your head and mentally tortures you 24/7?
You guys seen the new Dan Da Dan anime series on Netflix? Only started it yesterday morning and I’m on episode 7 right now lol.
10/10 series so far
10/10 series so far
November 19, 2024 at 12:28 AM
You guys seen the new Dan Da Dan anime series on Netflix? Only started it yesterday morning and I’m on episode 7 right now lol.
10/10 series so far
10/10 series so far